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 1. Employees Only

510 Hudson St
New York, NY 10014
USA
(212) 242-3021

Categories: Lounges, Seafood

Neighbourhood: West Village

5.0 star rating
  1/5/2010

Great cocktail joint.

Lavendar-infused gin?  Yes please!  Went for after dinner drinks here and got smashed trying their fantastic concoctions.  Will return to eat.

Hurried home and lavendar-infused my own gin.

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 2. The Painted Lady

218 Ossington Ave
Toronto, ON M6J 2Z8

Category: Lounges

Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Beaconsfield Village

4.0 star rating
  4/12/2010

Dropped in here before and after dinner on a Saturday evening and even before 7 p.m. this place was hopping. Choosing to sit on the velvet couch by the open window to enjoy the weather (Kat F. was right - the "patio" is about 3 feet deep so smoke…More »

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 3. Lindo Michoacan Mexican Restaurant

2655 E Desert Inn Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89121
USA
(702) 735-6828

Category: Mexican

Neighbourhood: Eastside

4.0 star rating
  1/6/2010

Mmmmm...fresh guac.  'Nuff said.

As authentic as I will ever come to Mexican food.  Tasty dishes including the Shrimp Ceviche and Chile Verde. Very accomodating staff, as they must have made guacamole at our table of 12 around 5 or 6 times.

A little…More »

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 4. Restaurant Garde-Manger

408 Rue Saint François-Xavier
Montreal, QC H2Y 2S9
(514) 678-5044

Category: Diners

4.0 star rating
  1/31/2011

I must be getting old, as by the time we showed for our 9:30 reservation, the place was so very dark and blaring some cheesy...but awesome...tunes. Where else would you have a candle-lit dinner with a little mix of Metallica and Run DMC?

We were shown…More »

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 5. Carens Wine & Cheese Bar

158 Cumberland St
Toronto, ON M5R 1A8
(416) 962-5158

Category: Wine Bars

Neighbourhood: Yorkville

4.0 star rating
  1/25/2010

After a hard day of following women around shopping, we fell into this place by chance.

I have to say that we only participated in wine and cheese, but with the selection of cheeses and wines, it took the rest of the afternoon to try most of…More »

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 6. Red Canoe Bistro

398 John St
Burlington, ON L7R 2K4
(905) 637-6137

Category: Canadian (New)

5.0 star rating
  2/28/2010 First to Review

Walk in and you see a small restaurant where it looks like the panelling they've chosen to decorate the walls, bar, etc. hasn't been stained yet.  We're seated and the first thing I notice as there doesn't appear to be a door hiding patrons from the…More »

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 7. The Spotted Pig

314 W 11th St
New York, NY 10014
USA
(212) 620-0393

Categories: British, Burgers, Gastropubs

Neighbourhood: West Village

4.0 star rating
  1/4/2010

Recommended by several friends. Came fairly early and still had a 1/2 hour wait for a table.

This place is pretty freaking great.  Fantastic assortment of lagers/ales while waiting.

Wife had the ricotta gnudi - Jeebus it was incredible. I had the…More »

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 8. The Harbord Room

89 Harbord St
Toronto, ON M5S 1G4
(416) 962-8989

Category: Canadian (New)

3.0 star rating
  1/2/2010

Only been here a few times and only for brunch...and very hungover...but it was quite enjoyable each visit.

I come for the breakfast eaten at lunch and I stay for their Caesar.

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 9. La Taverne Du Sergent Recruteur

41 rue Saint-Louis en l'Ile
75004 Paris
France
+33 1 43 54 75 42

Category: French

Neighbourhood: Île de la Cité - Île Saint Louis

3.0 star rating
  5/21/2010 First to Review

Apparently, some Parisians detest this place.  Must be the tourists. Visited here on my honeymoon after my sister-in-law recommended that we go.

One of my favourite places to eat (in Paris) by far. "Rustic" to say the least...as it is meant to be.…More »

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 10. Peter Dillon's

130 E 40th St
New York, NY 10016
USA
(212) 213-3998

Categories: Restaurants, Pubs

Neighbourhoods: Midtown East, Murray Hill

3.0 star rating
  11/1/2010

Funny, friendly and scary Irishman serving you pints is how every pub should be.  I was immediately picked out as a tourist for not knowing what Blue Moon was.  Now I know.

Wandered in here before dinner on a Saturday and the place was quiet.…More »

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 11. Jam Asian Kitchen Martini & Wine Bar

221 Lakeshore Rd E
Oakville, ON L6J 1H7
(905) 842-1196

Category: Wine Bars

3.0 star rating
  1/14/2010 First to Review

I used to take all my first dates here - I really deserved a discount.

Hole in the wall Martini Lounge-feel (same as the one in Port Credit, but that one has a front window that rolls up in the summer).  Buddha Bar-esque soundtrack plays in the…More »

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 12. The Shippons

Thingwall Rd
Wirral CH61 3UE
UK
+44 151 648 0449

Category: Pubs

3.0 star rating
  3/8/2010 First to Review

Visited here a few times in the last week or so.  Quintessential English pub.

Nice choice of ales and lagers, though pretty expensive compared to others in the area.  Various theme nights of the week (quiz night, live acts, Biker night on Wed.…More »

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 13. Abbey Road Pub & Patio

3200 Erin Mills Pky
Mississauga, ON L5L 1W8
(905) 608-9603

Category: Pubs

3.0 star rating
  1/20/2010

Converted from a McDonald's from days of yore.

Great place to watch an EPL footie game on weekends. Will be packed during World Cup too. Decor is your standard pub - stucco, dark panelling, brass plates and a few books thrown around here and there.…More »

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 14. Grindhouse Burger Bar

365 King St W
Toronto, ON M5V
(416) 977-3010

Categories: Canadian (New), Burgers

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  5/15/2010

***3.5 Stars***

Ate here last night.  Fairly quiet earlier in the evening. Maybe it was b/c I was baked, but really enjoyed the food.

Let me start with the beers on hand: Fantastic. Brooklyn Brewery 's Black Chocolate Stout?  Yes please!  Num num num.

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 15. Domaine La Tuilière

La Tuilière
84220 Murs
France
+33 4 90 05 73 03

Category: Wineries

3.0 star rating
  10/27/2010 First to Review

Strange - my review has been removed.

I like this place.  Picturesque, friendly staff and most importantly they had great wines and we dumped down our gullets quite early in the day.

Definitely worth the beautiful drive.

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 16. Shepherd's Pub

8 Mill St W
Centre Wellington, ON N0B 1S0
(519) 846-5775

Category: Pubs

3.0 star rating
  9/5/2010 First to Review

Now this is a pub. Dark, downstairs, god-awful carpet with wear and beer stains, ceiling beams and stucco. All that was missing was brass plates on the walls.

Service was sketch, though. Our server was new and it was clear - several tables that…More »

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 17. Real Sports Bar & Grill

15 York Street
Toronto, ON M5J 0A3
(416) 815-7325

Category: Sports Bars

3.0 star rating
  9/22/2010

Absolutely insane amount of televisions in this place, including the largest HD projection screen I've ever seen.

Fantastic selection of draught beer (25+).  Menu is fairly well layed out with plenty to choose from.  Wings are a tad expensive at…More »

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 18. O'Finn's Irish Temper

136 Church St
Oakville, ON L6J 1M9
(905) 845-2381

Category: Irish

3.0 star rating
  Update - 2/16/2010

Arrgh.  Why is it that wait staff in this day and age STILL decide to remove plates from tables when people are still eating?!

Oh, and I'd like to petition government to look into why it takes so long to get a bill after the meal is completed.  A…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    1/14/2010

    Take the parents here once in a while, as their god-awful local pub has now closed.

    I like the… Read more »

 19. The Queen And Beaver Public House

35 Elm St
Toronto, ON M5G 1H1
(647) 347-2712

Categories: Pubs, Sports Bars

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  1/11/2010

Rather enjoyed this place - must be experienced with a group of 3 or more at lunch, as it was eerily quiet for a cold, rainy Saturday.

Burger was fantastic.  Nearly broke a tooth on the pork scratchings (and I was trying to remember why I hadn't had…More »

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