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 1. Motomachi Shokudo

740 Denman St
Vancouver, BC V6G 2L5
(604) 609-0310

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: West End

5.0 star rating
  Update - 7/14/2010

My stars still stand, my love still stills my beating heart, I will still slay dragons, walk through fire (or the line up at Kintaro) for one of your free-range soft poached eggs, some bamboo shoots and your perfectly cooked noodles... even if you…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    9/23/2009

    5 major yummy slurps!

    1. free range chicken and soft boiled eggs
    2. organic-deliciousness
    3. funny… Read more »

 2. Pho English - CLOSED

382 W Broadway
Vancouver, BC V5Y 1R2
(604) 568-6699

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

4.0 star rating
  12/2/2009

Eerily quiet with no one else in sight at 7 pm on a weeknight, I couldn't help but wonder what time people eat their pho. But judging by the lunchtime specials and their banh mi, I'm thinking that they capture a solid lunch crowd. And they should!

A…More »

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 3. Ramen Santouka

1690 Robson St
Vancouver, BC V6G 1C7
(604) 681-8121

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  Update - 12/16/2010

I had a lengthy hiatus from Santouka, for no other reason than my Motomachi loyalty (which still sticks btw). But over the past few weeks a series of events brought me to Santouka's door: once for lunch and another for dinner - and still impressed!

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  • 4.0 star rating
    3/1/2010

    Dang, I thought I was definitely getting FTR on this one. (Way to go Jay L for beating me!)

    On day… Read more »

 4. Thai Son Restaurant

373 Broadway E
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W6
(604) 875-6436

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

3.0 star rating
  6/6/2009 First to Review

**Quick tip** This place is Cashola only!

I was first brought to this restaurant by a Vietnamese couple (star 1) who came all the way from Abbotsford (star 2) to have Pho here. The restaurant was crowded (star 3).

I'm a simple pho lover. Pho tai and a…More »

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 5. Pho Linh Vietnamese Restaurant

325 Broadway E
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W5
(604) 875-6443

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

3.0 star rating
  6/7/2010

Close your eyes or sit facing the TV. Don't look at the kitchen. Contemplate the sweatpants and uggs combo your server might be wearing. Realize the motherly figure is actually just talking to someone on the phone through her hands free set. Steer…More »

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 6. Congee Noodle House

141 E Broadway
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W1
(604) 879-8221

Category: Chinese

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

2.0 star rating
  Update - 1/11/2011

There are so many ways to say goodbye: farewell, arrivederci, adios, ciao... but a good ol fashioned "see you never again" sufficed as I stormed out of Congee Noodle House's door for the last time.

Feeling ripped off (more than once) never leaves a…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    1/26/2010

    Congee House Rules:

    When dining solo be ready to share a table.
    Carry cash.
    Order by number.
    Always ask… Read more »

 7. Sha Lin Noodle House

548 Broadway W
Vancouver, BC V5Z 1E9
(604) 873-1816

Category: Chinese

Neighbourhood: Fairview Slopes

3.0 star rating
  3/19/2010

I'll make this chop chop, unlike the service we got tonight.

-Cutting noodles, cucumber and pork - meh, the noodles were a bit underdone and while I love cucumber, this dish just didn't do it for me.
-Dumplings with pork and bok choy - alright
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 8. La Belle Patate

1215 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6E 1N4
(604) 569-1215

Categories: Fast Food, Poutineries

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  1/17/2010

Here's hoping that the new owners got a good deal when they took over what was once Shanghai 1949. I never ate at it's predecessor, which sat always suspiciously empty and dark. A coat of yellow paint, some Quebec license plates, and voilà, we've got…More »

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 9. Joe's Grill

1031 Davie Street
Vancouver, BC V6E 1M5
(604) 682-3683

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: West End

3.0 star rating
  3/1/2009

When a pregnant friend texts you on a Saturday morning and says she's craving a tomato and avocado eggs benny from Joe's Grill --you go with her!

Knowing it would be busy inside on a weekend, we bundled up and prepared to sit on the patio. Which is…More »

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 10. Saigon Venture Restaurant

1310 Burrard St
Vancouver, BC V6Z 2B7
(604) 605-8908

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Downtown

3.0 star rating
  4/5/2009

First off, I'm a little upset but I'm still going with 3 stars.

I was walking (blasted! I wish I had an iPhone so I could have checked the Yelp reviews) before going in. What I really, really wanted was a Vietnamese Sub. Subs are listed on their…More »

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 11. Deacon's Corner

101 Main St
Vancouver, BC V6A
(604) 684-1555

Categories: Canadian (Traditional), Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: Downtown Eastside

4.0 star rating
  Update - 6/2/2009

I will only go to Deacon's Corner when James is working! He made a sandwich suggestion that's not on the menu and is so delish! Ready for it?

A BLT with fried egg, cheese and avocado... oh my, oh my! I ate all of it without any hesitation!

Request…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    2/25/2009

    If you can be the opposite of all things wrong with diners (bad food, crusty atmosphere, carpet that… Read more »

 12. Foundation

2301 Main St
Vancouver, BC V5T 3C9
(604) 708-0881

Category: Vegetarian

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

4.0 star rating
  9/15/2009

Okay, so I might have sounded excited today when I posted that I was going to Foundation for dinner, but truth be told, I was skeptical. The last 2 meals I had here were ultimate failures.

-The first time, I realized that the service sucked and no…More »

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 13. Goldies Pizza & Beer Lounge

605 W Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1W7
(604) 681-0650

Category: Pizza

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  7/17/2009

The 'za window looked awesome, and perfecto for an" oh-oh my parking has expired" or "it's 3 o'clock and they're gonna tow my ride" kinda fix, but I had a hankering for a pint and lots of time to kill. Plus, I'm pretty certain they wouldn't let me…More »

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 14. Hai Phong Vietnamese Restaurant

1242 Kingsway
Vancouver, BC V5V
(604) 872-3828

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Kensington-Cedar Cottage

4.0 star rating
  9/23/2009

The goods:

Solid broth with loads of flavour. A pile of bean sprouts and two full sprigs of basil. Plus 2 lime wedges and a chili. These pho-ers know their stuff! Ordered the rare beef and enjoyed watching the broth work it's magic in cooking. Just…More »

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 15. Pho No 1 Vietnamese Restaurant

1120 Denman St
Vancouver, BC V6G 2M8
(604) 662-8303

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: West End

3.0 star rating
  2/16/2009 First to Review

If you're driving, you'll probably miss it - much like all of the small establishments along Denman. It's small - with approximately 30 seats. At 5ish on a Friday afternoon/evening, there was no one.

The menu is full of pictures and there's a menu on…More »

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 16. Hawkers Delight Deli

4127 Main St
Vancouver, BC V5V 3P6
(604) 709-8188

Categories: Malaysian, Singaporean

Neighbourhood: Riley Park

4.0 star rating
  2/7/2010

I can't believe 2 of us just ate like kings for $12. I don't think I've had this good and cheap of a meal since traveling in Asia.

The selection was plenty: mee and nasi gorengs, laksas, veggie fritters, tofu puffs and so many other varieties, I had…More »

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 17. Juliet's Café

1905 Cornwall Ave
Vancouver, BC V6J 1C8
(604) 732-8212

Categories: Canadian (New), Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

3.0 star rating
  5/10/2009

I was awoken when a friend threw stones at my window at an early morning hour to go for breakfast (okay, it was a phone call, and lots of people are up at 9 on a Sunday...I'm just not one of them) We wanted a no-line-up spot so enter Juliet's Cafe,…More »

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 18. Japa Dog

899 Burrard Street
Vancouver, BC V6Z 2K6

Categories: Hot Dogs, Food Stands, Japanese

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  3/5/2009

What everyone else said.

I went...
I miso-ed...
I teriy-ed!

---That was an hour ago and I already crave more.

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