Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: La Jolla
I love cafes.
I really do.
They make me feel so at ease. But the ones I love most of all are the really quirky ones... the cluttered cafes with lots of crazy people sitting at mismatched tables. That's the type of place that makes me feel the most…More »
Bartender: What would you like?
Keane: Gin and soda.
Bartender: $3.
Keane: *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* FIVE STARS!!
Bartender: .......what?
Bandar is delicious, and I have SD Yelpers and my friends to thank for simultaneously recommending it.
Extremely large portions, and all available for take-out. I grabbed an order of Zereshk Polo (Barberry Rice) and ate it on the top floor of Horton…More »
My life is changing.
A girl I was absolutely crazy about recommended two movies before she left town. It's weird when a person asks you to experience things that changed their life. The films become something of a diary. It's almost hard to watch. The…More »
Category:
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Downtown
Located in the 500 West Hotel. A nice, quaint place to grab a drink in the middle of the day (yeah, that's how I roll), and stays open well into the night. I was lucky enough to catch a $1 pint special before taking off to the airport.
Hostess: We're…More »
Europeans are hip.
That is common knowledge. Though they may scoff at us and ridicule our immense waistlines, we still admire our slim-fitted brethren for their contribution to "cool."
Enter the 500 West Hotel: a Euro-inspired "hybrid hotel" (aka a…More »
Category:
Mexican
Neighbourhoods: Roseville, Fleetridge, Point Loma
Conflict defines us. Our social identities establish who we are in this chaotic world. It is our inherent nature to compete and battle via segregated unions:
West Coast Rap vs. East Coast Rap
Corporate Megatyrants vs. Vegan Treehuggers
Gryffindor vs.…More »
Categories:
Luggage,
Women's Clothing,
Bookstores
Neighbourhood: Gaslamp
I wanted my San Diego trip to be the opposite of the social clusterbomb that was "Yelp does Las Vegas": solitary travel, reflection, and creating my own agendas. I rented a car and drove around, occasionally randomly, through this beautiful city. And…More »
Category:
Beaches
Neighbourhood: La Jolla Shores
Where PB seems a tourist farm
And OB brings dirt hipster charm,
La Jolla's calm caress disarms
http://www.yelp.com/bi...
No good word left that rhymes with "-arm."
:-/
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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceFebruary 2006
Things I LoveLove, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano
Find Me Inconspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.
My HometownHonolulu, HI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,
Why You Should Read My Reviewsand Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Read(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)
My First ConcertFinally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles
My Favourite Movie(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)
My Last Meal On Earth- his name is Mr. Squiggles -
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.
Most Recent DiscoveryBecause no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.
Current CrushThat's just common sense.