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 1. Grouse Grind

6400 Nancy Greene Way
North Vancouver, BC V7R 4K9

Category: Hiking

4.0 star rating
  11/11/2011

Haiku review:

Come in the summer,
Free parking is hard to find,
I don't wanna pay.

Stretch, ready, set, go!
I can totally do this!
Piece of cake, no prob.

Climbing forever,
That was only one quarter?!?!?!?!
Why did I do this?????????????????????????? ??????

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 2. Sandwich Plus

530 Hornby St
Vancouver, BC V6C 2E7
(604) 682-7565

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  11/8/2011

Haiku review:

Big pile of turkey
Size of human baby's head,
Get in mah belly!

Screw the mayonnaise
Avocado for the win
And cranberry spread.

Oh that awful line.
Sandwich too big for my mouth.
Mmm gobblelicious!

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 3. T & T Supermarket

4800 Kingsway
Burnaby, BC V5H 4J2
(604) 436-4881

Category: Grocery

Neighbourhood: Metrotown

4.0 star rating
  11/9/2011

Haiku review:

Entire aisles -
Asian junk food utopia;
Not good for waistline.

Produce is so fresh.
Weekly deals very good la,
Fobby parents love.

Cheap lunch at deli
Dim sum, sushi, BBQ;
Eggplant is da bomb!

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 4. The Improv Centre

1502 Duranleau St
Vancouver, BC V6H
(604) 738-7013

Categories: Performing Arts, Comedy Clubs

Neighbourhood: Granville Island/False Creek

5.0 star rating
  Update - 12/31/2011

Was here for a Year in Review special tonight. Too funny! Literally in tears and gasping for air from laughing many a' times. Also really like how you can reserve seats when purchasing tickets online now.

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1 Previous Review:

  • 4.0 star rating
    11/13/2011

    Haiku review:

    Very funny stuff -
    Post dinner entertainment
    Cheap Thursdays, so there!

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 5. Vancouver Aquarium

845 Avison Way
Vancouver, BC V6G 3E2
(604) 659-3474

Category: Aquariums

Neighbourhood: Coal Harbour

5.0 star rating
  1/8/2012

Haiku review:

I'm a giant child
So much stuff to see and learn
Ooooooh a PINK star fish!!!!!!!

Addendum: pink is mah favvvvvvourite colour. And yes, DO come into the Aquarium with a child's curiosity and you're guaranteed good times.

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"Om nom nom"

Review votes:
169 Useful, 128 Funny, and 128 Cool

Location

Surrey, BC

Yelping Since

October 2011

Things I Love

country music, fluffy things, hole in the walls, naps, chocolate, making cards, back rubs, puns, pink

Find Me In

loitering mode

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I nom out pretty frequently.

My Favourite Movie

The Godfather Trilogy (can't make up my mind on which one I like best...)

My Last Meal On Earth

Mom's home cooking

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I sing along to the honky tonk.

Most Recent Discovery

Bronzer

Current Crush

Keith Urban