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1. Southern Tier Brewing Company
After a year of drinking Southern Tier's unique beers, I have come to the conclusion that they brew the most amazing beer in the world. Really. Seriously. I swear. I have never been so passionate about a beer in my life. Come to think of it, I don't…More »
2. Saint Vitus
I don't know whether to be happy or annoyed that this excellent spot is all the way down Manhattan, between Clay and Box streets.
I want them to succeed, but at the same time...I want this place to myself. Matthew Maddy did a GREAT job designing the…More »
3. The Cove
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 599-5959
Categories:
Bars,
Dance Clubs
Neighbourhood: Williamsburg - North Side
hey, cute bartender.
thanks for the tip re: mixing the apricot and blueberry beer.
and thanks for humoring my friend and i in our drunken state. his stuffed owl meant no harm, i swear.
thanks.
maybe i'll see you again sometime...
(and hopefully i…More »
4. The Diamond
My home away from home. Dave & his wife are probably the coolest in the neighborhood. The steady stream of quality beer, the warm & unpretentious ambiance, the shuffleboard & the backyard keep me coming back. At least once a week.
Some things that add…More »
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8/6/2009
Yeah. I'm updating this...again!
Dearest Diamond,
Usually once I get close to someone I suddenly… Read more »
5. Weather Up
Q: Where do you find the most attractive people of Prospect Heights?
A: Weather Up
6. The Mulberry Project
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Like Han in the trash compactor, I felt the walls closing in on me as I embarked on my third (????or fourth??) night of debauchery. 6 pm and we're ready to get down to business. I feel all responsibility slipping…More »
7. MObar
New York, NY 10023
(212) 805-8800
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: Hell's Kitchen, Midtown West
MObar, Mo' Problems!
If I had the funds of Biggie Smalls before his death, MAYBE I would have a good time here. Because I'd probably have rented out the entire bar and wouldn't be thinking the following:
"Man, this set up makes it hard to socialize…More »
8. Woodwork
Brooklyn, NY 11238
(718) 857-5777
Categories:
Sports Bars,
Gastropubs
Neighbourhood: Prospect Heights
Torture:
A) You just ate. You enter woodwork. A wave of incredible savory smells hits you like a fist to your jaw. There is no possible way for you to stuff your tummy with any more food. You must abstain.
B) You're supposed to talk to your friend.…More »
9. HK Cafe
New York, NY 10018
(212) 947-4208
Categories:
American (New),
Breakfast & Brunch,
Lounges
Neighbourhoods: Hell's Kitchen, Midtown West
I didn't eat here. Unless you count some lovely charity.
What I did do was drink hard, and unlimited-ly with the lovely Jae Z............it's a blissful blur, with a fantastic soundtrack. Word of advice: Upon leaving, DO take a cab home. you do not…More »
10. Wreck Room
Brooklyn, NY 11206
(718) 418-6347
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Williamsburg, Bushwick
It keeps getting better. Crazy dudes flailing gold chairs and wishing people "Merry Christmas, bitches!", kids on drugs dancing with cues, friendly bartenders, awesome djs. I can't stop.
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11/8/2008
Okay, this bar would just be alright if it weren't for the phenomenal food. The korean sandwich is… Read more »
11. Branded Saloon
in retrospect, that generous shot of jameson was the last thing my teary-weary self needed.
in retrospect, my jokes were not funny.
in retrospect, i am completely in love with this bar.
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4/12/2011
After visiting our future home to check out the renovations, Leigh and I decided we should have a… Read more »
12. Pequena on Vanderbilt
Brooklyn, NY 11238
(718) 230-5170
Categories:
Mexican,
Latin American
Neighbourhood: Prospect Heights
Do come at 2 in the afternoon on a weekday.
Do take advantage of the $5 margs.
Do order the chicken quesadilla. It's crispy and brilliant.
Enjoy the escapist rice.
Feel drunk way too early on move-in day.
Enjoy the pleasant service.
Indulge in that…More »
13. The Magician
This place is an oasis in the Douchebag Desert that is the Lower East Side on the weekends.
Low key, rock fueled joint with inexpensive beers and nice bartenders. Perfect. Plus, lots of cute, bearded hipster dudes for me to make the creep eyes at.
…More »
14. The Trash Bar
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 599-1000
Categories:
Bars,
Music Venues
Neighbourhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, Williamsburg - North Side
Uhhhh...I used to give Trash Bar a lot of crap. I feel bad. I was more focused on complaining about some of the douchey patrons than actually enjoying myself.
The truth is, when there is a crazy man waving a bat next door, screaming at a building,…More »
15. KGB Bar
New York, NY 10003
(212) 505-3360
Categories:
Dive Bars,
Performing Arts
Neighbourhood: East Village
What happens in KGB stays in KGB.
16. La Caverna
New York, NY 10002
(212) 475-2126
Categories:
Bars,
Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: Lower East Side
I don't wait on lines to get drunk.
Ever.
But I made an exception a few weeks ago. I should have stuck to my guns. The ladies I was with were begging to go here, and I ended up biting my tongue. Sometimes you just have to let people realize they are…More »
17. Dram Shop
dear dram shop,
sometimes you cater to some REAL douchey patrons. but i have a secret to tell you.
your burger, even with a single patty, is enough to render me blind to the a-holes high fiving, loud laughing, and creep staring. it's juicy, the cheese…More »
18. The Richardson
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 389-0839
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Williamsburg, Williamsburg - North Side
I had heard tons of great things about this bar and had been avoiding a visit in fear that I'd be sorely disappointed. Finally, the chance arose to start a drunken pilgrimage to Graham and Richardson from Pete's Candy Store. We stumbled over with a…More »
19. Enid's
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 349-3859
Categories:
Southern,
Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Greenpoint
I plan on spending every pathetic evening here sipping incredible bloody marys and nibbling on olives as salty as my sad hipster tears. While listening to The Modern Lovers. O, Jonathan Richman. You are the only one who understands my pain.
20. Loreley Restaurant & Biergarten
New York, NY 10002
(212) 253-7077
so THAT'S what this place is called!
i'd been here before, but when andre and britton "the sexinator" (you're never going to live that down) beckoned my friend and i for dinner and beers, i had no fucking idea what they were talking about. i was glad…More »
21. Yerba Buena
New York, NY 10009
(212) 529-2919
Category:
Latin American
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Brunch Vs. brunch with unlimited drinks
When it comes to the latter, I feel like we all tend to sacrifice our taste buds for the promise of stumbling out of an establishment, possibly after sunset, either for a boozy nap or to trip your way to another…More »
22. Tandem
Brooklyn, NY 11237
(718) 386-2369
Categories:
Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Bushwick
Oh. Mah. Gawd.
The Garden Bloody Mary is OUT OF THIS WORLD.
I love my bloodys, and this one is special. At $8 it costs a pretty penny, but it's worth it. A beautiful, beet-y, spicy bloody. Complete with dilly beans, a gigantic celery stalk and some…More »
23. Beast
Brooklyn, NY 11238
(718) 399-6855
Categories:
Tapas Bars,
Jazz & Blues,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Prospect Heights
i am drunk
from a fabulous brunch
i love you, beast
24. The Sunburnt Cow
New York, NY 10009
(212) 529-0005
Categories:
Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch,
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
great place to get two hours of wasted for $20, flirt with the staff, and then end up outside trying on the gear of firemen. those tanks are heavy and those gas masks make it hard to breathe.
okay
25. Brouwerij Lane
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(347) 529-6133
Category:
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighbourhood: Greenpoint
I knew our pair of Middle Ages Growlers would come in handy at some point, but I didn't know that they would play a part in this year of beer gut heaven that I'm about to have on the Franklin Strip.
Brouwerij Lane is going to add an inch or two to my…More »
26. Arrow Bar
New York, NY 10009
(212) 673-1775
I've been here about 3 times. I think. I find that it's best to arrive here already wasted around 2:30 AM. This way, the music doesn't really matter, and the too hip for life patrons don't matter either. But both times I was here REAL LATE I thought…More »
27. Matt Torrey's
I fucking love Harefield Road. So when I heard they had opened up a new joint, I knew it was only a matter of time before I'd be clutching a quality beer and chatting away. Probably in a bar that is completely made of wood. And dimly lit.
I was…More »
28. Third Floor Cafe
New York, NY 10016
(212) 481-3669
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhoods: Midtown West, Koreatown, Midtown East
This is where Geezy and Breezy got a lil Dreezy and tried to listen to Yeezy.........
Unfortunately the DJ don't know SHEEZY...so instead we focused our attention to the white guys actin' so SKEEZY.
boom!
29. Studio B - CLOSED
Dear Studio B,
Without your sweaty, crowded and hormone driven bashes, I would have never met the sweetest thang to ever grace my life! An innocent lie about not having a light and a hip pinch later, we were dancing to Diplo like we aint neva danced…More »
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12/9/2008
I've only been here once since they reopened, so I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt. Most times… Read more »
30. Baden Baden - CLOSED
New York, NY 10001
(212) 714-2266
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhoods: Midtown West, Koreatown
So, I had this date with Eugene B.
Someone had to pay someone money for me to go on this date. I mean, I'm not easy. I don't go on dates with just anyone.
Whatever.
So, I was like, "Hey, Geezy. We'd better get this date over with. I'm doing this for…More »
31. Fish Bar
New York, NY 10003
(212) 475-4949
Categories:
Restaurants,
Bars
Neighbourhood: East Village
i lost another hour
my bar stool fell from me
started red, ended white
forgot to take off my pants and jacket
woke up with the lights on, boots on
mummy in my bed
sleep it off sleep it off sleep it off
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12/14/2010
I Am Going To Be Fired Read more »
32. King Killer Studios
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 499-4253
Category:
Recording & Rehearsal Studios
Neighbourhood: Gowanus
Beer vending machine.
Seriously.
Seriously!!!!
Came here for a show this weekend, and it was fantastic. Great vibes coming out of this place, and the staff is awesome. Everyone who records/practices here seemed very enthusiastic, and the bands I know…More »
35. Dandelion Wine
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(347) 689-4563
Category:
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighbourhood: Greenpoint
I love, love, love that I can cross the street and meander into this wine heaven!
Kat H, my man and I walked in to pick something up for a BYOB evening and stumbled upon the weekly (Fridays) wine & cheese tasting! There was a sizable crowd munching…More »
36. East River Bar
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 302-0511
Category:
Pubs
Neighbourhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, South Williamsburg
Dear East River Bar,
I write this as I look at photos from the Saturday before last. I am looking, with horror, at myself in a plastic bag, on the sidewalk, hamming it up for the camera.
I am now looking at myself AND my friend, together, in this…More »
37. Limelight
I found Williamsburg - in Texas!
Well, the closest thing possible. The beers and flannels were out despite the heat. The difference is that people in Texas are way more laid back, and apparently the bars are the same way. I found myself smoking way…More »
38. The Ding-Dong Lounge
New York, NY 10025
(212) 663-2600
Category:
Dive Bars
Neighbourhood: Manhattan Valley
After a yelp event that happened to feature some inexplicably sexy sausage serving mofos, it made sense to make a drunken stop at a place called "The Ding-Dong Lounge".
As soon as I heard The Outfield's "Your Love", I knew I was at home. Aint nothin'…More »
39. 4th Avenue Pub
I like being called sweetie and lovely by bartenders.
Wanna know what else I like?
Sitting in the sun, with a goblet of Southern Tier Oak Aged Un*Earthly IPA, text flirting, cigarette smoking.
I also like the fact that it's $2.00 off ALL DRINKS until…More »
40. The Library
New York, NY 10009
(212) 375-1352
Category:
Dive Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
the canadian bartender is hot and super fucking nice.
1 Previous Review: Show all »
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6/1/2009
Perfect, divey deliciousness.
This is a wonderful place to duck in for some cheap drinks and a good… Read more »
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