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1. Tracy Outlet Center Customer Information
Worst outlet center I have EVER been to in my life.
There is NOTHING here!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 star for Gap.
2. Blu Restaurant
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 633-3966
Categories:
American (New),
Seafood
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, SOMA
Wow. Extremely disappointing meal. I had high hopes as its right by my office and I had heard they had a good happy hour. I bought the opentable deal ($25 for $50 worth) and also noticed they have a Group On right now ($18 for $25 worth)... I guess…More »
3. Hertz Car Rental
I will never rent from Hertz. Ever. Again.
First off, what is the point of being Club Gold of whatever - I thought it was to get your car super fast when you arrive - ticket with spot number and keys. Well no, I have waited every time - 45 min once…More »
4. Fantasy Beauty Spa Sacramento
Worst. Manicure. Ever.
My sister has been here tons of times and always gets spa pedicures. That is what both my sisters got this visit - and both enjoyed them and said they were good. Fine. This review is mani only.
I highly doubt the woman who did my…More »
5. Ross Dress For Less
This is the most horrificly trashy Ross I have ever seen. And I dont even LIKE Ross stores - this makes the one on Geary in SF look like a regular department store!!
6. Pane & Vino - CLOSED
This place is horrific. First off the menu only lists wine types "Chardonnay" "pinot grigio" and so on - no winery name, year, etc. That is a bad sign.
The place itself is very cute and the prices are good ($7-$9) but I had the worst glass of wine I…More »
7. Union Street Plaza Garage
I'm retarded. I parked here after circling 25 minutes.
My 68 minutes of parked time cost me TEN F&%ING DOLLARS!!
($5 for the first hour)
8. Jimboys Tacos
umm. Gross.
If I was homeless and came across some change - I guess I would eat here... but only if my legs fell off too and I couldn't get to a Taco Bell.
9. Momoya Sushi
ew ew ew. How in the hell do people give this place 3 stars?
This place is right by my boyfriends house and we always walk by it and wonder if its good. After reading some mixed yelp reviews but no one really saying "its gross stay away" we decided to…More »
10. Be My Guest Thai Bistro
So I have eaten at this place once and thought it was awful BUT I decided to give it a second chance for delivery (but only bc Tawans and Thai Time are both closed for renovations - I should have taken that as a sign to forget Thai food tonight -…More »
11. RA Sushi Bar Restaurant
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 321-0021
Categories:
Sushi Bars,
Japanese
Neighbourhood: Gaslamp
This place is getting one star for a great happy hour deal and a nice atmosphere inside. Sadly, everything else is totally awful.
Service - negative 3. I was here alone for dinner on a Monday night at 5pm - the place was maybe 1/3 full. I sat at the…More »
12. Da Big Kahuna
Honolulu, HI 96815
(808) 923-0033
Categories:
Sports Bars,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Waikiki
BREAKFAST ONLY REVIEW
I had to eat breakfast here and I had a 15% off coupon.
It was the grossest eggs, bacon and potatoes I have ever had.
Even the juice tasted like frozen concentrate.
Boo.
$9 down the toilet.
They do take out and advertise a decent…More »
13. Aria Grill At the Westin Oklahoma City
I'm a little confused - this address and this restaurant is actually for the Sheraton.
Hotel - negative stars, worst Sheraton I have ever been to.
Aria - food was descent BUT service was terrible.
Most of the servers were younger and seemed to have no…More »
14. Manana
BAD BAD Mexican food! Stay away!
I had the shittiest chicken tacos at this place - I think the .99 cent ones at jack-in-the-box are better. The chicken was super watery, my combo meal included 2 small spoonfuls of salty rice and refried beans. It…More »
15. Witch Creek Fire
Neighbourhood: Downtown
F Off!!
You scared my whole home town out their houses - Bitch!
And just to treat you a lesson - Bush and the Governator are now posing for pictures in your path!
17. KNGY Energy 92.7 FM - CLOSED
I have no idea how this station could have 4 stars. It is awful. It is like listening to a headache. And ANY station that plays that song Blue should be put off the air.
With the rare exception that they play cool 80s dance songs - I am giving it one…More »
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