Opulent crystals cascading from the sky. Illuminated, metallic couches - oversized and slightly imposing in the grandeur. This - all before you even get to the front desk. Hotel Le Crystal feels more like what you would envision modern royalty's…More »
My first W experience was for my honeymoon. As if my new husband weren't spoiling me enough by taking me to the Maldives, he decided to take me to the W Resort in the Maldives - an entire island of W-ness at our disposal. Believe you me, I took…More »
With the exception of both being on water, Monaco and Maryland aren't exactly super alike. The Hotel Monaco Baltimore bridges the gap a bit with elegance and sophistication that even Princess Grace would have admired.
When I stayed there though, I…More »
"I'm not a playa, I just Yelp a lot"
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Baltimore, MD
Yelping SinceAugust 2010
Things I Lovemy man, my fam, my friends, my food, my wine
Find Me InBaltimore, D.C., or NYC.
My HometownThe Brew, baby! aka MILWAUKEE, WI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I am plotting Yelp world domination!!!!! Baaawwwwhahahahahahahahah a!
Why You Should Read My Reviewsbecause they are freaking AWESOME!
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadATEOTD
My First ConcertJulio Iglesias when I was a kid (Enrique's dad for you youngins!)
My Favourite MovieI'll tell you what I hated: "Melancholia."
My Last Meal On EarthEthiopian Food, with a side of Soul Food as well.
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I have an unhealthy love of 80s music
Most Recent DiscoveryRed wine and coke makes a mean adult Cherry Coke!
Current Crushmy huuuuuuussssssbbband... He's SO fine!