My Favorite Food Places in San Francisco

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These are a few of my favorite things.

 1. Zaré at Fly Trap

606 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 243-0580

Categories: Mediterranean, Persian/Iranian

Neighbourhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
  1/4/2011 ROTD 3/23/2011

There's a giant National Geographic world map hanging on one of my closet doors. Every night when I brush my teeth, I look at it for a full two minutes (as required to let the fluoride in the toothpaste fully absorb), traveling visually through the…More »

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 2. Muka

1345 Bush St
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 346-7029
5.0 star rating
  8/12/2011

Dear Ladies,

If I ever bring you here and it's just the two of us, chances are I'm totally into you.

Muka, formerly the wonderful French tapas restaurant Moussy's (http://www.yelp.com/bi...), is an intimate place to grab small bites and enjoy some…More »

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 3. Cafe Claude

7 Claude Ln
San Francisco, CA 94108
(415) 392-3505

Categories: French, Jazz & Blues, Specialty Food

Neighbourhood: Union Square

5.0 star rating
  10/13/2007

[Decoder Ring: http://translate.google.com]

Une autre revue ou je feins pour savoir le francais.

(A beautifully secluded French establishment.)

Ceux qui comprennent le francais noteront beaucoup d'erreurs.

(I shared the cheese platter with a friend.)

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 4. Fat Angel

1740 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 525-3013

Categories: Wine Bars, Gastropubs

Neighbourhood: Western Addition/NOPA

5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/30/2010

Loving this place, desperately, though I should note that I went back a few times and discovered Angel's Share is no longer on tap (they still have it in bottles). Apparently, when they finish a keg, they replace the beer with something new. But…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    8/3/2010

    Dear Cute Girls of the World,

    If I ever happen to bring you here and I know you are single, I've… Read more »

 5. Wayo Sushi

1407 Van Ness Ave
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 474-8369

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese

Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights

5.0 star rating
  6/27/2008

This is one of my new favorite restaurants in San Francisco.

Thankfully, I live close enough to this place that I can call it my neighborhood sushi joint. It's authentic, relatively cheap and tasty. The same one guy prepares all the sushi, so an…More »

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 6. Pizzeria Delfina

2406 California St
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 440-1189

Categories: Pizza, Italian

Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights

5.0 star rating
  5/18/2009 ROTD 3/26/2010

Breathlessly, I ran up the Lyon Street Steps and, in the process, discovered true poetry. I reached the top and was exhausted in such a way that all my thoughts came out in childlike observations...

Sky. Green grass. Puppy.

It's saying something…More »

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 7. La Mediterranee

2210 Fillmore St
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 921-2956

Categories: Middle Eastern, Mediterranean

Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights

5.0 star rating
  11/15/2007 ROTD 12/14/2007

In April, I met a girl who changed my life. I remember that first glance, the initial kick, followed by the uncontrollable flutter from catching her smile. Everything was routine then, while I found myself preoccupied with entertaining my mom, who…More »

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 8. Tropisueño

75 Yerba Buena Ln
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 243-0299

Category: Mexican

Neighbourhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
  2/12/2009 ROTD 5/31/2009

"I think there's a difference between just getting by and being content..."

she says.

"For me, it's how close it is to Friday ;-)"

I reply.

It's a subtle difference, and I don't think I thought about it until she said it... You can just get by with the…More »

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 9. Giordano Bros

303 Columbus Ave
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 397-2767

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill

5.0 star rating
  7/20/2009

Gibson Les Paul + Marshall Tube Amp + Guns N' Roses =

Explosions + Jet Planes + Blu-ray =

Scarlett Johanssen + Elisha Cuthbert + Me =

ITALIAN MEATS + COLESLAW + FRIES + THICK TOAST + BEER + LIVE MUSIC =

WIN.

(Asians love math.)

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Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

February 2006

Things I Love

Love, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano

Find Me In

conspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.

My Hometown

Honolulu, HI

My Blog Or Website

http://keane.li

When I'm Not Yelping...

Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,

Why You Should Read My Reviews

and Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.

My Second Favourite Website

http://festizio.net

The Last Great Book I Read

(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)

My First Concert

Finally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles

My Favourite Movie

(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)

My Last Meal On Earth

- his name is Mr. Squiggles -

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.

Most Recent Discovery

Because no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.

Current Crush

That's just common sense.