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The saltiest, sweetest, most useless calories in the city!

 1. Fritz European Fry House

718 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1B6
(604) 684-0811

Category: Fast Food

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

4.0 star rating
  7/1/2010

There is nothing better than a trip to Fritz with a belly full of booze. And I credit the last ten years of minor (vs major) hangovers to Fritz's "small fritz with honey mustard and mango curry chutney" dips. Sitting side by side and then mixed…More »

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 2. Blue Chip Cookies

6138 Student Union Blvd
Vancouver, BC V6T 2A5
(604) 822-6999

Categories: Desserts, Bakeries

Neighbourhood: UBC

5.0 star rating
  2/22/2009

I don't go to UBC. But my boyfriend does and I beg, beg, beg him to bring me home cookies. I think the ones he brings me are called Marbelous and Brazilian Crunch. I haven't paid much attention. He might be telling me about green tax (when you pay…More »

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 3. The Candy Aisle

2083 4th Ave W
Vancouver, BC V6J 1N3
(604) 739-3330

Category: Candy Stores

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

4.0 star rating
  1/14/2010

Sugar, sugar, sugar - down low and up high (literally, there are candy bar boxes glued to the ceiling!)

If you're looking for old school sweets, or from afar treats, you'll likely find them here... along with many of your dentist's nightmares [insert…More »

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 4. La Belle Patate

1215 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6E 1N4
(604) 569-1215

Categories: Fast Food, Poutineries

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  1/17/2010

Here's hoping that the new owners got a good deal when they took over what was once Shanghai 1949. I never ate at it's predecessor, which sat always suspiciously empty and dark. A coat of yellow paint, some Quebec license plates, and voilà, we've got…More »

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 5. Butter Baked Goods

4321 Dunbar St
Vancouver, BC V6S 2G2
(604) 221-4333

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhood: Dunbar-Southlands

5.0 star rating
  12/4/2009

Sniff-sniff
Sniff-sniff
Sniff-sniff...
Like a dog who can pick up the scent of a criminal or someone in distress, I have an eagle-eye nose ;p when it comes to tracking the smell of baked goods all the way across town.

Overcome with a spicy aroma, I was…More »

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 6. Romer's Burger Bar

1873 W 4th Avenue
Vancouver, BC V6J 1M4
(604) 732-9545

Category: Burgers

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

5.0 star rating
  6/29/2010

May I do a little dance now that Pinky's is gone? Well hell yes, since I have just found what was missing in my search for the ultimate burger. Softly toasted brioche buns. Romer's has changed the landscape of burgers for me, there's no doubt about…More »

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 7. CocoaNymph

3739 W 10th Ave
Vancouver, BC V6R 2G5
(604) 222-4477

Category: Chocolatiers and Shops

Neighbourhood: Point Grey

5.0 star rating
  1/6/2010

I blame November's Elite Party http://www.yelp.ca/biz... It's where I first tried CocoaNymph and fell for the dark chocolate and salted caramel bar. Fast forward a couple of months and...

There I am, trying to push the thoughts of a crunch and tang of…More »

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 8. Mink - A Chocolate Café

863 Hastings St W
Vancouver, BC V6C 3N9
(604) 633-2451

Categories: Chocolatiers and Shops, Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhood: Downtown

4.0 star rating
  2/7/2009

For a choco-holic, this is my paradise. Great vibe as soon as you walk in and smell the warm ganache. They give you a choice between milk or dark chocolate for your mocha and use the ganache to prepare it - no syrup here. The clover coffee machine…More »

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 9. Cupcakes On Denman

1168 Denman Street
Vancouver, BC V6G 2M9
(604) 974-1300

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  Update - 8/5/2010

A place that hand delivers a gift box consisting of mini cupcakes on your birthday deserves a fourth star.

It's been about a year since my last Cupcakes review. Since that time, I've tested out the other cupcakeries in town, I've eaten a lot of cake,…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    8/12/2009

    I have sat on the fence about cupcakes, not my love for them, but how I feel about "Cupcakes." I… Read more »

 10. Goldies Pizza & Beer Lounge

605 W Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1W7
(604) 681-0650

Category: Pizza

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  7/17/2009

The 'za window looked awesome, and perfecto for an" oh-oh my parking has expired" or "it's 3 o'clock and they're gonna tow my ride" kinda fix, but I had a hankering for a pint and lots of time to kill. Plus, I'm pretty certain they wouldn't let me…More »

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 11. Japa Dog

899 Burrard Street
Vancouver, BC V6Z 2K6

Categories: Hot Dogs, Food Stands, Japanese

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  3/5/2009

What everyone else said.

I went...
I miso-ed...
I teriy-ed!

---That was an hour ago and I already crave more.

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 12. Great Glass Elevator Candy Shop

4350 Lorimer Road RR 4
Whistler, BC V0N 1B4
(604) 935-1076

Category: Candy Stores

4.0 star rating
  5/29/2010

One of my secret little obsessions. For some reason I can't help but stop in for some candy. I know that there's similar fare at places in Vancouver, I know it's ridiculously overpriced, but there's just something my sweet tooth can't resist here.…More »

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