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I'm pretty sure you don't care, but I won't be back (various cities)

 1. Purrfect Auto Service #112

10050 S Eastern Avenue
Henderson, NV 89052
(702) 914-2249

Category: Auto Repair

Neighbourhood: Anthem

1.0 star rating
  Update - 1/21/2012

COMPLETELY F*CKED MY 3 YR OLD CAR - don't come here even for an oil change.

I was previously a fan, and figured the only issue with this place was that they recommend service that doesn't need to be done - not a big deal right? Yeah so a seemingly…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    11/8/2011

    Never thought I'd say this but purrfect auto was surprisingly great. This chain is generally known… Read more »

 2. East Ocean Dim Sum & Seafood Restaurant

9570 S Eastern Ave
Henderson, NV 89123
(702) 567-4800

Category: Dim Sum

Neighbourhood: Southeast

2.0 star rating
  8/27/2011

I've been waiting for this to open for a while - finally real Chinese food in the green valley area. Unfortunately their dim sum was a huge disappointment.

We went around 11am on a Saturday. Decent sized menu but not a great selection of dim sum. We…More »

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 3. Wong's King Seafood Restaurant

8733 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97266
(503) 788-8883

Categories: Dim Sum, Seafood

Neighbourhoods: Southeast Portland, Montavilla

2.0 star rating
  12/4/2011

Continuing my tradition of dim sum in every city I visit, we tried Wong's for my last day in Portland. We went here because my friend is boycotting "the better dim sum place" because they charge for tea and rice. Lol

Nice big restaurant, seems very…More »

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 4. Jasmine

3600 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 693-8166

Category: Chinese

Neighbourhood: The Strip

2.0 star rating
  1/22/2012

Dont do their Chinese NY dim sum brunch - poor quality especially for the price. We went to Wing Lei but their CNY brunch doesn't start till tomorrow, decided to try Jasmine instead because they were open, and we regretted it.

Same price as Wing Lei…More »

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 5. Louis Vuitton City Center

3720 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 262-6189

Category: Luggage

Neighbourhood: The Strip

1.0 star rating
  11/17/2011

Beautiful store with huge inventory, but extremely bad/snobby customer service. It was empty while we were there, but the salesgirl thought it was a better idea to stand by a display case and stare at a wall than to help us.

I know that Louis doesn't…More »

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 6. Shadowland

4458 California Ave SW
Seattle, WA 98116
(206) 420-3817

Categories: American (New), Music Venues

Neighbourhood: West Seattle

2.0 star rating
  10/28/2011

Randomly picked this place while wandering the neighborhood. Tried the spam sliders, fried pickles, and poutine - waffle fries w cheese curds and bacon gravy. In theory everything I love, but in reality just was way too salty. I rarely drink with…More »

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 7. The Palazzo

3325 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 414-1000

Categories: Hotels, Casinos

Neighbourhood: The Strip

1.0 star rating
  1/9/2012

I love the Palazzo as a whole - great restaurants, beautiful rooms and convenient/close parking. My issues are specifically regarding their video poker machines and cocktail service.

I don't really gamble - only when I have family or friends in town,…More »

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 8. Honey Pig

4725 Spring Mountain Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89102
(702) 876-0711

Category: Korean

Neighbourhood: Chinatown

1.0 star rating
  5/21/2011

THE WORST Korean bbq I've ever been to. I don't know if its because we weren't Korean and I really don't even care. I noticed most of the bad reviews were for larger groups - there were 6 in our party, but again who cares about excuses.
Maybe we…More »

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 9. Xtreme Sushi & Sterlinng Steakhouse

8955 S Eastern Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89123
(702) 537-1111

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese, Steakhouses

Neighbourhood: Southeast

2.0 star rating
  3/20/2011

Guess it pays to walk in w super low expectations, because I was pleasantly surprised but notice I still only gave it 2 stars. I had a great experience at the southern highlands location so decided to give this one a chance w a groupon.
We were…More »

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 10. Green Valley Hand Car Wash

4625 E Sunset Rd
Henderson, NV 89014
(702) 433-8111

Category: Car Wash

2.0 star rating
  Update - 8/18/2011

Realized on my 2nd visit the irony that name is "hand wash", but they have the assembly line looking washers - definitely not even hand washed! It is dried and detailed (sloppily) by hand. They do seem to wash by hand a little since the guy did get…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    7/15/2011

    I have mixed feelings on this place. Gave it a try only because of a great deal on living social $18… Read more »

 11. Roberto's Taco Shop

10430 Bermuda Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89123
(702) 407-1220

Categories: Mexican, Fast Food

Neighbourhood: Southeast

2.0 star rating
  12/27/2011

I'm a huge fan of Roberto's, but over the years, this location has consistently been the worst one in the area. In 9 years of Roberto's, this is the only one that's given me food poisoning (chicken chimichanga). The quality is also generally lousy…More »

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 12. Hotbox Salon

2075 E Windmill Ln
Las Vegas, NV 89123
(702) 671-4000

Categories: Hair Salons, Makeup Artists

Neighbourhood: Southeast

2.0 star rating
  9/6/2011

My experience was almost the same as in Jadira's review. Looked great that day, then bad bad.

My hair is pretty simple - I have long straight Asian hair. When I called for an appointment I requested someone good w long hair because so many places…More »

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 13. Whiptail Grill

445 Zion Park Blvd
Springdale, UT 84779
(435) 772-0283

Category: Mexican

2.0 star rating
  9/3/2011

I understand that this is possibly the only Mexican restaurant in this teeny town, but that doesn't justify this kind of price gouging and poor service. As others mentioned, it's a cute place in a converted gas station. I don't care about ambiance…More »

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 14. Citadel Outlets

100 Citadel Dr
Los Angeles, CA 90040
(323) 888-1724

Category: Outlet Stores

2.0 star rating
  7/26/2011

Agree with most other ppl, this isn't really an outlet mall - just regular stores sometimes w a slightly larger sale section. It is however a really nice outdoor mall, nice to stroll around in perfect weather. Easy to find, lots of parking.
Definitely…More »

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 15. Thanh Thao

4005 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 238-6232

Categories: Vietnamese, Thai

Neighbourhoods: Southeast Portland, Hawthorne, Sunnyside

2.0 star rating
  9/23/2011

I had issues with the food and service here. My friend spoke to them in Chinese, then maybe 15 min later the waiters started talking sh*t literally behind her back in Vietnamese. Well guess what - she speaks Vietnamese too! They were complaining…More »

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 16. Goodwill

3557 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 231-3095

Categories: Thrift Stores, Community Service/Non-Profit, Jewelry

Neighbourhoods: Southeast Portland, Hawthorne, Sunnyside

1.0 star rating
  9/29/2011

I don't see any signage that is a goodwill "boutique" but they really do have some balls to charge what they do. Yes less crap to sort thru, but in the end it really is the same stuff you find in regular stores but 3 or 4x what it should be.
Figured…More »

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 17. Alcove Café & Bakery

1929 Hillhurst Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 644-0100

Categories: Bakeries, Cafes

Neighbourhood: Griffith Park/Los Feliz

2.0 star rating
  7/25/2011

Went at a friend's suggestion - parking sucks, big portions but overpriced, worst super greasy onion rings ever.
Desserts look awesome though. Another friend said after the fact that there's a better brunch spot across the street.

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 18. Psycho Donuts

288 S 2nd St
San Jose, CA 95113
(408) 533-1023

Categories: Donuts, Pizza

2.0 star rating
  Update - 7/15/2011

As the San Jose troll Cyanide d. pointed out (before she called me a tw@t lol) voodoo donuts is located in Portland not Seattle. She also says the window is only for movie tickets. Thanks for the info Cyanide d!

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  • 2.0 star rating
    7/3/2011

    Yes this is most likely a total rip off of Seattle's voodoo donuts, but who knows when ill visit… Read more »

 19. Court House Seafood Restaurant

498 Cambridge St
Cambridge, MA 02141
(617) 491-1213

Categories: Seafood Markets, Seafood

Neighbourhood: East Cambridge

2.0 star rating
  11/3/2010

After all the great reviews, I was pretty disappointed with the reality of this place. Chowder was blah - tender clams, but overall pretty tasteless. I got my order to go, so couldn't even add any salt. Lobster roll was decent for the price (I think…More »

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 20. Scarantino's Italian Inn

1524 E Colorado St
Glendale, CA 91205
(818) 247-9777

Categories: Italian, Pizza

Neighbourhood: Glendale

2.0 star rating
  7/23/2011

The first Italian place I've been to where I actually preferred olive garden. It was a really cute family place - typical Italian with checkered table cloths, dark wood.  

I ordered the veal rolletini ala sorrento - veal rolled up around proscuitto…More »

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 21. Arco-Taylor Gas Company

697 N 4th St
San Jose, CA 95112
(408) 286-7788
1.0 star rating
  7/3/2011

No credit cards?! 45cents fee for debit?! I say this too often lately but wtf wtf! Hate paying cash because you have to guesstimate the cost to fill an empty tank. They're lucky I had to return my rental car full

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 22. City View Restaurant

662 Commercial St
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 398-2838

Category: Dim Sum

Neighbourhood: Financial District

1.0 star rating
  6/8/2011

Simply put - THE WORST dim sum I've ever had. Way overpriced, it was $70 for 3ppl. Their Sunday dim sum selection sucked - and I don't eat it, but what kind of place doesn't have chicken feet? Also the worst har gow and siu mai I've ever had. Siu mai…More »

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Review votes:
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Location

Vancouver, WA

Yelping Since

November 2010

Things I Love

good cheap food, boba, dim sum, happy hours that go past 630, reverse happy hours, late nite yelping

Find Me In

comfy pajamas, curled up in bed in Vancouverlandia

My Hometown

Big Island, HI/adopted hometown - Vegas!

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm probably avoiding sh*t that should get done

Why You Should Read My Reviews

i eat out way too often lately. let me be your guinea pig.

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eBay!

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waited 10yrs, now i  can finally read the HP books!

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expose? or maybe marky mark and the funky bunch

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I have commitment issues like everyone else

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spam musubi?

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i love tyler perry movies

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I effen suck at parallel parking!

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