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"Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary" Do you dare...try it at these bars?

 1. Meritage

410 St. Peter St
St. Paul, MN 55145
(651) 222-5670

Category: French

Neighbourhood: Downtown St. Paul

4.0 star rating
  4/8/2011

So I meant to go to church, but woke up late and ended up heading here for brunch with the lovely Miss Amy and some friends for her birthday.
After the settling the general confusion that always ensues when people awake and head out for breakfast…More »

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 2. Cowboy Slim's

1320 W Lake St
Minneapolis, MN 55408
(612) 353-5156

Category: Tex-Mex

Neighbourhood: Uptown

3.0 star rating
  9/8/2010

Yes, I did the Polar Bear Plunge in Lake Calhoun last March.
Yes, I did dress up as Michael Phelps with red white and blue athletic attire, gold medals, and a mary jane leaf painted on the front of my shirt.
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 3. Tigin Irish Pub & Restaurant

3200 E Airfield Dr
Dallas, TX 75261
(972) 973-4228

Categories: Irish, Pubs

3.0 star rating
  9/2/2010

On a layover halfway between home and foam parties, all-inclusives and the "two crazy Minnesooooota girls"  we would become in Cancun, my friend Lil A and I stopped in here for a preflight Bloody Mary.

With absolutely no sleep in the previous 24…More »

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 4. Border Bar & Grill

367 Bench St
Taylors Falls, MN 55084
(651) 465-1011
4.0 star rating
  7/26/2010 First to Review

Outside the Twin Cities, up Hwy 8, past little towns where the Masonic lodge is still the community cornerstone and some signs are still in Swedish; past Hazelden where the Boy suggested I stop in and stay for awhile; not quite as far as the casino…More »

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 5. The Tavern Grill

10950 Club West Pkwy
Blaine, MN 55449
(763) 398-8100
5.0 star rating
  6/7/2010 First to Review

My quest for the perfect brunch is over. No longer do I have to drive to Minneapolis or St. Paul for the quintessential Bloody Mary and some eggs and rolls. Happiness has found its way to my doorstep and it won't break my bank.
A friend of mine…More »

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 6. Ole Piper Inn

1416 93rd Ln NE
Blaine, MN 55449
(763) 780-7100

Categories: Sports Bars, Diners

4.0 star rating
  4/13/2010

This place has darts. AND a jukebox. AND a Bloody Mary bar.
If you have read any of my other reviews, you know that that's all it takes to make me happy.
The food is great quality and inexpensive. The service has generally been good, with a few (very…More »

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 7. Ike's Food & Cocktails

50 S 6th St
Minneapolis, MN 55402
(612) 746-4537

Categories: American (Traditional), Bars, Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: Downtown Minneapolis

4.0 star rating
  4/8/2010

Dragged the boy down here on an early (think 10AM) Saturday morning. Like a sacrificial cow (no offense, PETA), a caramel roll the size of my then-owned '95 LeSabre was immediately placed in front of us.
Ordered the Bloody Marys and Ike's brunch.…More »

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 8. DeGidio's

425 7th St W
Saint Paul, MN 55102
(651) 291-7105

Category: Italian

Neighbourhood: West Seventh

4.0 star rating
  4/1/2010

The boy and I stopped by here in the middle of March because the sun was finally out; we wanted to walk around because we were out of Netflix; and he'd had an awesome hot dago here a while ago.
I'm glad we did.
Sat in the bar area by some old…More »

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Review votes:
95 Useful, 195 Funny, and 120 Cool

Location

Saint Paul, MN

Yelping Since

March 2010

Things I Love

G&T, live music, procrastinating, hearing gossip (guilty), darts and a jukebox, and watching disasters unfold.

Find Me In

stilettos and pencil skirt

My Hometown

Saint Paul, MN

Why You Should Read My Reviews

If you can log on to facebook at work go do that instead.

My Last Meal On Earth

Cream cheese wontons, lots of them

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I read Maxim. Way more entertaining than Cosmo

Most Recent Discovery

gin & tonic+raspberries+lime= nectar from the gods.

Current Crush

Pete Loeffler of Chevelle