The Grand Old Duke of York.
It had 10,000 of my university nights.
It marched us up to the Good Queen Bess
And marched us down again.
And when we would sup we would sup
On Duke Burgers, bangers n' mash, and fish n' chips
And when we would only halfway-sup
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Late in the first season of the L Word, before it spiraled into indiscriminate lady-humping and Jenny was still somewhat redeemable, there is a scene where Candace, the sexy harlot contractor, is demonstrating to Bette, the impossibly-desirable,…More »
Category:
Chinese
Neighborhoods: Chinatown, Kensington Market, Downtown Core
So I've finally found the one foodstuff I would prefer to have crammed in my maw than sushi. And that foodstuff is dumpling. And that maw is Ma's.
Mother's Dumplings is pretty much heaven in a reasonably-sized, kitschy Spadina street eatery. I…More »
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Mediterranean
Neighborhood: The Annex
So let's talk brunch. I love it, you love it, the whole goddamn world loves it. Why? Why, it's the perfect social and gastrointestinal pairing! It lets you sleep in. It rouses you tenderly. It brings sleepy and hungover friends together to…More »
Categories:
Sushi Bars,
Japanese
Neighborhood: The Annex
Two other reviews? For SHAME, Toronto! Are you truly such a nation of hustle and bustlers that you can't slow down for a moment to sniff the soy sauce?
My sister and I discovered JapSu during one fated evening while we once again stood in the…More »
Category:
Middle Eastern
Neighborhood: The Annex
U of T finals weren't U of T finals without a 10pm break from All-Night Fung (am I dating myself? That's okay, I'm delightful) down to the Annex to go revive our souls and replenish our brain juices with a big, drippy schwarma.
Pita, savory hunks of…More »
Once upon a time I went to University of Toronto, and lived at Bathurst and Harbord. That means that twice a day, five days a week, for two years, the good people at Messis had to scrub my poor student drool off of the exterior windows.
I FINALLY…More »
Category:
Nail Salons
Neighborhoods: Entertainment District, Queen Street West, Downtown Core
Fan-flippin'-tastic!
We came here a few days before my sister's wedding and, with a mere reservation, got the royal treatment. For $50 for a french combo, we were given precise, beautiful work. Sheila works wonders with a brilliantly steady hand;…More »
Categories:
Performing Arts,
Art Galleries
Neighborhood: Wychwood
In addition to the non-profit, artist-friendly, culture-regenerating, neighbo(u)rhood-building, eco-sustainable, and some-dogooder-gold-star winning public awesomeness that this place already touts, it also holds court in the sweet spot of the hearts…More »
If falling head over heels in love with a raccoon is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
I was one told by my grandma that flying used to be a classy event. My first few flights, oh, 18 years ago, certainly felt that way, but ever since airplanes…More »
This little google-search of a florist blew my mind.
A few weeks ago, my sister unexpectedly found herself in the hospital for one of those little freaky styley things that sound worse then they are when caught early, though wouldn't have stayed if…More »
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Bars,
Middle Eastern
BELLA, DID YA EAT?!
You know, being Jewish has its perks. You get long, curly brown hair, a nice olive complexion, a good college education, and a childhood rife with the only kind of purgatory in which we believe: gastrointestinal. Every holiday we…More »
Category:
Hair Removal
Neighborhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Seaton Village
Julia has moved! But not far, fortunately. She's now located here: http://www.yelp.ca/biz..., or, for those of you who are visually-minded, across the street, one block west, and over a big red sign that says "thumbs up Korean food." Thumbs up…More »
Julia, the titular owner and operator of Julia's Esthetics (which is run separately within Anes Hair… Read more »
Categories:
Hair Removal,
Skin Care
Neighborhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Seaton Village
I've pretty much said it all here:
http://www.yelp.ca/biz...
'Cept now there's more space and that nice fresh paint smell mingling with the honey wax and talcum powder. Way to go, Julia! Movin' on up!More »
So my sister is getting married in a month, and her single request to me as she handed me my maid-of-honor cap was to organize some sort of pre-wedding, soul-sister-bonding, moon-howling, drum-circling, vegan-cookie-recipe-swapping weekend with her…More »
The Porter Square Bible (26)What we lack in a main street, we make up for in having pretty much everything else within spitting distance. Including a big red swingy public art thing. |
Havin' a Ball (Square). (5)Third stop off the 89. You know who you aren't. |
Good morning, Starshine (12)The earth says feed me breakfast. |
The Earl of Sandwich (14)Because everything is better slapped between some bread, mayo held. |
OM NOM SUSHI SNARF (14)Maki drives me whacky. |
Take (Me) Out (13)...by which I mean, keep (me) in. These places taste all the better when you don't, for whatever reason, actually have to step foot in them. |
ROTD-day! (5)The happiest days are the days when ROTDs are born. So...every day! |
Date Night in Beaners (18)First, second, eighth, the morning after, Boston's got you covered. |
Power Lunches & Clacking Heels (39)Spots in the financial district to unbutton your striped dress shirts and let your straightened hair down. |
Meta-Yelping, Elite Stylz (7)Show off that +1! |
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Cambridge, MA
Yelping SinceAugust 2008
Things I LoveThe Savage Lovecast, financial district swag, semicolons, label-makers.
Find Me InA warm, foamy latte.
My HometownNewton, MA
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm docenting for food at local art museums.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecause snark is a dish best served cold.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadAn Omnivore's Dilemma
My First ConcertBilly Joel's River of Dreams tour. Still got the tee-shirt.
My Favourite MovieBefore Sunrise. But really Apollo 13.
My Last Meal On EarthBottomless spicy yellowtail maki, raspberries, and a dirty vodka martini.
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I secretly enjoy the Joshua Tree. Leave me to my shame.
Most Recent DiscoveryIce venti three-pump melon green tea lemonades. (RIP)
Current CrushClive Owen's jaw.