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Husband's family has owned a cottage in the Lakes Region of Ontario for a century. It's one of the most beautiful, most wonderful, most relaxing places on earth. Don't tell husband, but it's the real reason I married him...

 1. Annie's Cafe

3121 Muskoka Rd 169
Muskoka Lakes, ON
Canada

2.0 star rating
  8/26/2009 First to Review

Annie's opened in Bala two years ago, and we were excited because there's definitely a lack of restaurants in town.  We had hoped we'd hit upon a good restaurant for breakfast, especially.  But we were pretty disappointed in Annie's the two times we…More »

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 2. Bala Bay Inn

3063 Muskoka Road 169
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C
Canada
(705) 762-3313
4.0 star rating
  Update - 8/17/2010

Yay!  A bump-up review!  Bala Bay Inn's Grill/Ghosts restaurant continues to impress each summer.  

This year we were really, really pleased by the great service.  We arrived for our dinner after a rainstorm, and the outdoor patio where we like to…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    8/25/2009 First to Review

    When we visit Bala each summer, we always make a stop at the Bala Bay Inn for lunch or dinner.  It's… Read more »

 3. Bala Cove Marina

1021 Gordon St.
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(877) 440-2252
4.0 star rating
  8/16/2010 First to Review

Bala's not like big cities (blessedly) for many, many reasons, not the least of which is everyone travels everywhere by boat.  Grocery store, liquor store, grabbing some lunch, shopping for Muskoka sweats, you name it -- all the stores have public…More »

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 4. Bala Falls Pub

1010 Bala Falls Rd
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-2222

Categories: Pizza, Dive Bars

3.0 star rating
  8/18/2010 First to Review

Bala Falls Pub just goes to show a dive bar is always in style.  Even the sleepy little hamlet of Bala, Ontario, supports one, and Bala Falls Pub satisfies on most dive bar counts.  It's dingy, populated by locals, hosts some beat-up pool tables, and…More »

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 5. Bala Freshmart

1003 Mill St
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-1254

Category: Grocery

4.0 star rating
  8/28/2011 First to Review

Bala Freshmart has the look and feel of a big chain grocery store, but has the distinction of actually being one-of-a-kind.  It's an independent supermarket, the only one of its kind in Bala.  When you need ketchup, Clamato, or paper towels, BF is…More »

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 6. Bala General Store & Gas Bar

1004 Maple St
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-3761
3.0 star rating
  8/25/2011 First to Review

Bala General Store is like 7-11 (y'know, with gas and junk food and stuff), only Canadian.  Sooooo....Ketchup Lay's on the shelves, and a farm stand selling gorgeous local produce in the parking lot.

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 7. Bala Ski Show

3040 Muskoka Road
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada

Category: Active Life

4.0 star rating
  8/29/2011 First to Review

Every Tuesday night at 7:30 during the months of July and August, fresh-faced Muskoka teens from Summer Water Sports Muskoka, well-versed in the ways of the Lakes, put on a water ski show on the lakefront of Windsor Park.  Shows are free of charge,…More »

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 8. Bala Summer Market

Precambrian Shield
Bala, ON
Canada
(705) 762-5663

Category: Farmers Market

2.0 star rating
  Update - 8/19/2010

Augh, I hate to knock a farm market down so low, but Bala Summer Market has moved -- its death blow.  It used to be located in the Precambrian Shield parking lot right at Muskoka Road 169 as you enter town.  It used to be easily accessible by boat…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    8/25/2009 First to Review

    The Bala Summer Market takes place on Monday mornings and afternoons amidst the rocks of the… Read more »

 9. Bee Jay's Grill Restaurant

3129 Muskoka Road 169
Bala Falls, ON P0C
Canada
(705) 762-5464

Category: Burgers

3.0 star rating
  8/25/2009 First to Review

Husband's family has a cottage on Bala Bay in Muskoka, so we head north every summer to recharge our batteries.  Bee Jay's is a greasy-spoon we look forward to hitting up, especially for breakfast.

First let me say there's a dearth of eateries in Bala…More »

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 10. The Blue Willow Tea Shop

900 Bay St.
Gravenhurst, ON P1P 1G7
Canada
(705) 687-2597

Categories: British, Tea Rooms

4.0 star rating
  6/30/2010 First to Review

4.5 stars, eh?

A couple summers ago, stumbling back down to the docks after a long day of shopping and strolling "downtown" Gravenhurst, husband and I spied a new restaurant on the wharf.  Curious -- and hungry -- we investigated.  It turned out the…More »

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 11. Boston Pizza

1100 Bay St.
Gravenhurst, ON P1P 1G7
Canada
(705) 684-8024
3.0 star rating
  6/30/2010 First to Review

Gravenhurst is like the renovated, flashy big brother of the Muskoka Lakes region -- corporate hotels and condos, a fancy newly redone town dock, and the Segwun steamship fleet is based here.  So it's no real surprise that one of very few chains in…More »

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 12. Brown's Appliances

108-6 Maple St
Port Carling, ON P0B 1J0
Canada
(705) 765-5700
5.0 star rating
  8/22/2011 First to Review

After 30-some-odd years the mustard-yellow, wire-shelved fridge in the family cottage was ready to retire.  But the Lakes region isn't the kind of place where you can run over to Sears or Home Depot, pick out an appliance for delivery, and be done…More »

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 13. Cabin Crafts & Such

3137 Muskoka Rd 169
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-0980
3.0 star rating
  8/19/2010 First to Review

3.5 stars.

I've been walking past Cabin Crafts & Such for six summers now and never wanted to go in.  From the outside, it looks junky and cheesy.  There are ugly bathing suits on display, and tacky lawn ornaments visible through the windows.  This…More »

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 14. Campus Crew

123 Medora St
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0B
Canada
(705) 765-1576
3.0 star rating
  8/19/2010 First to Review

Do you miss Bluenotes?  Yeah, me too.  But have no fear: Campus Crew bought up all Bluenotes' inventory when they closed, and now you can shop your fill on cropped sweat pants, maritime-themed flip-flops, flimsy baby doll tees, and Muskoka hoodies…More »

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 15. The Cottage Butcher

3173 Muskoka Rd 169
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-5995

Category: Meat Shops

5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/16/2010

Still a five-star joint and just getting better.  This year the butcher's stock was even more amazing, and not just the meats.  Don't tell anyone, but I fell off the veg wagon *hard core* during our stay in Bala this year.  I couldn't resist, and I…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    3/27/2010 First to Review

    The Cottage Butcher just opened last summer and we are already in love.  Before it showed up, the… Read more »

 16. Cottage Friends

3145 Muskoka Rd 169
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-4146
4.0 star rating
  8/20/2010 First to Review

For some reason, Muskoka is awash with stores selling the exact same stuff: typically sweats in all their many incarnations emblazoned with some kind of Muskoka logo.  Sweats are great, but sometimes a girl wants a *bit* more sophisticated Muskoka…More »

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 17. David Dawson Studio & Gallery

916 Bay Street, Unit 2
Gravenhurst, ON P1P 1Z9
Canada
(705) 687-2330

Category: Art Galleries

4.0 star rating
  8/27/2011 First to Review

Husband and I discovered David Dawson at the Gravenhurst Farmers Market (one of the best open-air markets in the entire world, but that's a different review) where we were instantly attracted by the paintings and giclées hanging in his tent.  

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 18. Ditto

3131 Muskoka Rd
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-2797
5.0 star rating
  8/16/2010 First to Review

If you know anything about the Muskoka Lakes region of Canada, you know it ain't a big shopping or dining mecca.  What little shopping there is is usually dominated by Riot, Skirt, and Willy's -- cheesy hoodie-and-ironic-tee-type places that cater to…More »

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 19. Don's Bakery of Bala

3119 Hwy 169
Bala Bay, ON P0C
Canada
(705) 762-3937

Category: Bakeries

5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/29/2011

Last summer, new owners took over Don's when the original owners retired.  They kept everything the same last summer, much to everyone's relief.  Don's has been serving up their phenomenal baked goods in Bala for over 60 years, and no one wanted new…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    8/25/2009 First to Review

    Oh, Don's.  How I love thee.  How I look forward to your brie wheel, your scones, and especially… Read more »

 20. Gravenhurst Farmers' Market

Muskoka Wharf
Gravenhurst, ON P1P 1G7
Canada

Category: Farmers Market

5.0 star rating
  8/25/2009 First to Review

We visit the Muskoka Lakes every summer, and every summer we make a special point of rising early and making the 45 minute boat ride to Gravenhurst so we can be at the Farmers' Market at 9 am sharp.  We LOVE this market, it's one of the best farm…More »

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 21. Ice Dreams Soda Shop

3131 Muskoka Rd 169
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-2797
3.0 star rating
  8/21/2011 First to Review

3.5 stars.  And if you don't read on, then I only have these three sweet, sweet words for you: crème brûlée milkshake.

If you're still here, then Ice Dreams is adorably appealing with its classic Coke decor and rosy-cheeked kids working the counter.…More »

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 22. Indian River Trading Co.

1 West St
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0B 1J0
Canada
(705) 765-0011
4.0 star rating
  6/30/2010 First to Review

This place is like the Wal-Mart of Muskoka, without being creepily corporate or offering shoddy merchandise.  But whatever you need on the lakes -- well, cottage-related really, but what isn't cottage-related on the lakes? -- you can find here.

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 23. Indy Gallery

1006 Bala Falls Rd
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada

Category: Art Galleries

5.0 star rating
  8/23/2011 First to Review

I love everything about Indy Gallery.

I love that artist Chad Arney turns "garbage" into art, recycling junked found-objects into fanciful, unique art pieces.

I love that the "gallery" is located in the otherwise unused alleyway between the Balacade…More »

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 24. Iroquois Artisans

3119 Muskoka Road 169
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-0550
3.0 star rating
  8/17/2010 First to Review

3.5 stars.  

Iroquois Artisans has been in Bala for 20 years this year.  But in the six summers I've had the privilege of accompanying husband to the family place in Muskoka, we've never gone in or even thought to.  Despite the fact that it's located…More »

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 25. Joy of Harvest

34 Pony Meadow Ter
Toronto, ON M1C 4J4
Canada
(416) 281-0037

Category: Farmers Market

Neighbourhood: Scarborough

4.0 star rating
  8/22/2010 First to Review

Joy in the Harvest is one of those Gravenhurst Farmers Market vendors for whom we rise early and make the 45-minute boat ride across the lakes every Wednesday we're in Muskoka.  The Slyfield family, who runs the business, makes some mean chutneys,…More »

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 26. The Juicery

105 Maple St
Port Carling, ON P0B 1J0
Canada
(705) 765-0004
4.0 star rating
  8/23/2011 First to Review

There's something eminently appealing about this modest little shop serving all-natural and organic juices, smoothies, coffee, and tea.  

It's bright and airy, with the door always open in summer to allow the buttery Muskoka sun and fresh Muskoka air…More »

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 27. Just Crepes

118 Medora St
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0B
Canada
(705) 765-5878

Category: French

3.0 star rating
  Update - 8/17/2010

Oh, boo.  I gotta knock Just Crêpes down a peg after our last visit.  They'd been consistently great on food, ambiance, and service the last three years, but this year was a slightly different story.

Food?  Still great.  Crêpes still have a lovely,…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    8/26/2009 First to Review

    We make a point of lunching at Just Crêpes each summer when we are visiting Lake Muskoka.  We… Read more »

 28. The Lemon Tree Bakery

96 Joseph street
Port Carling, ON P0B 1J0
Canada

Categories: Bakeries, Cafes

4.0 star rating
  8/27/2011 First to Review

The Lemon Tree Bakery just opened in early July, the second outpost of this Barrie-based bakery.  We popped in this summer looking for a quick lunch as well as some sweets to serve dinner guests.  LTB satisfied on both counts.

The prepared food menu…More »

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 29. Milford Bay Trout Farm

61224 Hewitt Rd
Milford Bay, ON P1L 1X4
Canada
(705) 764-1797
5.0 star rating
  8/19/2010 First to Review

Ever tried smoked trout?  Well, it sucked compared to Milford Bay Trout Farm's smoked trout.  Trust.  I've tried many a smoked trout, and they were all anemic, bland, and paled in comparison.  Milford Bay trout is pure gold, baby.

Natural hardwood dry…More »

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 30. Moon River Lookout

1002 Walker St
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-2393

Category: Canadian (New)

1.0 star rating
  8/16/2010 First to Review

I hate one-star reviews.  Panning a place makes me sad.  This joint, however, deserves it.

Husband's family has owned a cottage in Muskoka for darn near 100 years.  Everyone has their favorite place to eat on the lakes.  Moon River Lookout doesn't…More »

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 31. Mortimer's Marine Ltd.

1930 Mortimers Point Rd
Port Carling, ON P0B 1J0
Canada
(705) 765-3511
4.0 star rating
  8/27/2011 First to Review

Mortimer's Marine Ltd. -- known more affectionately as Mortimer's Point -- is one of my favorite marinas on the Lakes because of the following:

1) They sell bulk candy, all of it gummy.  I absolutely cannot resist gummy candy, especially if you make…More »

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 32. Muskoka Bear Wear

1004 Bala Falls Rd
Bala, ON P0C 1A0
Canada

3.0 star rating
  8/28/2011 First to Review

There are two schools of shopping in Muskoka: sophisticated home décor and local art, and sweats.  Seriously, sweat shops (the aboveboard, legal kind) are *everywhere* in the Lakes Region, all selling hoodies, pants, hats, and tees emblazoned with…More »

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 33. Muskoka Classics Cottage Emporium

99 Maple
Port Carling, ON P0B 1J0
Canada
(705) 765-0008

Category: Home Decor

4.0 star rating
  8/21/2011 First to Review

Boasting everything from Fauvist-esque oil landscapes, to candelabras fashioned from repurposed Canadian wine barrels, to classic cozy point blankets, to technicolor collapsible colanders, Muskoka Classics Cottage Emporium has all your cottage needs…More »

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 34. Oliver's Coffee

1003 Mill St
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C 1A0
Canada
(705) 762-3041

Category: Coffee & Tea

4.0 star rating
  8/17/2010 First to Review

Where the rest of the world has Starbucks, Muskoka Lakes has Oliver's.  The lakes region is wonderfully devoid of the mega-corporation that is the 'Bucks, tho one has to wonder how long that will hold...in the meantime there's Oliver's: a locally…More »

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 35. Port Carling Locks

Port Carling, ON P0B
Canada

Category: Transportation

4.0 star rating
  8/20/2010 First to Review

The locks at Port Carling connect Lakes Muskoka and Rosseau.  Locking through in a small boat will run you C$6 one-way, C$10 round-trip.  When you're ready to lock through, you pull your boat near the gates and idle until they open, then enter and…More »

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 36. Purks Place

1038 Bala Falls Road
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0C
Canada
(705) 762-5311

Category: Boating

1.0 star rating
  8/25/2009 First to Review

If I could give negative stars, I would award them to Purks.  Purks Place has been in Bala for eons, but surprisingly, they don't seem to care about their reputation.  Dishonest customer service.  

We visit Bala every summer and used to go to Purks on…More »

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 37. Red Canoe Gallery

111 Medora St
Port Carling, ON P0B 1J0
Canada
(705) 765-7474
5.0 star rating
  8/24/2011 First to Review

Looking back over my Lakes Region reviews, I realize most of them are really positive.  It's hard not to love everything about Muskoka, whether you're swimming in one of the bays or browsing a farmers market.  Even shopping is supremely pleasant…More »

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 38. Rosseau Grill Oliver and Bonacini

2508 Windermere Rd
Windermere, ON P0B 1P0
Canada
(705) 769-3611
5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/29/2011

Despite my massive confusion over just exactly *what* the dining room name is (is it Wasabi?  Is it PJ's??  Is it Rosseau Grill???), eating at the Windermere is one of my absolute favorite things to do in Muskoka.  Every summer we set aside an…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    8/18/2010

    I eat my words.  This summer we ventured to sample Wasabi, the sushi bar at Windermere, and it is… Read more »

 39. Saigon Soul Food

152 James St S
Hamilton, ON L8P 3A2
Canada
(905) 529-8181

Category: Ethnic Food

5.0 star rating
  6/28/2010 First to Review

Husband and I spend time in the Muskoka Lakes region of northern Ontario every summer.  One of our favorite, most-anticipated things to do in Muskoka (something that I look forward to with baited breath ALL YEAR, honestly) is going to the Gravenhurst…More »

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 40. Scotty's Summer Shop - CLOSED

3066 Muskoka Rd 169
Muskoka Lakes, ON P0E 1G0
Canada
(705) 762-4166
4.0 star rating
  8/21/2010 First to Review

3 stars for the store, +1 star for Scottish Scotty MacDonald who happily runs the joint and whose brogue delights.

Scotty's is a hole-in-the-wall selling everything you need to make your lake vacation a pleasure to be sure.  Rafts for floating in the…More »

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