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1. Shoeless Joe's - CLOSED
Meh (m') - 1. (n.) A multi-purpose response, primarily used to imply a degree of indifference. Tone of voice and circumstance often implies a meaning. Can be used when you don't want to answer an awkward or embarrassing question, or if you just plain…More »
2. Far Niente
Toronto, ON M5J
(416) 214-9922
Categories:
Canadian (New),
Seafood
Neighbourhoods: Financial District, Downtown Core
The end of summerlicious kinda marks the beginning of the end. Like Winter Solstice marks the middle of winter, the end of 'lish marks the dog days of summer and the thoughts of the fall starts to enter into the equation and is just over the…More »
3. Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Scarborough, ON M1L 2L6
(416) 755-5757
After a month long trip to Asia, work buddies decide to take me out to Five Guys for a burger. You'd figure after not having a hunka-slab-o-beef for a while that this would be the best thing since.. sliced hamburger patties.
Well.. it was ok.…More »
4. Roti Hut
Scarborough, ON M1S 3E5
(416) 298-4153
Holy crap they're humongous! They'd make a solid paper weight or some kind of scuba equipment.
I had the Goat Roti. Taste was good, but a little dry.
It's a very nice place tucked away in a little neighbourhood strip mall which was a bit of a…More »
5. Jump Cafe & Bar
Toronto, ON M5L 1G4
(416) 363-3400
Category:
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
Luckily my birthday lands smack in the middle of Summerlicious, and get treated to some nice places around the city for the week.
Some how Jump ends up being a spot I go to once a year, and well beggars can't be choosers and who am I to turn down a…More »
6. Excellent Bbq House
Markham, ON L3R 1K9
(905) 305-1002
Category:
Barbeque
Neighbourhood: Scarborough
Excellent BBQ is a tad out of my way for Chinese BBQ. It's a bit pricey and just not drive 20 minutes out of my way worthy. Don't get me wrong, there's absolutely nothing wrong with Excellent BBQ. Indeed it is fairly Excellent, and if you're near…More »
7. The Brilliant Chinese Restaurant
My Sum was Dimmed I guess. (Dim Sum, literally meaning "to touch your heart-- Sum = heart). Not because of the food per se, but had a blast with fellow yelpers thanks to Yvonne T's UYE along with her friends.
We ate, and ate... and ate.. and ate…More »
8. Real Sports Bar & Grill
This really isn't a full review... Let me explain. I was planning on having some friends come here to see the UFC (Brocktober) event, and since none of us had ever been here, we were quite excited to do so. With ESPN Mobile recently giving this…More »
9. Wildfire Steakhouse & Wine Bar
Hit the Wildfire for a Winterlicious lunch. Luckily because of "Snowmagedon", this place was dead and without a reservation we were able to go.
As with all Winterlicious reviews, it's different from their regular service, but in this case, because of…More »
10. Montana's Cookhouse Saloon
Meh (m') - 1. (n.) A multi-purpose response, primarily used to imply a degree of indifference. Tone of voice and circumstance often implies a meaning. Can be used when you don't want to answer an awkward or embarrassing question, or if you just plain…More »
11. Crown Princess Fine Dining
Toronto, ON M5S 3A5
(416) 923-8784
Category:
Dim Sum
Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Downtown Core
I hear the cheap dim sum deal is done. *tear*
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10/16/2010
Early dim-sum here is pretty kick-ass! It's a really good choice, especially if you want to avoid… Read more »
12. The Designer Cookie Boutique & Bakeshop
Toronto, ON M4R
(416) 619-1197
Category:
Bakeries
Neighbourhood: Yonge and Eglinton
Thanks to Kelly O. I too got me 4 free cupcakes. I shared them with my coworkers but I managed to score me a Creme Brulee one, which happens to be one of my favourite desserts.
There seems to be a rash of new Cupcake places sprouting up all over the…More »
13. Fionn MacCools
Toronto, ON M5V
(416) 340-1917
Category:
Irish
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
Review on the Run.
I'm torn. The service has always been good. So +. The food is awful. So -. But the Blarney Chips (Waffle Fries with nacho toppings) are my fricken most favourite thing ever. So ++?
Torn.
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm…More »
14. OM Restaurant and Bar
Toronto, ON M6R 1A1
(416) 532-3901
Categories:
Indian,
Himalayan/Nepalese
Neighbourhood: Parkdale
Ummm.. uhhh... Om..
This place has been on my TDL (To do list) for a while now and on a whim went tonight.
Om err.. was not exactly Omnomerific, but that might have been because of what we ordered vs the general quality of the place. We shared a…More »
15. Philthy McNasty's Sports Pub
Just an update to the cover situations on UFC. it looks like most bars are now charging a cover because of recent Cable decisions to charge more to the bars.
Philthy's now charge $10, but you get a $10 voucher to use on your next visit, however it…More »
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8/9/2010
Went out here to see a UFC PPV, and was pleasantly surprised. I had been to the old location a few… Read more »
16. Pizza 2 Go
Toronto, ON M5J 1E6
(416) 362-1616
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhoods: Financial District, Downtown Core
It's cheapish.. its pizza.. its take out only in the basement of Union station.
What do you expect? Well a lot really, if I were to compare it to 2 Bros pizza in NY (http://www.yelp.com/bi...).
It's $3.50 for a slice of pepperoni and drink here..…More »
17. MoRoCo Chocolat
Toronto, ON M5R 3K5
(416) 961-2202
Category:
Chocolatiers and Shops
Neighbourhood: Yorkville
Let me contribute with a limited male perspective on this place.
Ummm.. Moroco Chocolat would be the exact opposite of Hooters or some kind of sports bar.
I had the uhh.. lovely pleasure of being escorted by 6 lovely ladies after a lovely evening…More »
18. Sidecar
Toronto, ON M6G 1B2
(416) 536-7000
Categories:
Modern European,
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Palmerston, Bickford Park
Some of my favourite moments in life are when you're immersed in deep meaningful conversation. Whether its philosophical about the meaning of life, what it means to be a speck in this world or maybe something more trivial like which part of the…More »
19. High Street Fish and Chips
Ai do as the lassies do here at the High Street and order ye fish & chips or their home made pot pies, and as the Scots all sey, be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
One of the few true places to get Scottish food aside from the…More »
20. St. Louis Bar & Grill
North York, ON M3B 1X8
(416) 441-0342
Categories:
Canadian (Traditional),
Chicken Wings
Wings.. Burgers.. Beer... TVs... Bar... meh...
21. Noodle Delight
Scarborough, ON M1T 1A3
(416) 492-9734
Category:
Ethnic Food
Neighbourhood: Scarborough
Groove is in the heart...
The chills that you spill
Up my back keep me filled
With satisfaction when we're done
Satisfaction of what's to come.
I WOULD ask for another
Oh yeah, I'd ask for another (that's right)
Your groove I don't deeply groove.
Ugly…More »
22. Silk Road Restaurant
Etobicoke, ON M8W 2B3
(416) 259-9440
Category:
Middle Eastern
Neighbourhood: Etobicoke
OK.. so I've final met the kabob nazi. I surely thought I was going to get whacked over the head, or jabbed by a skewer from the owner that night. It was one of the oddest things. I've been on a quest for authentic Uyghur food since my return from…More »
23. Lucky Curry
Markham, ON L3R 2Z5
(905) 947-0688
Categories:
Vietnamese,
Thai,
Fast Food
Neighbourhood: Scarborough
Do you hear me?
I'm talking to you
Across the water
Across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky
Oh my, baby I'm trying
Lucky Curry I like my new friend
Lucky Curry to have been where I have been
Lucky Curry to come here again
…More »
24. Xin Jiang Restaurant
I desperately wanted to love this place, especially since I brought a huge group of my fellow yelpers here. Having never been here, I knew it was a bit of a risk.
I just recently returned back from China where I discovered the Uyghur Food (known…More »
25. Pickering Golf Club
PGC is a farmer's field course, located next to the auction house barn off Brock Rd. The city has recently sold off the back 9 of this course and it's now a 9 hole course, part of the east GTA Bruce's Golf Reward program.
It's $25 including a cart…More »
26. Harbour Sports Grille
Toronto, ON M5E 1R4
(416) 367-4999
Categories:
Sports Bars,
Lounges
Neighbourhood: Harbourfront
I used to work across the street, and this and the japanese restaurant across are the only things you can go to because Captain John's is on my banned list.
Typical sports bar fare. As a former regular, the service was always very good. Not sure how…More »
27. The Red Light
Toronto, ON M6J 1X3
(416) 533-6667
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Beaconsfield Village
Review on the Run
Interesting little bar on Dundas west of Ossington. We were there on the night of Nuite Blanche and it was fairly quiet. The place is intimate, it has beer, and the bartender was nice.
Conclusion: Drink Here? Sure.
28. TigerDirect.ca
Markham, ON L3R 2P4
(905) 477-8184
Categories:
Computers,
IT Services & Computer Repair
I'm a geek. Well.. duuhhhhh, no kidding you say? I know, you get that already. But I'm the worst kind of geek.. I'm a gadget geek. Actually I take that back, the trek convention going costume wearing geeks are a little below me. I'm just a guy…More »
29. Rua Vang Golden Turtle
Toronto, ON M6J 2Z2
(416) 531-1601
Category:
Vietnamese
Neighbourhoods: Ossington Strip, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village
1. I'm a Pho & Bun Fiend.
2. I have practically had a bowl of Pho in every city I've been to across North America & parts of the UK.
3. I love Pho, BUT I only categorize Pho in 3 categories. Awesome, Okay, Bleh.
4. I only have the fully loaded special.…More »
30. Thai Express
Review on the Run:
Not a lot of choices for fast food in the area which explains the long lineups here for lunch. I find the food ok. It's an alternative to burgers.
Conclusion: Eat Here? Yes.
31. Oliver & Bonacini Cafe & Grill
Toronto, ON M2K 1E6
(416) 590-1300
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: Bayview Village, Willowdale
Review on the Run:
This place has been hit and miss. However our lunches were quite good during the summerlicious event. I had a wonderful Tortillia Soup which was nicely flavoured. It was in a Cilantro broth that had a nice kick.
I had the chicken…More »
32. Burrito Bandidos
Toronto, ON M5V 2G7
(416) 593-9191
Category:
Tex-Mex
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
All I know is, I went here sober for the first time, and it was a much different experience than I remembered it!!! The bathrooms maybe one of the scarier places in Toronto.
33. Gabby's
Toronto, ON M5A 1J5
(416) 703-7771
Categories:
Pubs,
Sports Bars,
Canadian (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Corktown
I completely expected this day to come, just not so soon. I went to Gabby's on King E across from George Brown College after spending the previous half hour listening to my doctor talk about LDL, HDL and triglycerides, yadda yadda yadda. Even…More »
34. Seduction Love Boutique
Toronto, ON M4Y 1Z2
(416) 966-6969
Ummm...Me and Jen M. were killing time before a Yelp event and uhhh decided to take a look see.
It's uhhh.. a big space?
It had lots of dildos.
It had clothes that came in little boxes (which costs more than $40 might I add).
To my surprise, not that I…More »
35. Lone Tai Supermarket
Scarborough, ON M1P 2R2
(416) 285-6686
Category:
Grocery
Neighbourhood: Scarborough
It's small.. it's cramped.. and you'll want to get outta here as quick as possible!
However, like all the other "tai" supermakets (there's a chain of a few in the GTA) it's got super cheap produce! My grocery bills are half the cost and I can get…More »
36. 5th Elementt
Toronto, ON M5S 3A5
(416) 504-3213
Category:
Indian
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West
Just got an email from Vijay Karumanchi, the owner of 5th Elementt, saying that as of May 3rd 2010, the restaurant is now closed. It's too bad. This wasn't my favourite restaurant but this place was fairly solid.
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1/27/2010
Review on the Run...
They have a Price Fixed Menu so you can enjoy Sumer/Winterlicious Pricing all… Read more »
37. Celestial Court Chinese Cuisine
Celestial Court is a good dim sum place in the GTA. They have quite a few signature dishes that you don't find in too many other dim sum houses such as the double boiled brisket, and the simple yet one of our favourite all time dishes, green beans…More »
38. Joey Don Mills
If you didn't get my ZZ-top reference in regards to the legs, you 1) haven't been to Joey's 2) arn't a child of the 80s.
I almost feel badly for the girls as they're in little black skirts with heels all day. They're all smiles when they're taking…More »
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5/4/2010
She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
She only lets… Read more »
39. Pho Bo To
I guess there's a large Viet community out in the west end, as this place is situated in a litte strip mall with a variety of viet business's including a supermarket.
Now I know where to go when I need to make an emergency Pho pit, when I'm someone in…More »
40. Sports Centre Cafe
Toronto, ON M4V 1K6
(416) 928-9525
Category:
Sports Bars
Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park
I've had a love-hate-like relationship with this place. Back when it first opened we used to come here for many of the major sporting events to have some beer and wings. It's spacious, but dark as it sits in the lower level of the building.
Around 5…More »
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Recently updated lists from Tony F.
Omnomeriffic Yum! (TM) (58)Ok these are some of my favourite places in the GTA... my places of yum. |
Date night (48)A little pre bow-chica-bow-bow action. |
ROTD (6)OK, since all the cool kids have a ROTD list. I guess I'll share mine. |
Pho-U (7)Would you like to get edumacated about Pho? Start here. |
Pho-get-about it. (7)All Pho (but great-pho), all the time. |
Lyrical Miracals (24)I'm so ill'n hoping that you'd be chillin' |
Ridonckulousness! (Oh no you di'int?!) (21)Enter and risk your life. |
Toronto Golfer's Not So Ultimate List. (15)This is pretty much the list of places you'll find me during the weekends. Whether it's the driving range or a round of golf, bring your clubs and your swing.Note: I'm a mid-high handicapper and am just not as picky as serious low handicappers. As a weekend duffer, as long as the conditions aren't horrible, or the course is not so poorly designed (i.e. having balls land near you at the tee box) I'm okay with it. Be FORE warned, it's an addictive sport. |
Chinese BBQ (6)Places to get your roasted pork, chicken, duck, some char-sui marinated pork, and if you're lucky a bunch of other items like bung (?!?!) fried smelt/ talapia or tofu.I seriously couldn't go more than a month without some Chinese BBQ. It practically cost me a relationship when someone wanted to turn vegan after seeing a whole roasted pig hung up. You know who I chose to stick by.. yes the piggy. |
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