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 1. Urbana Coffee

1033 Bay St
Toronto, ON M5S 3A5
(416) 960-1033

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Downtown Core

1.0 star rating
  10/22/2011

I used to work in the area.

Discounting takeout sludge from the pub located in my building's main floor, Urbana was the closest coffee joint to the office.

If it's any indication, I would walk 4 blocks in the dead of winter to the nearest coffee shop…More »

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 2. Truefitt & Hill

40 King Street W
Toronto, ON M5H 3Y2
(416) 214-4646

Categories: Hair Salons, Barbers

Neighbourhoods: Financial District, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  10/18/2011

Much has been written about the relationship between a man and his barber. Barbershops are often portrayed as social hubs where gossip and advice are meted out in equal measure.

I prefer to socialize on my own time. When I go for a haircut, I just…More »

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 3. Saigon Star

330 Hwy 7 E
Richmond Hill, ON L4B
(905) 731-7221

Category: Vietnamese

5.0 star rating
  10/11/2011

I often mention how Toronto is home to waves of immigrants. I admit, I'm fascinated by the changing character of our neighbourhoods; how communities get a foothold downtown and migrate up our main arteries into the suburbs. The trek from Spadina and…More »

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 4. Dragon Pearl Buffet

865 York Mills Rd
Toronto, ON M3B 1Y8
(647) 352-2288

Categories: Buffets, Chinese

3.0 star rating
  10/10/2011

All you can eat, except for the lobster. But then, I've been here twice and from what I've seen you're welcome to my portion. Somewhere on my table the forlorn lobster ticket rests, allowing the lucky bearer to claim half of a small spiny crustacean…More »

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 5. Stones Place

1255 Queen Street W
Toronto, ON M6K 1L5
(416) 536-4242

Category: Bars

Neighbourhood: Parkdale

4.0 star rating
  10/3/2011

Ever have one of those nights where you feel like going out but can't think of a destination? All you really want to do is find your couch and your friends and your music, just in a different part of the city.

At Stones Place on a Saturday night, you…More »

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 6. Fresh

326 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1W5
(416) 531-2635

Category: Vegetarian

Neighbourhoods: The Annex, University of Toronto, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  6/28/2010

This review was supposed to be funny. Now it seems less so. On the eve of the G20 summit in Toronto , I wrote from my lonely cubicle, perched high above Bay Street, in the ghost town that used to be Toronto.

Fresh by Juice for Life is part of a…More »

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 7. Green Eggplant Restaurant

514 Eglinton Ave W
Toronto, ON M5N 1A5
(416) 485-1142

Category: Italian

2.0 star rating
  6/10/2010

Diners who frequent the stretch of Eglinton between Yonge and Spadina are a fickle bunch. Le Pain Quotidien does a brisk brunch trade, and Seven Numbers is filled most nights, but for the most part the neighbourhood is known for it's failures:…More »

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 8. Del Monte Custom Cleaners

1124 The Queensway
Etobicoke, ON M8Z 1P7
(416) 259-5511

Category: Dry Cleaning & Laundry

Neighbourhood: Etobicoke

4.0 star rating
  9/21/2011 First to Review

Far from the least expensive dry-cleaning option, but they pick-up and deliver on schedule, and clothes come back looking much better than when they left.

Suits return home without added sheen.

Telephone service and payment are easy as pie.

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 9. Eat A Pita

6 Cumberland St
Toronto, ON M4W 1J5
(416) 920-9356

Category: Middle Eastern

Neighbourhood: Yorkville

2.0 star rating
  7/10/2010

Tucked away in the armpit of Yorkville, behind Cumberland Terrace, Eat A Pita is designed for people like us; you know, the types who while away bored hours at work microblogging about restaurants.

Every morning, I pass Eat a Pita as  walk to my…More »

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 10. Park Tower Cleaners

400 Walmer Road
York, ON M5P 2X7
(416) 929-3487

Category: Dry Cleaning & Laundry

Neighbourhood: Casa Loma

3.0 star rating
  7/6/2011 First to Review

As a child, I remember endless trips to the dry cleaners. We'd pile into the car, a load of soiled laundry in the trunk. From the back seat, I'd watch the city rolled by while my younger brother tried to attract my attention. Sometimes he'd succeed,…More »

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 11. Dante's Pizza, Vino and Pasta

8707 Dufferin Street
Vaughan, ON L4J 0A6
(905) 881-1070

Category: Italian

4.0 star rating
  2/9/2011

As old-school Italian as this city gets, Dante's is one of the city's great unchained pizza shacks.

Apparently they sell soup. Skip it in favour of a gigantic Caesar salad that balances sweet romaine hearts with homemade croutons, garlicky dressing…More »

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 12. Yitz's Deli & Catering

346 Eglinton Avenue West
Toronto, ON M5N 1A2
(416) 487-4506

Categories: Caterers, Delis

Neighbourhood: Yonge and Eglinton

3.0 star rating
  2/23/2011

Opening a delicatessen in Toronto can be a mug's game. Caught between two of North America's greatest smoked, cured meat centers in Montreal and New York, just about every Toronto deli pales in comparison.

Both Montreal and New York boast their own…More »

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 13. Ha Long Bay Bistro

525 Eglinton Ave W
Toronto, ON M5N 1B1
(416) 487-4851

Category: Vietnamese

4.0 star rating
  3/24/2011

One of the neat things about dining out in a city like Toronto is watching the progression and migration of cultures through the city. New immigrants bring the tastes of home to foreign shores. For those established in the neighborhood, this can be…More »

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Who reviews dry cleaners? Apparently I do.

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If I Can't Have My Coffee Break, Something Within Me Dies (6)

I'm mildly addicted to caffeine. Don't tell the Intervention people. John Van Vonderen scares me.

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I'm not a big drinker. Here are some places to go watch people drink. Bonus points for good coffee and an excellent selection of diet sodas.

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