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Third stop off the 89. You know who you aren't.

 1. Ball Square Café

708 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 623-2233
4.0 star rating
  11/15/2010

Dear Ball Square Cafe,

I like you.

Do you like me?

Check one:

[  ]  Yes, and I therefore give you every possible delicious permutation of breakfast meat, egg, vegetable, and starch, often mixed together, always extremely fresh and stuffed to the gills…More »

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 2. Sound Bites

704 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 623-8338
4.0 star rating
  Update - 9/23/2009

Sigh.

Amendments make my toes curl.  But yes, it's true.  Go on a weekday and have one of the most varied and yummy and dirt-cheap and quickly-sat-and-served breakfasts in Boston.  And listen to the bland banter of the housewives at the next table.…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    9/14/2009

    I think I'm missing something here.

    Whenever brunch is suggested, the first words out of everyone's… Read more »

 3. Victor's Deli

710 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 625-3076

Categories: Meat Shops, Delis

3.0 star rating
  2/4/2012

I live right around the corner from Victor's, and while the New Yorker-wannabe in me has always yearned to have my "own" deli to frequent so close by, I have to admit that my desire to love this place has fueled any actual sentiment I feel. The…More »

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 4. True Grounds

717 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 591-9559
2.0 star rating
  Update - 1/3/2012

Okay True Grounds.  The following is what we in the corporate world call a "feedback sandwich."  I'm going to give you two compliments to soften the blow of AREAS YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO IMPROVE UPON.  You speak sandwiches, so I know you'll…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    11/3/2008

    Good old True Grounds.  The place I always forget to remember.  I'm actually a huge fan, whenever I… Read more »

 5. Wang's Fast Food

509 Broadway
Somerville, MA 02145
(617) 623-2982

Category: Chinese

2.0 star rating
  1/1/2012

I think my thing for dumplings is already pretty well-documented.  In sum: they're rad.  And this place understands their importance.  Get the dumplings.  Get ALL the dumplings.

But everything else is kind of unremarkable.  Not BAD; you won't actually…More »

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 6. MBTA Bus Route 89

Clarendon Hill or Davis Square - Sullivan Square Station
Somerville, MA 02143

4.0 star rating
  2/22/2012

For a bus that attracts the clientele it does, you'd think I'd be less thrilled every time I buck the odds and emerge from the Davis escalator to find it sitting patiently, almost as though waiting for me like Cinderella's coach.

Do scuzzy folks ride…More »

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"Yelp me, I think I'm falling in love again..."

Review votes:
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Location

Somerville, MA

Yelping Since

August 2008

Things I Love

The Savage Lovecast, financial district swag, semicolons, label-makers.

Find Me In

A warm, foamy latte.

My Hometown

Newton, MA

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm docenting for food at local art museums.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because snark is a dish best served cold.

My Second Favourite Website

http://www.gofugyourse...

The Last Great Book I Read

An Omnivore's Dilemma

My First Concert

Billy Joel's River of Dreams tour. Still got the tee-shirt.

My Favourite Movie

Before Sunrise.  But really Apollo 13.

My Last Meal On Earth

Bottomless spicy yellowtail maki, raspberries, and a dirty vodka martini.

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I secretly enjoy the Joshua Tree. Leave me to my shame.

Most Recent Discovery

Ice venti three-pump melon green tea lemonades. (RIP)

Current Crush

Clive Owen's jaw.