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What I've found worthy of my time and money in T-dot since my arrival in June '09.

 1. Black Hoof

928 Dundas St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1W3
Canada
(416) 551-8854

Category: Gastropubs

Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Trinity Bellwoods

5.0 star rating
  10/2/2009

Charcuterie is the new black, bitches.

Any hip restaurant that wants to be taken seriously in this town has some kind of charcuterie platter on its menu (e.g. Union, Nota Bene, Table 17). I'm bracing myself for the day McDonald's offers its own…More »

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 2. The Hoof Cafe - CLOSED

923 Dundas St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1W2
Canada
(416) 792-7511

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Trinity Bellwoods

5.0 star rating
  1/9/2010 ROTD 2/25/2010

Brunch is the most overrated meal ever. You want me to pay double-digits and wait in the cold for over an hour on a weekend for a couple of eggs and some bread? Hell, no.

But brunch at The Hoof Cafe is not the tired egg-crap I see at every coffee shop…More »

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 3. The Stockyards

699 St Clair Ave W
Toronto, ON M6C 1B2
Canada
(416) 658-9666

Categories: Canadian (Traditional), Barbeque, Southern

Neighbourhood: Wychwood

5.0 star rating
  Update - 5/15/2010

Just when you think things couldn't get better, The Stockyards comes up with a new menu item and gives them out FREE to celebrate their 1-year anniversary today.

We were each the lucky recipients today of 6 plump rib pieces smoked then doused in a…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    3/29/2010

    I'm lucky to have made some good friends in Toronto; even luckier to have two who live near The… Read more »

 4. Buk Chang Dong Soon Tofu

691 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6G 1L3
Canada
(416) 537-0972

Category: Korean

Neighbourhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Bickford Park

5.0 star rating
  Update - 1/26/2010

After my umpteenth visit, I think it's time to bump up BCD to 5 stars. (Cue the trumpets and confetti tossing!)

They manage to keep the quality of ingredients high yet still maintain a low price tag of $7.08 per dish. AND you get stone-pot purple rice…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    6/9/2009

    You know an ethnic restaurant's good when it has no English on the sign. Another way to tell: it… Read more »

 5. Hank's

9.5 Church Street
Toronto, ON M5E 1M2
Canada
(416) 504-2657

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: St. Lawrence

5.0 star rating
  8/4/2009 ROTD 12/9/2009

My MacBook is in the shop. The surrounding air felt like a warm vat of mayo and then it rained buckets. My building shut off the water from 9-5. Today would go down as the suckiest day in history if it weren't for Hank's.

Their whitefish sandwich is…More »

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 6. Vena's Restaurant

1263 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6H 1N7
Canada
(416) 532-3665

Category: Caribbean

Neighbourhoods: Brockton Village, Bloordale Village, Wallace Emerson

5.0 star rating
  2/27/2010

Flip off, Mother India[1]. Peace out, Gandhi[2]. I got a new favorite roti dive in town and she's sizzling like a pepperpot. Vena's serves up outrageously delicious West-Indian-style roti, and I'm hooked. Here's why:

- The roti (flatbread) itself is…More »

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 7. Mother India

1456 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M6K 1M2
Canada
(416) 588-4634

Category: Indian

Neighbourhood: Parkdale

5.0 star rating
  1/7/2010

What's that noise you hear? Oh, that was me grumbling that Gandhi Roti[1], though delicious, is too expensive for a hole-in-the-wall take-out joint that doesn't even have the decency to throw in some free chutney or pickles--or any other freebies…More »

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 8. Mystic Muffin

113 Jarvis St
Toronto, ON M5C 2H4
Canada
(416) 941-1474

Categories: Sandwiches, Middle Eastern

Neighbourhoods: Corktown, Downtown Core

5.0 star rating
  3/10/2010 ROTD 5/5/2010

No, the name of this place doesn't refer to Jennifer Love Hewitt's vajazzled vajayjay. I'm not sure how it got its name but that's just one of the many questions I have about this kooky little deli/falafel shop, like:
- How can everything be so cheap…More »

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 9. Ward's Island

Toronto Island
Toronto, ON M5J 2H3
Canada

Categories: Beaches, Parks

5.0 star rating
  8/17/2009

Just a quick bike ride (or long walk) from Centre Island, Ward's Island is the antidote to the hectic commercial vibe and the touristic milling of its isle neighbor.

Instead of amusement parks and fast food, you get kid-free serenity and voyeuristic…More »

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 10. Centre Island

Toronto Island
Toronto Island, ON M5J 1A7
Canada
(416) 397-2628
4.0 star rating
  8/17/2009 First to Review

When the city strikes* were finally over and the ferries to the Islands were back in service, we waited...and waited...for that seemingly rare hot, sunny day** to visit the islands.

I specifically wanted to go to Centre Island to rent a bicycle. I…More »

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 11. Toronto Island Ferry

Bay Street and Queens Quay
Toronto, ON M5J
Canada
(416) 392-8193

Category: Public Transportation

Neighbourhood: Harbourfront

3.0 star rating
  8/17/2009 First to Review

They tend to get crowded during peak times and some of them smell like day-old pee. But it's all good when you stand on the open-air deck and feel the breeze off of Lake Ontario on a hot, summer day and take in the view of the surrounding Toronto…More »

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 12. Joe Fresh

10 Lower Jarvis St
Toronto, ON M5E 1Z2
Canada
(416) 703-4865
5.0 star rating
  8/26/2009

I'm shocked that Joe Fresh hasn't invaded the States yet. Their clothes are cuter than the Gap's and about half the price. And I'm not worried that they're going to disintegrate in the wash like H&M's threads.

On a recent visit I grabbed like 15…More »

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 13. Kensington Market

34 St Andrew St
Toronto, ON M5T 1K6
Canada
(416) 593-0616

Categories: Farmers Market, Used, Vintage & Consignment, Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Kensington Market

4.0 star rating
  9/9/2009

Kensington Market is not really one big open-air street market like many visitors think it is. It's a former hippie-dippy neighborhood with a bunch of eclectic shops that sell vintage threads, spices, seafood, Latino ingredients, and produce, to name…More »

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 14. Blue Banana Market

250 Augusta Ave
Toronto, ON M5T 2L7
Canada
(416) 594-6600

Categories: Home Decor, Jewellery, Cards & Stationery

Neighbourhood: Kensington Market

4.0 star rating
  9/10/2009

Whenever I'm in Kensington Market and I get an attack of the sweats, I pop into Blue Banana. The space is highly air-conditioned and nobody minds that I'm loitering/faux browsing as I let the pit stains dry.

That doesn't mean the place isn't…More »

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 15. Anh Dao Restaurant

383 Spadina Avenue
Toronto, ON M5T 2G6
Canada
(416) 598-4514

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhoods: Chinatown, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  1/10/2010

When your Vietnamese dry cleaner tells you that Anh Dao is the best Vietnamese restaurant in Chinatown, you go ASAP. I went there for lunch with Neil "Vietnamese Food Nazi" T. and he gave it his "White People Don't Eat Here" seal of approval.

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 16. Neil T's parents' house

123 Tree-lined Street
Markham, ON
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

4.0 star rating
  11/5/2009 First to Review

This was an impromptu stop on the Epic Suburb Crawl*. I'm not from around these parts so I don't know if this house is in Markham or Scarborough or Sault Ste Marie. All I know is that Neil's parents live in the 'burbs.

It's a nice house with one of…More »

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 17. Splendido Restaurant

88 Harbord Street
Toronto, ON M5S 1G5
Canada
(416) 929-7788

Category: Italian

5.0 star rating
  9/18/2009

Holy Shiite Muslim! All the other restaurants I've been to in TO are just foreplay compared to the major league, blow-your-load experience of Splendido. I gave Nota Bene 5 stars and I'd give Splendido 6 stars if I could. The S.O. took me here for my…More »

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 18. Nota Bene

180 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V 3X3
Canada
(416) 977-6400

Category: Canadian (New)

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Queen Street West, Downtown Core

5.0 star rating
  6/30/2009

Unable to get a reservation, the S.O. and I snagged one of the cramped 2-tops in "the lounge" (bar area). I like the chillaxed vibe in the lounge but trying to juggle the bread basket, side plates, and stemware without knocking over one of the…More »

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 19. Graffiti Alley Tour

181 Bathurst Street
Toronto, ON M5T 2R7
Canada

Category: Tours

Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods

4.0 star rating
  8/18/2009

This is a great walking tour for people who:
(a) like graffiti
(b) like browsing urban architecture
(c) need to exercise
(d) are broke but want something interesting to do on a Sunday afternoon

Only 6 Yelpers RSVPed for the event so I was a little…More »

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 20. Batifole Restaurant

744 Gerrard St E
Toronto, ON M4M 1Y3
Canada
(416) 462-9965

Category: French

Neighbourhood: Riverdale

4.0 star rating
  Update - 5/6/2010

Note to other restaurants: Bow down to Batifole, motherpuckers.

I went back recently and wow. Batifole does so many things right from their execution of food, to service, to extremely reasonable pricing. They've added bouillabaisse to the menu, and…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    7/21/2009

    J'aime Batifole!

    Where else can you get horse tartare? This was my first time having it and if you're… Read more »

 21. Ematei Japanese Restaurant

30 St. Patrick St
Toronto, ON M5T 3A3
Canada
(416) 340-0472

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  Update - 7/24/2010

I don't know what's going on here but each time I go back the food seems to get worse.

- The short rib yakitori was stringy and tough; like chewing on old shoe leather.
- The chicken leg yakitori was dry and devoid of flavor; it could have been…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    4/16/2010

    I'm still a fan of Ematei so I'll retain the 4-star rating but on a recent visit, I did not like… Read more »

 22. Canadian Tire

835 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4W 2H2
Canada
(416) 925-9595
3.0 star rating
  9/5/2009

At a previous Yelp event, the locals were talking about using their "Canadian Tire money" and I was like, "Huh? What's that??" I'd never been inside Canadian Tire because I honestly thought it was a store for car parts. And I thought Canadian Tire…More »

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 23. Casa Da Ramboia Restaurant

1282 Dundas St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1X7
Canada
(416) 534-0407

Category: Portuguese

Neighbourhoods: Dufferin Grove, Little Portugal, Beaconsfield Village

4.0 star rating
  7/5/2010

Pity poor Portugal. Once a mighty world power and birthplace of valiant explorers like Magellan and da Gama, it's long lived under the shadow of its bigger, more powerful neighbor to the east. Now, the country is like the Rodney Dangerfield of…More »

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Location

Brooklyn, NY

Yelping Since

June 2009

Things I Love

Vietnamese sandwiches, Scrabble, zebras, bad puns, really plush toilet paper, gin, fresh laundry, earnest efforts, hushed whispers, handwritten notes, incongruity, pleasant surprises, grapefruit, warm pretzels. the unobvious

Find Me In

A good mood till I get hungry.

My Hometown

Brooklyn, NY

My Blog Or Website

http://desperatelyseek...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm thinking of hypothetical names for my imaginary businesses and pets.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

They help end world hunger.

The Last Great Book I Read

Lolita

My First Concert

Depeche Mode

My Favourite Movie

Annie Hall, Manhattan, Chungking Express, Tampopo, Breathless

My Last Meal On Earth

An insane meal prepared by the original Iron Chefs or my mom's kimchi chigae

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I once took the SAT for a friend, just for fun

Most Recent Discovery

Ricotta-stuffed tempura squash blossoms, Back Forty