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1. Keane L.
This is my 700th review.
I was planning on just one-starring this with,
"Sleeps with me, but never calls."
But I deserve some credit for being a good lay...
(Facts about Keane L.)
I remember... when Mari A. thought I wasn't real. / my first Mission…More »
2. Ferry Building Marketplace
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 983-8030
Categories:
Shopping Centers,
Specialty Food
Neighbourhood: Embarcadero
The naked, descending notes on the opening track of Radiohead's Kid A fall into a schizophrenic scatter of ambient sounds. I remember first understanding this album in New York when I plugged in at the Museum of Natural History and it transformed my…More »
3. Lands End Trail
San Francisco, CA 94101
I don't have a lot of money. I don't have cable. I don't speak Italian. I can't drive stick. My share values have tanked. I don't smile enough. I'm not particularly well-read. I don't use the left side of my brain enough. I don't own an iPhone. I…More »
4. Ritual Coffee Roasters
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 641-1011
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Mission
My mom makes me weak. My dad makes me depressed.
There are many things I wish I wasn't. Restless. Impatient. Emotional. Delusional. Arugula. And so I blame my flaws on my folks, focusing on what I lack genetically rather than the good I possess.…More »
5. La Mediterranee
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 921-2956
Categories:
Middle Eastern,
Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights
In April, I met a girl who changed my life. I remember that first glance, the initial kick, followed by the uncontrollable flutter from catching her smile. Everything was routine then, while I found myself preoccupied with entertaining my mom, who…More »
6. Lyon Street Steps
San Francisco, CA 94123
Categories:
Local Flavor,
Hiking
Neighbourhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
There are so many paths in life, it's sometimes difficult finding the proper one.
Some paths are easier than others, meandering on slight inclines that comfortably rest at happy elevations. Life is gentle and quiet, and you're left relatively…More »
7. City of San Francisco
San Francisco.
On a night when I wasn't feeling so well, I took a long solitary walk. My iPod conveniently broke down before I left, so I had to abandon it. It was better this way, as I was forced to listen to the sounds of the city.
I walked a few…More »
8. Love
A break
in the scene
a cut frame slips right in
The moment stops.
.
.
now everyone's got to see .
…More »
9. Grace Cathedral
I'll never understand the unquestioning conviction people hold about something as vast as God. It's not that I don't believe in God, rather I don't presume an understanding of its thoughts and intentions. If an entity could craft something as…More »
10. Delta Air Lines
The window seat offers a certain authority while flying. Like a hillside villa or a mansion in the Hamptons, I've successfully distanced myself from the bustling troubles of the aisle. My elbows remain unbruised, and the luxury of a solid surface for…More »
11. City of Boston
I initially wanted my 600th review to be in New York City, but it seems more appropriate to give the honor, or whatever honor such a meaningless title can hold, to the City of Boston.
Boston formed for me a solid launching pad for the rest of my…More »
12. Amtrak
I like to think of bad experiences as opportunities to collect really great stories, the chance to find new adventure.
The summer after high school, I fell off my skateboard while speeding down a mountain. Fortunately, the ground broke my fall…More »
13. Pannikin Coffee & Tea
La Jolla, CA 92037
(858) 454-5453
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: La Jolla
I love cafes.
I really do.
They make me feel so at ease. But the ones I love most of all are the really quirky ones... the cluttered cafes with lots of crazy people sitting at mismatched tables. That's the type of place that makes me feel the most…More »
14. Pearl Chinese Cuisine
My life is changing.
A girl I was absolutely crazy about recommended two movies before she left town. It's weird when a person asks you to experience things that changed their life. The films become something of a diary. It's almost hard to watch. The…More »
15. Hotel De Anza
We had a little band in college that would get together and jam in an old, dirty garage. It wasn't much, but it was enough for three dumb kids still stuck on GnR and Metallica to express themselves. And when you're a little brat like I was back then,…More »
16. Hawaiian Airlines
Through looking glass I see
a brilliant cast of clarity,
shiny stars so far away
illuminate this hollow cage,
but clouds diffuse light
*blink*
…More »
Recently updated lists from Keane L.
Viva l'Italia! (24)Come si dice "nom nom nom" in italiano? |
Roma! (17)When in Rome, si mangia come i romani. |
Yelp Events! (97)Some people say Yelp is cultish but what do they know? The UFO isn't coming for them. |
ROTD! (25)Glory be the day I can create a list for this. (That day is today.) |
Best Cafes in San Francisco (10)I am addicted to coffee. I love it. These are the places where I go to get my fix. |
My Favorite Drinky Places in San Francisco (12)These are my favorite bars/lounges/corners-to-s hoot-a-flask in the city. |
Hometown Hawaii (22)Favorite places in my hometown, including spots on the other islands. |
New Orleans! (6)Cray-zay in the Vieux Carre... |
First Trip to SF? Visit These Places! (20)Get a good representation of SF by hitting these spots during your first visit. |
My Favorite Food Places in San Francisco (9)These are a few of my favorite things. |
See all 25 lists »
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Yelping SinceFebruary 2006
Things I LoveLove, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano
Find Me Inconspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.
My HometownHonolulu, HI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,
Why You Should Read My Reviewsand Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Read(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)
My First ConcertFinally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles
My Favourite Movie(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)
My Last Meal On Earth- his name is Mr. Squiggles -
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.
Most Recent DiscoveryBecause no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.
Current CrushThat's just common sense.