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1. Hunan Garden Restaurant
She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll put food in your mouth
If the words you say are right (they don't speak much English or Cantonese for that matter)
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret…More »
2. Buster Rhino's
Busta-Bust.. Gimmie Some Mo'
C'mon C'mon, Yeah, C'mon
Yeah friends, what a surprise
Get ya sum, make me close both of your eyes
Are my friends getting' money to capitalize?
Buy pork & brisket, we on the rise
Everything Busta touches platinumize
They're…More »
3. Rebozos
Now daddy come first and daddy come next
Rebozos represent T-Mex
Silly punks jealous of the S-P-Mex
But your whole crew should be wearing Kotex
I'ma get by and I'ma get high
Thirteen five I'ma let my birds fly
Everybody knows that my back is not dry
If you…More »
4. Matsu Japanese and Thai
Domo arigato mister Roboto
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
Until the day (we) meet again
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
I want to know your secret
Japanese Thai?!?! Not sure that's the best way to market themselves. They should really go with "Pan…More »
5. Basilico Italian Bistro
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella - Basilico!"
Hearts'll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
…More »
6. Congee Queen
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the congee queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they make chow mien, getting in the swing
You come in to look for…More »
7. Pizzeria Libretto
Toronto, ON M6J 2Z8
(416) 532-8000
(Domo Arigato, Pizzeria Libretto)
Domo Arigato, Pizzeria Libretto
Mata ahoo Hima de
Domo Arigato, Pizzeria Libretto
Himitsu wo Shiri tai
I've got a secret
I've been hiding
Under my skin
My stomach is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM
I'm just a man who
…More »
8. Solo Sushi Bekkan
I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm eatin' solo
I'm eatin' solo, I'm eatin' solo, solo
Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally doing me and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I…More »
9. Noodle Delight
Scarborough, ON M1T 1A3
(416) 492-9734
Category:
Ethnic Food
Neighbourhood: Scarborough
Groove is in the heart...
The chills that you spill
Up my back keep me filled
With satisfaction when we're done
Satisfaction of what's to come.
I WOULD ask for another
Oh yeah, I'd ask for another (that's right)
Your groove I don't deeply groove.
Ugly…More »
10. Go For Tea
Might as well go for tea as nobody hurts, and nobody cries
Might as well go for tea as nobody drowns and nobody dies
It makes me thirst for love.
While it's true nobody else cries or dies, I cry a little from the attitude the servers all provide. If I…More »
11. Ding Tai Fung
Bah!... zoom zoom
(Bah!) Ding Daa Daa, Mad Doe Doe
(Bah!) Ding Daa Daa, Mad Doe
(Bah!) Ding Daa Daa, Mad Doe Doe
On Stoe, On Stoe
On On On On On... Stoe
Bah! Bump Bump Bump Bump Bay Doe
Doom Da Doom, Doom Da Doom
D'Doom D'Doom, Doom Doom
Rrratatatatatatata
…More »
12. Wildfire Steakhouse & Wine Bar
Hit the Wildfire for a Winterlicious lunch. Luckily because of "Snowmagedon", this place was dead and without a reservation we were able to go.
As with all Winterlicious reviews, it's different from their regular service, but in this case, because of…More »
13. Fionn MacCools
Toronto, ON M5V
(416) 340-1917
Category:
Irish
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
Review on the Run.
I'm torn. The service has always been good. So +. The food is awful. So -. But the Blarney Chips (Waffle Fries with nacho toppings) are my fricken most favourite thing ever. So ++?
Torn.
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm…More »
14. Vivah Restaurant
Toronto, ON M4T 2S9
(416) 929-2800
Category:
Indian
Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park
They are now closed. Another one bites the dust.
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3/3/2010 First to Review
Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my tandori on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready… Read more »
15. Joey Don Mills
If you didn't get my ZZ-top reference in regards to the legs, you 1) haven't been to Joey's 2) arn't a child of the 80s.
I almost feel badly for the girls as they're in little black skirts with heels all day. They're all smiles when they're taking…More »
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5/4/2010
She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
She only lets… Read more »
16. Lawrence Supermarket
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love
Accidentally in love.. no wait.. Accidentally in like really.
I've been driving on Black Creek Drive past this place twice a…More »
17. Return to Eliteness at Harlem
Soul love...this love won't let me go
So long...angel of Harlem
Angel of Harlem
But I will not admit to any kind of frottage, at least between me and Karl. It must have been another Tony.
Elite events are becoming like family reunions for me now. I…More »
18. Elite Event @ Fire On The East Side
Toronto, ON M4Y 1L5
(416) 960-3473
Category:
Local Flavour
Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core
All the gold and the guns in the world couldn't get you off
All the gold and the guns and the girls couldn't get you off
All the boys, all the choices in the world
Is it ever gonna be enough?
Simply put? No!
FOTES is a nice facility and I look forward to…More »
19. Brewed Awakening Elite Event @ Lit Espresso Bar
Toronto, ON M6G 1C9
(416) 519-1884
Category:
Local Flavour
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Bickford Park
I knocked one down, then I got up again
You're never going to keep me down.
I knocked another one down, then I got up again
You're never going to keep me down.
(Pissing the night away, pissing the night away)
I drink a Tea Beer drink, I drink a coffee…More »
20. Fifty's Deli & Family Restaurant
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Share them with me. (oh baby)
Goodbye…More »
21. Yelp's Royal Reception
She keeps Vodka Ice Tea and Steam Whistle
In a pretty cabinet
'Let them eat glutten free cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in…More »
22. WonderPho
It's been a long time since you left me
I didn't mean to, make you cry
I didn't mean to, disappoint you
I didn't mean to, tell you lies
And after all that, we have been through
Won't you let me, tell you why
One more try
I didn't know how much, I loved you
…More »
1 Previous Review: Show all »
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2/1/2011 First to Review
Live update:
12:20 Waited 5 min for a host when I first walked in. ordered right away.
12:35 Still… Read more »
23. Jump Cafe & Bar
Toronto, ON M5L 1G4
(416) 363-3400
Category:
Canadian (New)
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
Luckily my birthday lands smack in the middle of Summerlicious, and get treated to some nice places around the city for the week.
Some how Jump ends up being a spot I go to once a year, and well beggars can't be choosers and who am I to turn down a…More »
24. Yelp Eye Opener at Insomnia
Deep in the bosom of the gentle early night
Is when I search for the light
Pick up my pen and start to write
I struggle, fight yelp forces
In the clear hot afternoon light
Without fear... insomnia
I can't get no sleep
I used to worry, thought the afternoon…More »
Recently updated lists from Tony F.
Omnomeriffic Yum! (TM) (58)Ok these are some of my favourite places in the GTA... my places of yum. |
Date night (48)A little pre bow-chica-bow-bow action. |
ROTD (6)OK, since all the cool kids have a ROTD list. I guess I'll share mine. |
Pho-U (7)Would you like to get edumacated about Pho? Start here. |
Pho-get-about it. (7)All Pho (but great-pho), all the time. |
Meh! (46)I'm an even keel kind of a guy, I rarely get too excited or overly disapointed about things. SO here's my list of places of meh. |
Ridonckulousness! (Oh no you di'int?!) (21)Enter and risk your life. |
Toronto Golfer's Not So Ultimate List. (15)This is pretty much the list of places you'll find me during the weekends. Whether it's the driving range or a round of golf, bring your clubs and your swing.Note: I'm a mid-high handicapper and am just not as picky as serious low handicappers. As a weekend duffer, as long as the conditions aren't horrible, or the course is not so poorly designed (i.e. having balls land near you at the tee box) I'm okay with it. Be FORE warned, it's an addictive sport. |
Chinese BBQ (6)Places to get your roasted pork, chicken, duck, some char-sui marinated pork, and if you're lucky a bunch of other items like bung (?!?!) fried smelt/ talapia or tofu.I seriously couldn't go more than a month without some Chinese BBQ. It practically cost me a relationship when someone wanted to turn vegan after seeing a whole roasted pig hung up. You know who I chose to stick by.. yes the piggy. |
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