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 1. The Pie Spot

3221 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97202
(503) 913-5103

Categories: Desserts, Food Stands

Neighbourhoods: Southeast Portland, Clinton, Richmond

5.0 star rating
  4/26/2011

Pretty sure I almost got arrested because of Pie Spot. Never having Pecan Pie before I can not be held responsible for my actions. It should seriously have come with some sort of warning. What AXE body spray apparently does to women the pie spot does…More »

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 2. Shoofly Pie Company

4444 California Ave SW
Seattle, WA 98116
(206) 938-0680

Categories: Desserts, American (Traditional), Bakeries

Neighbourhood: West Seattle

5.0 star rating
  4/15/2012

What I feel for pie really can't be put into words. It's stronger than lust and deeper than love. Living in Olympia I'm perfectly sandwiched in between my two favorite pie joints maybe that is why I find it so hard to move. One in Portland and…More »

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 3. Two Tarts Bakery

2309 NW Kearney St
Portland, OR 97210
(503) 312-9522

Categories: Desserts, Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: Alphabet District, Northwest

5.0 star rating
  Update - 2/28/2010

Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with the letter C.
Let's think of other things that start with the letter C...oh who cares about those other things.

I ordered two bakers dozens on Saturday. There are 3 cookies left amongst the crumbs…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    2/9/2010

    A great bakery serving sweets for Smurfs. No seriously everything is bite size which is awesome… Read more »

 4. Golden Gate Bakery

1029 Grant Ave
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 781-2627

Categories: Bakeries, Chinese

5.0 star rating
  7/22/2010

Usher and a bunch of Tiger Beat readers and AOL chatters said it best when they said "OMG...."

I tried, oh Lord I tried, to go here on three separate occasions while in SF. The first two times I swear all 15 million people in Chinatown were in line as…More »

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 5. Voodoo Doughnut

22 SW 3rd Ave
Portland, OR 97204
(503) 241-4704

Categories: Donuts, Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: Old Town - Chinatown, Downtown

5.0 star rating
  6/3/2009

Dear Bacon Maple Bar,

It's me Jason. I heart you. But I am sorry to say I am over you. I have moved on. It's not me it's you. Well you and my new love the The Memphis Mafia. A banana fritter topped with chocolate chips and a peanut butter glaze. I…More »

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 6. Cupcake Jones

307 NW 10th Ave
Portland, OR 97209
(503) 222-4404

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts

Neighbourhood: Pearl District

5.0 star rating
  8/11/2009

"Her blood coursed through my veins sweeter than life itself..."  Louis, Interview with the Vampire

Historically cake and I are like Cats and Dogs, East Coast Rappers vs. West Coast Rappers, Hobbits and fasting, Cheeseburgers and Supermodels, Greeners…More »

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 7. Hiroki

2224 N 56th St
Seattle, WA 98103
(206) 547-4128

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts

Neighbourhood: Wallingford

4.0 star rating
  7/28/2009

I will stop here every time I am in Wallingford from now on. I Promise. If for some reason I don't I should be banished to Idaho (Sorry Idaho I find you creepy and only like you for your sexy potatoes).

When I stepped through the door my eyes were…More »

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 8. The Yellow Leaf Cupcake Co.

2209 4th Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
(206) 441-4240

Categories: Bakeries, Coffee & Tea, Desserts

Neighbourhood: Belltown

4.0 star rating
  Update - 3/7/2010

"I'll love you day and night
I'm with you wrong or right
I'll keep you satisfied cause satisfaction's guaranteed" -Barry White

Mr. & Mrs. Pancake-Bacon
Request the honor of your presence
at the marriage of their daughter

Cupcake Pancake-Bacon

           …More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    6/29/2009

    Well I wouldn't give them a trophy but they are okay. The four I ordered were all a little dry. The… Read more »

 9. Twister Donuts

2302 Martin Way
Olympia, WA 98501
(360) 489-0971

Category: Donuts

4.0 star rating
  3/27/2010

Death by donut...

I saw the future. I know how I am going to die. I even met my killer. This is most likely my final YELP review considering I now only have maybe a week to live...okay maybe a month.

I made it to Twister donuts last weekend and had…More »

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 10. Trophy Cupcakes and Party

1815 N 45th St, Ste 209
Seattle, WA 98103
(206) 632-7020

Categories: Bakeries, Coffee & Tea, Desserts

Neighbourhood: Wallingford

4.0 star rating
  6/3/2009

Let me start by saying I hate cake. I don't understand America's obsession with it. Every time there is an important event it seems I can find cake. For awhile I thought cake might be stalking me. I saw it at birthday parties, graduation parties,…More »

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 11. Top Pot Doughnuts

2124 5th Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
(206) 728-1966

Categories: Bakeries, Coffee & Tea, Donuts

Neighbourhood: Belltown

4.0 star rating
  6/22/2009

You know what is the perfect combination? No not Brad and Angelina!! That's just ridiculous! It's coffee and doughnuts.

There is only one doughnut on the face of the Earth that I crave when enjoying a cappuccino. That doughnut is a glazed Old…More »

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 12. Boston Harbor Pies - CLOSED

513 Capitol Way S
Olympia, WA 98501
(360) 705-3180

Categories: Restaurants, Bakeries

4.0 star rating
  7/13/2009

First of all let me start by saying...

I HEART PIE...

Now at Boston Harbor pies there is a sign that reads "Pie fixes everything". NOT TRUE!  I am debating suing them for false advertising because I just smothered blueberry pie all over my car and it…More »

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 13. Wagner's European Bakery & Cafe

1013 Capitol Way S
Olympia, WA 98501
(360) 357-7268

Categories: Bakeries, Delis

3.0 star rating
  6/15/2009

I have been coming here for over 10 years. There is something I need to say. I know it's wrong but I am going to say it anyways. For someone who hates cake for me to want to climb into their cake case and roll around in all that deliciousness is…More »

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Location

Olympia, WA

Yelping Since

May 2009

My Hometown

Olympia, WA

Current Crush

Porchetta