Great Midwestern Burger Hunt

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 1. Paradise Pup

1724 S River Rd
Des Plaines, IL 60018
(847) 699-8590

Categories: Burgers, Fast Food

5.0 star rating
  5/23/2011

The 1/3 lb Cheddar Burger was probably the best burger I've ever had.  Big, moist, flavorful and cooked well, with great toppings.  I can't believe I lived in Franklin Park for 13 years and never heard of this gem down the road until this month.

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 2. Kuma's Corner

2900 W Belmont Ave
Chicago, IL 60618
(773) 604-8769

Categories: Pubs, Burgers

Neighbourhood: Avondale

5.0 star rating
  1/26/2012

In between the smothering glut of humanity waiting around the front door, the loud and frantic music and the 90s - I mean, metal - decor, there are burgers.  Damn good burgers.  My Lair of the Minotaur with pancetta, brie, onions, and a roasted pear…More »

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 3. The Lucky Monk

105 Hollywood Blvd
South Barrington, IL 60010
(847) 898-0500
5.0 star rating
  Update - 5/14/2012

So I've been to The Lucky Monk about a dozen more times since I wrote my first review and I can say, without any embellishment or fanfare, that it is my favorite restaurant in the northwest suburbs, bar none.

First the burgers:

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  • 4.0 star rating
    4/10/2011

    If you mixed an anachronistic medieval abbey with a restaurant that would feel more at home with the… Read more »

 4. SmallBar

2049 W Division St
Chicago, IL 60622
(773) 772-2727

Categories: Bars, American (New)

Neighbourhood: Ukrainian Village

5.0 star rating
  1/15/2012

Just fantastic.  My cheeseburger was cooked to perfection (that is, just barely), moist and flavorful. It's a very well done take on the classic no-frills burger that a lot of places have forgotten how to make.  Beyond the burger, the brussels…More »

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 5. Sobelman's Pub & Grill

1900 W St Paul Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53233
(414) 931-1919

Categories: Pubs, American (Traditional), Burgers

Neighbourhood: Menomonee River Valley

5.0 star rating
  3/14/2012

One would expect Milwaukee, home of cows and industry, to have good hamburgers. One would be correct. Sobelman's justifies your trek to an industrial nowhere with buttery burgers and New Glarus on tap in an intimate dive bar space.

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 6. Portillo's Hot Dogs

611 E Golf Rd
Schaumburg, IL 60173
(847) 884-9020

Categories: Fast Food, Hot Dogs

5.0 star rating
  11/2/2011

The food at the here is as solid as all the other locations - the best hot dogs in a chain restaurant (and still better than many local Chicago stands), finely shredded and spiced Italian beef, blockage-inducing chocolate cake and all the calories…More »

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 7. Labriola Bakery & Café

3021 Butterfield Rd
Oak Brook, IL 60521
(630) 574-2008

Category: Bakeries

4.0 star rating
  5/7/2011

Everyone and their goat seems to be on a search for the best burger in town.  I never have been, but I keep getting pulled into the fray by people who are.  And if I were making a list, Labriola Cafe would be up there with The Lucky Monk and Paradise…More »

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 8. Charlie Beinlich's Food & Tap

290 Skokie Blvd
Northbrook, IL 60062
(847) 714-9375
4.0 star rating
  2/8/2012

I try to picture this little stretch of Northbrook 61 years ago and all I see is cornfields, pastel colored cars and oh yeah, Charlie Beinlich's.  While the area has since changed to strip malls and chain restaurants, Charlie's is still kicking, and…More »

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 9. DMK Burger Bar

2370 Fountain Square Dr
Lombard, IL 60148
(630) 705-9020

Category: Burgers

4.0 star rating
  4/4/2012

The food, of course, was good. My #2 burger (Chili-rubbed onion strings, Amish blue & spicy chipotle ketchup) was sharp and tangy without being overwhelming and was paired well with the truffle parmesan fries. My girlfriend's burger - the holy…More »

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 10. Smashburger

697 E Golf Rd
Schaumburg, IL 60173
(847) 519-3679

Category: Burgers

4.0 star rating
  5/24/2011

In a similar vein to places like Five Guys and In N Out, Smashburger is a step above other chains.  I decided to dive right in and get the Windy City Burger on the pretzel bun with the rosemary fries, and that was a pretty mean hamburger right there.…More »

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 11. Two Brothers Tap House

30w315 Calumet Ave
Warrenville, IL 60555
(630) 393-2337
4.0 star rating
  4/21/2012

You'll probably be parking on the street; keep that in mind as you'll probably be busting out your parallel parking skills. Not my strong suit.

Anyways, Two Brothers is awesome. Their beer is great and of course is even better on tap. Especially look…More »

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 12. Odie's

9570 Grand Ave
Franklin Park, IL 60131
(847) 455-5050
4.0 star rating
  3/6/2011

High quantity does not mean low quality at Odie's, and so far everything I've had of their crazy variety of food has been greasy and satisfying.  I regularly get the hot dogs or pizza puffs, but the burritos and hamburgers are well made (if messy)…More »

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 13. Billy Goat Tavern

430 N Michigan Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
(312) 222-1525

Categories: Dive Bars, Burgers

Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, Magnificent Mile

4.0 star rating
  11/14/2011

Difficult to find, the Billy Goat Tavern has a lot of history and cultural references packed into a tiny place.  You of course order chips and a double cheezeborger, and you either come for the experience or a middlingly cheap lunch.

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 14. Billy Goat Tavern & Grill

309 W Washington St
Chicago, IL 60606
(312) 899-1873

Categories: Burgers, Caterers

Neighbourhood: The Loop

3.0 star rating
  11/15/2011

The same as the original Billy Goat Tavern, except without the history, ambiance or characters.  So this place is judged on food alone, and the burgers here are just average.  Thin and well done, the double cheezeborgers are served on a large floury…More »

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 15. Meatheads Burgers & Fries

601 N Martingale Rd, Ste 324
Schaumburg, IL 60173
(847) 706-6608

Category: Burgers

3.0 star rating
  11/14/2011

As far as the actual burgers go, Meatheads is very average.  The patties are thin and cooked well done, although at least they're not dry.  The real perks of this place are not the burger patties, though, but the extras, such as the Californian with…More »

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 16. Village Tavern and Grill

901 W Wise Rd
Schaumburg, IL 60193
(847) 891-8866
3.0 star rating
  4/19/2012

The first time my fiancee and I came on a Friday night, there was an hour and a half wait.  Since this is Schaumburg, not Vilnius, that was pretty ridiculous and so we left (I assume restaurants in cities of former Soviet republics still have long…More »

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 17. Ram Restaurant & the Big Horn Brewery

1901 McConnor Pkwy
Schaumburg, IL 60173
(847) 517-8791

Categories: Restaurants, Pubs

3.0 star rating
  11/8/2011

With a lack of decent - and decently priced - hangout spots in Schaumburg, the Ram (is it called that?) has stepped in to pick up some of the slack.  Everything here was a bit above reasonable, from the food to the beer to the prices.  Don't let it…More »

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 18. Gabutto Burger

100 E Algonquin Rd
Arlington Heights, IL 60005

Category: Burgers

3.0 star rating
  11/8/2011

You know, Japan's got some pretty good burgers - I highly recommend MOS Burger or Freshness Burger if you're ever in Tokyo and need to wash down your ramen with a meat patty.  In Chicagoland Gabutto Burger is the closest you're going to get, but take…More »

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 19. Hot Dog Express

1045 N Roselle Rd
Hoffman Estates, IL 60195
(847) 843-0388

Categories: Diners, Hot Dogs

3.0 star rating
  5/23/2011

The eponymous food here was pretty average.  It doesn't come on a poppyseed bun, but otherwise it's standard hot dog fare.  I don't really recommend the hamburger, as I could probably grill up a better one at home, but then again I got a hamburger at…More »

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