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Dan "Agent Provacateur" J.'s Profile

my R's OTD.

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my R's OTD.

Not to brag or nothin' but I got six of 'em now. If they allowed rants I'd have more. Just sayin' Time to make a list.

1. Revolver

325 Cambie St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1H7
(604) 558-4444

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

11/13/2011 ROTD 3/19/2012

ALERT: I've never sworn in a review before and I've been saving up my expletives for someone special...

I fucking love Revolver. I want to write them a goddamn sonnet. Bloody hell, these guys know their fucking coffee! Look above, you see those 19…More »

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2. Nelson the Seagull

315 Carrall Street
Vancouver, BC V6A 0A7
(604) 681-5776

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: Gastown, Downtown Eastside

7/10/2011 ROTD 12/6/2011

I was too busy when they opened to receive credit for FTR. Thpppt.

Hey! Do you enjoy a dried out three pound hunk of refrigerated banana bread with stale mini chocolate chips? It comes wrapped in Saran wrap and if you ask nicely also comes with a…More »

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3. Agro Café

1201 Hamilton St
Vancouver, BC V6B 6K3
(604) 605-1292

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Yaletown

12/24/2010 ROTD 9/21/2011

If you're used to the coffee served by the big chains down the street and are expecting something comparable you will be disappointed.

Seriously, what's wrong with these people? They will make you a cup of coffee in their clover. What is that thing?…More »

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4. Kulash Steve Taxidermy Ltd

3977 Kingsway
Burnaby, BC V5H 1Y7
(604) 437-4656

1/27/2011 ROTD 2/18/2011 First to Review

UPDATE: I received word that Steve's son has taken over the business and has re-located it to Steveston. So, if you need a disemboweled moose that looks like it was attacked by werewolves, or a twenty-five foot salt water crocodile for your living…More »

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5. Pourhouse Restaurant

162 Water Street
Vancouver, BC V6B 1B2
(604) 568-7022

Categories: Lounges, Canadian (Traditional)

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

12/23/2010 ROTD 7/7/2011

I saved review number 50 for Pourhouse because it's my favourite Vancouver business right now. I even turned my spell check on.

I could prattle & claver about how great this place is but I see that seventy-three ladies and fellows beat me to the…More »

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6. Ganache Patisserie

1262 Homer St
Vancouver, BC V6B 2Y5
(604) 899-1098

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Yaletown

1/27/2011 ROTD 4/28/2011

I keep buying treats from here for the women in my life. Sometimes they let me try a morsel. Usually they're too busy scarfing and raving about them to share with me :(

Well today I insisted on taking Michelle here for a proper sit down dessert fix.…More »

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Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! (9) In 1814 we took a little trip along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip / We took a little bacon and we took a little beans / And met the mighty British near the town of New Orleans. Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!	Swindler's List. (5) Also known as Skepti-Yelping. Poking fun at fraudsters, phonies and flim-flammers. PS: Credit for the name Swindler's List goes to "Skeptic's Guide to the Universe".
Photography. (13) Professional photography & accessories sales, rentals, props & costuming, services & repairs. None of those big chains. Small, cutting edge, knowledgeable & independent.	Useful! (7) Businesses I rely on that have never let me down.
Dan vs. the World. (6) Conversations with crazy people.	Not Funny! Grrr. (5) Dan's list of businesses that make his life more difficult than it needs to be.
Delis (3) From Jewish to Jew"ish" Es Gezunter heit.	Indian (4) Indian as in from India. Thanks Columbus for making me have to explain that.