Categories:
Mediterranean,
Persian/Iranian
Neighbourhood: SOMA
There's a giant National Geographic world map hanging on one of my closet doors. Every night when I brush my teeth, I look at it for a full two minutes (as required to let the fluoride in the toothpaste fully absorb), traveling visually through the…More »
Dear Ladies,
If I ever bring you here and it's just the two of us, chances are I'm totally into you.
Muka, formerly the wonderful French tapas restaurant Moussy's (http://www.yelp.com/bi...), is an intimate place to grab small bites and enjoy some…More »
Categories:
French,
Jazz & Blues,
Specialty Food
Neighbourhood: Union Square
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Une autre revue ou je feins pour savoir le francais.
(A beautifully secluded French establishment.)
Ceux qui comprennent le francais noteront beaucoup d'erreurs.
(I shared the cheese platter with a friend.)
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Categories:
Wine Bars,
Gastropubs
Neighbourhood: Western Addition/NOPA
Loving this place, desperately, though I should note that I went back a few times and discovered Angel's Share is no longer on tap (they still have it in bottles). Apparently, when they finish a keg, they replace the beer with something new. But…More »
Dear Cute Girls of the World,
If I ever happen to bring you here and I know you are single, I've…
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Categories:
Sushi Bars,
Japanese
Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights
This is one of my new favorite restaurants in San Francisco.
Thankfully, I live close enough to this place that I can call it my neighborhood sushi joint. It's authentic, relatively cheap and tasty. The same one guy prepares all the sushi, so an…More »
Breathlessly, I ran up the Lyon Street Steps and, in the process, discovered true poetry. I reached the top and was exhausted in such a way that all my thoughts came out in childlike observations...
Sky. Green grass. Puppy.
It's saying something…More »
Categories:
Middle Eastern,
Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights
In April, I met a girl who changed my life. I remember that first glance, the initial kick, followed by the uncontrollable flutter from catching her smile. Everything was routine then, while I found myself preoccupied with entertaining my mom, who…More »
"I think there's a difference between just getting by and being content..."
she says.
"For me, it's how close it is to Friday ;-)"
I reply.
It's a subtle difference, and I don't think I thought about it until she said it... You can just get by with the…More »
Category:
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
Gibson Les Paul + Marshall Tube Amp + Guns N' Roses =
Explosions + Jet Planes + Blu-ray =
Scarlett Johanssen + Elisha Cuthbert + Me =
ITALIAN MEATS + COLESLAW + FRIES + THICK TOAST + BEER + LIVE MUSIC =
WIN.
(Asians love math.)
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Yelping SinceFebruary 2006
Things I LoveLove, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano
Find Me Inconspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.
My HometownHonolulu, HI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,
Why You Should Read My Reviewsand Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Read(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)
My First ConcertFinally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles
My Favourite Movie(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)
My Last Meal On Earth- his name is Mr. Squiggles -
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.
Most Recent DiscoveryBecause no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.
Current CrushThat's just common sense.