Jessica's Eateries to Avoid!

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Not to be a negative nancy, but before you part with your hard earned cash you should be warned!

 1. The Main Restaurant

4210 Main St
Vancouver, BC V5V 3P9
(604) 709-8555

Category: Mediterranean

Neighbourhood: Riley Park

1.0 star rating
  12/20/2010

It has taken me a few months to write this because I am still stinging with anger and regret.

I organized the rehearsal dinner for my BFF's wedding, and chose this restaurant because and they could promise me a private room and the couple loves Greek…More »

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 2. Reno's Restaurant

151 Broadway E
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W1
(604) 876-1119

Category: Diners

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

1.0 star rating
  8/4/2010

There is truly no reason to eat here, given the proliferation of other, almost-as-cheap brekko places nearby (Nice Cafe, Sunny Spot - 7 buck omelettes at the Wallflower, Salt & Pepper). I love dives. I thrive on dives. But sister, this ain't no dive.…More »

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 3. Waldorf Hotel

1489 Hastings Street E
Vancouver, BC V5L 1S4
(604) 253-7141

Categories: Hotels, Venues & Event Spaces

Neighbourhood: Grandview-Woodlands

1.0 star rating
  2/13/2011

Oh no. Oh no no no no.

Last night the Boy and I donned our prettiest garb and headed to the Waldorf for a night of Valentine's Day dining and drinking. The Leeteg Room, with its interesting Spanish menu, beckoned.

I wish it had kept quiet.

Despite…More »

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 4. Sake Maki

1414 Commercial Dr
Vancouver, BC V5L
(604) 568-3632

Category: Sushi Bars

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

1.0 star rating
  7/27/2010

I almost left here thinking that I had found a new decent sushi restaurant. Almost.

I onlu popped in for a really quick bite, as I remembered a pal mentioning their name and thought it might be worth a try because I needed to be at an appointment on…More »

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 5. Lucy's Eastside Diner

2708 Main St
Vancouver, BC V5T
(604) 568-1550

Categories: Diners, Canadian (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

1.0 star rating
  5/11/2011

Thinking about the meal that the boy and I shared here is making me queasy. Retrospective queasiness is NOT a good thing.

We visited Lucy's after a late night at the Bootlegger's Ball and thought - "why the hell not! It's 2am, let's get some grub." I…More »

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 6. Koya Japan

8888 University Dr
Burnaby, BC V5A 1S6
(604) 299-8870

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: SFU

1.0 star rating
  9/23/2010 First to Review

I wish I could give no stars.

This was, bar none, the most disgusting fast food meal I have ever eaten. Up here on the SFU campus there are very few lunch choices, so I usually bring my own. But ttoday I decided to splurge with some teriyaki.

I chose…More »

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 7. London Pub

700 Main St
Vancouver, BC V6A 2V4
(604) 563-5053

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhoods: Chinatown, Strathcona

2.0 star rating
  2/14/2011

I'm really torn here, because as a pub - a place to drink beer and hang out with friends - as simply a watering hole? The London Pub is A-OK. The space is interesting, and they have Wee Angry Scotch Ale on tap - so, win.

However, they are not just a…More »

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 8. Sushiyama

371 Broadway E
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W5
(604) 872-0053

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

2.0 star rating
  Update - 4/4/2011

Sure, it still tastes good and it's refreshingly cheap but I have to downgrade my review for a few reasons.

First - why on earth is this restaurant so dirty? Everytime I go to Sushiyama there is garbage on the ground - balled up dirty napkins wtf? If…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    7/27/2010

    During the fall and winter semesters I am here so often I refer to it as my office, arriving at… Read more »

 9. The Greedy Pig

307 W Cordova St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1E5
(604) 669-4991

Category: Gastropubs

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

2.0 star rating
  8/23/2010

I loved my waitress. She was cute, funny and sweet.

And that is the only good thing I can think to say. Uh oh!

We had a groupon, so some girly BFFs and I headed to Gastown to use it up. We started with a bottle of the Pinot (I can't remember the…More »

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 10. Kintaro Ramen Noodle

788 Denman St
Vancouver, BC V6G 2L5
(604) 682-7568

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: West End

2.0 star rating
  5/13/2011

Am I the only one in Vancouver who finds Kintaro's ramen a little gross? The two times I've visited the broth has been really oily and blannnnnd, the noodles too doughy and the toppings lacklustre.

I love ramen on a cold rainy (aka Vancouver) day -…More »

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 11. The Factory

1017 Granville Street
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1L5
(604) 669-9463

Categories: Restaurants, Beer, Wine & Spirits

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

2.0 star rating
  2/19/2011

Hey hey, its okay, 5.95 food everyday! The latest in a slew of Granville Street bars adhering by the skin of their teeth to Vancouver's rigid liquor laws, the Factory is not meant for anyone but backpackers.

Yes, its true - the ENTIRE menu is 5.95.…More »

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 12. Milestones Grill + Bar

2425 Cambie St
Vancouver, BC V5Z 4M5
(604) 678-8488

Category: Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: Fairview Slopes

2.0 star rating
  7/19/2010

When my partner fractured his foot (showing off by jumping down some stairs after a late night at the bar) he could only hobble a few blocks. As we needed a hangover breakfast and to visit the doctor, we decided to go to Milestones, as they share a…More »

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 13. BierCraft Bistro

3305 Cambie Street
Vancouver, BC V5Z 2W6
(604) 874-6900

Categories: Tapas Bars, Lounges

Neighbourhoods: South Cambie, Riley Park

2.0 star rating
  7/20/2010

My BF and I, along with 7 pals, headed to Stella's apres-Wreck beach last Sunday. I had been to the location on the Drive numerous times and loved it, but my last visit was a few years ago, and so I had high hopes for the food at this location.

We…More »

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 14. Cactus Club Cafe

575 Broadway W
Vancouver, BC V5Z 1E6
(604) 714-6000

Category: Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: Fairview Slopes

2.0 star rating
  7/27/2010

What the heck is going on here?

I had a 25 dollar gift card for Cactus Club, and I walked in with a bit of a patronizing attitude, not being a fan of chain restaurants, finding them useful only when in the suburbs and not knowing where to go. The BF…More »

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 15. Fatburger

255 West Broadway
Vancouver, BC V5Y 1P5
(604) 568-7077

Categories: Burgers, Fast Food, Canadian (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

2.0 star rating
  9/6/2010

*Sad Trombone*

This afternoon we grabbed some Fatburger Take-away for lunch - 2 veggie burgers and one traditional meat burger for our carnivorous pal.The fries were absolutely yummy, but the burgers themselves were a big sad face - sloppy toppings in…More »

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 16. Holy Trinity Ukrainian Orthodox Cathedral

154 E 10th Ave
Vancouver, BC V6J 5L1
(604) 876-4747

Category: Churches

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

2.0 star rating
  2/6/2011

I fear that god many strike me down for my 2 star review! :)

Being half -Uke, I have high standards for my pyrohy ('rogies)and holubtsi (cabbage rolls). When I heard that little old babas were in charge of making a big Ukrainian dinner once a month I…More »

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 17. Everything Cafe

75 E Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1R3
(604) 681-3115

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bakeries, Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Chinatown

2.0 star rating
  8/13/2010

Damnit! I really wanted love this place 100%. But I just can't.

Veggie sandwiches run the risk of two things: being bland (lettuce, tomato, cucumber) or sloppy, and unfortunately this one was one big messy slop fest.

Guacamole, homemade thousand…More »

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