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I LEFT MY HEART... in SEATTLE
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1. The Viceroy - CLOSED
another weird story from Mzjoolz....
i was strolling around Belltown with a friend- with no plans, no goal, and no real desire to do anything. we were just.... walking. when all of the sudden, a classic caddy rolls by and slows down as it approached…More »
2. Neptune Theatre
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 781-5755
Categories:
Cinema,
Music Venues,
Performing Arts
Neighbourhood: University District
"The Passion of the Christ"- c/o 2004
a drug-infused tragedy of Joolie T.
okay, this review is totally going to make me sound bad. oh well. =)
my friends used to party at my house a lot. i'm talking every single waking moment- someone is:
-…More »
3. Dick's Drive-In
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 632-5125
i put Dick's in my mouf.
my mouf likes Dick's.
i like to do naughty things w/ Dick's.
mmmm MEAT.
whenever i'm in the mood for a greasy hamburger in Seattle- Dick's is the staple choice. everyone knows about it... everyone adores it... and even…More »
4. Mecca Cafe
Seattle, WA 98109
(206) 285-9728
Categories:
American (Traditional),
Dive Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Queen Anne
their menu is very much like 5 point.. (well, they had the same owners once upon a time). http://www.yelp.com/bi...
it's basically the same except Mecca's a little more brighter, lively, busy, loud w/ customers, and less drama and entertainment. the…More »
5. The 5 Point Café
Seattle, WA 98121
(206) 448-9991
Categories:
Dive Bars,
Diners,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Belltown
Disclaimer: if you're looking for a place like "I-HOP"- family friendly, kind of quiet, bright diner in suburbia.... then for get about it.
dark, mysterious, sometimes loud, raw, in-your-face, and real... like Les S. mentioned- it's not a place where…More »
6. Pho Than Brothers
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 632-7272
Category:
Vietnamese
Neighbourhood: University District
*slurrrrrrrrp*
"mmm"
*head bobs from side to side*
"mmmm"
*slurrrrrrrrp*
"mmmmmmm"
*head bops up and down*
*holding my hair w/ my hands*
*in utter ECSTASY*
whew. that was the best f*ckin Pho i've had on the Ave. living in the U-District- there were a few…More »
7. Sea Garden Seafood Restaurant
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 623-2100
hmmm.
my friend's family owns this place. i'm a little biased. first of all, this is one of the biggest after-the-club dining spots in Chinatown. hands down. you will find massive crowds of shimmery dress-wearing girls and platinum chain-rockin'…More »
8. Alexis Hotel
i want to take someone here and have an intimate romantic getaway.
wow, did i really think that just now? i must be going nutso.
i was here for a birthday extravaganza for moi + my 2 best friends. we had a sprawling penthouse w/ 2 luxurious bedrooms…More »
9. Moksha Clothing & Accessories
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 632-2622
Categories:
Women's Clothing,
Jewelry,
Men's Clothing
Neighbourhood: University District
like Mikko- i don't like to reveal this place to anyone. a lot of my friends and even strangers ask where i get my hard-to-find and eclectic mix of clothes. i tell them it's a secret. i'm serious. this boutique is very unique, has local designer…More »
10. GOODS - CLOSED
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 622-0459
Categories:
Shoe Stores,
Sporting Goods
Neighbourhoods: Capitol Hill, First Hill
calling all SNEAKER FIENDS... this is the place for you. yes....this is the place to get exclusives and hot kicks. you can special order stuff from there, too. a few hot threads to buy as well... like hoodies, screen t's, jeans, etc. but the…More »
11. Castle Megastore
i actually haven't been to Babeland in Seattle. when i still lived there- Castle and Lover's Package were the big adult stores.
i love how all of Castle's employees are always so cool, laid back, and kind of lovable in a way. it's sad that the…More »
12. Piroshky Piroshky
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 441-6068
::::::: A REKINDLED LOVE AFFAIR :::::::
oh... hi.
we meet again.
i know, it's been 10 years.
you're probably wondering what happened to me.
i meant to call, but... yeah, i f*cked up.
i actually moved to New York.
i should have told you.
mmmm...
you…More »
1 Previous Review: Show all »
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8/19/2007
best piroshky i've ever had.
everytime i passed by the place on my way to school... i would waft… Read more »
13. The Crocodile
Seattle, WA 98121
(206) 441-5611
Categories:
Music Venues,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Belltown
indie rock!!!!
i like this place a lot. seattle is known for it's awesome garage bands, indie bands, undiscovered talent, hot bands, and whatever bands! bands, bands, bands. when i was there- they were doing some Camel cigarettes promotion... so we…More »
14. Le Panier Very French Bakery
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 441-3669
Categories:
Bakeries,
French,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: Downtown
walking to school everyday in 2002, i had the wonderful opportunity to walk by Le Panier... with its intoxicating aroma of baked goodness and the fact that i'm a bread-eating maniac.... trying to lose some weight during college and attempting to…More »
15. University of Washington Gynecologists
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 685-1011
Category:
Obstetricians and Gynecologists
Neighbourhood: Downtown
if i need someone to look at my kitty- i know where to turn.
the building is pretty new and well-kept. the staff always seem to know what they're doing. this doesn't feel like a sketchy clinic or planned parenthood. the OB/GYN's are informative,…More »
16. McCormick & Schmick's Harborside
Seattle, WA 98109
(206) 270-9052
Category:
Seafood
Neighbourhood: Queen Anne
i kind of feel like an important socialite when i come in here. why? first of all, i'm treated like a princess in there. the decor is posh and elegant, gives you the feeling of a nice dinner that awaits. the upper level is quite amazing. the views…More »
17. Garage
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 322-2296
Categories:
Pool Halls,
Bowling,
Bars
Neighbourhood: First Hill
i like pool.
i like hot servers.
i like bowling.
i like booze.
i like watching people bend over.
i like balls.
i mean, c'mon... i can't hate on this place that much. i loved coming here w/ my friends for parties, bowling matches, etc. where else in…More »
18. Lo-Fi Performance Gallery
Lo-Fi is different. i've gone to many clubs in Seattle (b/c i used to be a promoter for 7 years and i just party a lot) but this place is hard to pinpoint. it's not all in-your-face and VIP crazy like the rest of Seattle clubs are coming to be. it's…More »
19. Varsity Theatre
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 781-5755
Category:
Cinema
Neighbourhood: University District
this is the kind of theater you dream about how it would be in New York. classic indies, new indies, foreign films, film festivals, obscure selections and the "only playing in select theaters" films.... YES!
i hate popcorn. seriously, i do... but you…More »
20. Zion's Gate Records
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 568-5446
Categories:
Music & DVDs,
Vinyl Records
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
probably one of my favorite vinyl shops in seattle. platinum is down the street- but i like zion's gate slighter more. i still have my stickers from this place! i used to come here with all my dj buddies and sift through the reggae/soca/dancehall…More »
21. Goldie's Shoreline Casino
$1.50 you call its. $2.50 top shelf.
this is an alcoholic's paradise.
so for my last night in Seattle... my 20+ friends and i decided to go to Goldie's... the casino with AMAZING drink specials... especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays. i think it may…More »
22. Jeri Rice - CLOSED
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 624-4000
Categories:
Women's Clothing,
Accessories
Neighbourhood: Downtown
of COURSE it's going to be a rip off.
i understand that this is seattle and all these boutiques on 5th avenue is annoying. however... i LOVE it.
i bought a fabulous gown from here. sure, it was over the top, expensive and not in my college budget at…More »
23. University Way Korean Cuisine - CLOSED
Seattle, WA 98138
(206) 547-5519
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhood: University District
best lunch deal in the area.
the food is freakin' bangin'!!!
seriously, though. it's a quick and small little kitchen on the "ave"- but it easily satisfied this college kid's stomach. my friends and i came here a lot. mainly for the delicious dduk…More »
24. International House of Pancakes - CLOSED
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 634-2284
Category:
Restaurants
Neighbourhood: University District
My favorite IHOP in Seattle. why? it's 24 hours, the staff are sooooo cool to talk to, the service is always impeccable, the food is proper, and the ambience?!?! eff the ambience. i used to come here at 2, 3, 4, or 5 in the morning after the club or…More »
25. Ga Ga Loc Chinese Restaurant - CLOSED
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 521-8933
Category:
Chinese
Neighbourhood: International District
I like this place more than Honey Court sometimes. they both have very similar menus, but Ga Ga Loc's hot pots, service, ambience, and set up is a little higher in standards. their Garlic Honey Short Ribs melt in your mouth, the Black Cod hot pot is…More »
26. Jillian's Billiard Club
something about this place always makes me want to visit everytime i'm in Seattle. it used to be a tradition w/ my friends... we'd come for every birthday celebration, get tanked from numerous cocktails, attempt to shoot pool, meet cute boys, watch…More »
27. Shiga's Imports
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 633-2400
Categories:
Home Decor,
Furniture Stores,
Kitchen & Bath
Neighbourhood: University District
you walk in here and there's so many things you can buy for your apartment/home. the thing is... it's hard to decide on what.
i would get a headache from looking at thousands and thousands of different sets, toys, decorations, scrolls, accessories,…More »
28. Saigon Deli
Seattle, WA 98144
(206) 322-3700
Categories:
Vietnamese,
Delis,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: International District
honestly, after i just wrote about Seattle Deli...http://www.yelp.com/biz /e6jOtVxAu-gO3a8jIdguAw
i think Saigon Deli has better quality sandwiches. (shhh!) the bread isn't too hard or crispy... the consistancy is really nice- and their $1.50…More »
29. Money Mart
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 547-2345
Neighbourhood: University District
i don't know why.... but i always had a fear of walking in here.
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i had a nightmare once about someone bustin' a cap in my dome for a…More »
30. Jalisco Mexican Restaurant - CLOSED
best freakin' Mexican restaurant. i love their rice & beans (they always add more queso & onions ontop for me), the fresh salsa (oooooh the salsa!), and the Chimichanga w/ picadillo (shredded beef). the food is perfect for my palette. everything is…More »
31. The Puyallup Fair
as annoying the traveling (driving), finding parking, walking for hours, screaming children, the perverts checking you & friends out, the animal stench, the litter, the prices of tickets & rides, and the overall pains of a hot day- i STILL love this…More »
32. Denny's Restaurant - CLOSED
ooooh, Denny's- how i love you.
the deals, the samplers, the memories, the drunken rage, crazy experiences, and so much more. this is the place to be after the club... on any night. it caters to all- and their servers are (90% of the time) patient…More »
33. Gordon Biersch Brewing Co
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 405-4205
Categories:
Restaurants,
Breweries
Neighbourhood: Downtown
Garlic Fries are delicious! this is a great place for you to bring family, friends, dates... especially if you want to impress them. we always came here to celebrate and feast on delicious, creative, and palette-friendly foods. great beer on tap.
I…More »
34. Gossip Espresso & Tea
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 624-5402
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: International District
i like their bubble tea. i USED to like the atmosphere until it got a little too trendy/popular. it gets crowded and sort of annoying. but it's a good place to go after a stuffed dinner in chinatown. if you get annoyed of hipsters, asian teens, and…More »
35. Bauhaus Books & Coffee
as much as i love this cafe... the ambience couldn't be better... whether or not you bring along your ipod, iriver, or sony walkman... (choose your weapon) people who come there know the drill and respect one's peace and silence. HOWEVER... in its…More »
36. Starbucks
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 522-6410
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: University District
you will always find me here at the U-Village. on my laptop, sipping on a Green Tea Lemonade or Chai... hanging w/ friends or in a business meeting. i love it here. as chaotic, loud, and busy it gets. i'm always sitting outside or near the…More »
37. Atlantic Street Pizza - CLOSED
Seattle, WA 98105
(206) 524-4432
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhood: University District
ever have a pizza that was so heavy... your arm got tired of holding it?
this is the kind of pizza i ENJOY. the kind where it's piled with so many toppings and cheesy goodness- you have to use a fork & knife! the pizza alone is what keeps me…More »
38. Sichuanese Cuisine
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 720-1690
Category:
Szechuan
Neighbourhood: International District
my lil sichuanese friend took us here a few years ago. always consistant and delicious, we like to visit this place whenever i'm in town. the hot pots are extremely a must! it's a great place to go with a group of friends and family. i love the…More »
39. Gas Works Park
from first dates to crazy crazy after the club drunken madness- we can all relate that Gasworks is a place for cool and weird memories. it's quite true, there's no mini forests or even a BBQ for park goers. it's a place to just sit down, maybe have a…More »
40. The Fenix - CLOSED
i used to come here when it was called "Premier". i've thrown hordes of parties and events at this venue. so, for the most part... it's all about fond memories and such. the owners of the venue happened to be former clients of my company- so we had a…More »
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Brooklyn, NY
Yelping SinceMay 2006
Things I Lovekorean food, japanese food, vietnamese food, xiao long bao, sandwiches, pickles, whiskey, scotch, comics, video games, make up, beauty, fashion, photography, BROOKLYN, food, t.v., books, my bf & my friends
Find Me Ineast village & k-town
My Hometownseattle, WA- biaaaaaaa!
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...i'm a BOSS. i run sh*t.
Why You Should Read My Reviewsi'm FABULOUS! i'm open-minded, perceptive, opinionated and tasteful.
My Second Favourite Websitehttp://fab.com and http://ebay.com
The Last Great Book I Readdigital fortress- dan brown, derailed- james siegel & every sophie kinsella book
My First Concertbush concert
My Favourite Movieold boy, audition, ichi the killer, snatch, lock stock & 2 smoking barells
My Last Meal On EarthPho, Ssam Gyup Ssal (korean bacon w/ lettuce), Budae Jjigae (army stew)
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i like to: torture/ whip /bond /bite /punish people. am i sick?
Most Recent Discoveryi spend too much cheddar on frou frou material possessions. but i can't help it.
Current Crushmy bf. not YOU; is him. Z.