Throughout the continental U.S. and major cities around the world, squirrels come in one shade and one shade only; a rather insipid grayish taupe[1].
In Toronto, however, the color spectrum of squirrels is like a muthaflippin' rainbow.
So far, I've…More »
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Swimming Pools
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Trinity Bellwoods
A free outdoor pool in the city? Surely, this is where the skeevs and pervs hang out. Otherwise, it's too good to be true, right?
Well, if they were there, I didn't notice. What I did see were kids splashing around in the shallow end and barely any…More »
Category:
Tours
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods
This is a great walking tour for people who:
(a) like graffiti
(b) like browsing urban architecture
(c) need to exercise
(d) are broke but want something interesting to do on a Sunday afternoon
Only 6 Yelpers RSVPed for the event so I was a little…More »
Category:
Parks
Neighbourhood: Trinity Bellwoods
3 words: Free. Tennis. Courts.
I love playing tennis out in the open air here with dogs running around and the occasional crazy person yelling nonsense, just to make things urban and interesting.
The courts aren't perfect (the ones in the rear have…More »
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Bookstores
Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core
I'm shameless. I come to Chapters to soak up their A/C and treat their magazine rack like my free personal library. I plop myself on the couch in their Starbuck's and flip through a shopping-basketful of my favorite titles.
On a recent excursion I…More »
This Is Why I'm Fat (13)Fatty food for fatty folks. Just like my belly girth, this list is still growing... |
Keeping Track of My ROTD (Reviews of the Day) (9)Yikes. Another ROTD? This is getting embarrassing. I'm not worthy. |
Yelp Elite Events (18)Membership definitely has its privileges... |
Places Where I've Had Good Times (NYC) (6)Dedicated to sarah l. who started a similar list and with whom I've had many good times |
The Plush Life (1)Establishments with real hand towels in the restrooms instead of the cheap paper kind |
Boozy in Brooklyn (3)Places where I've gotten drunk in Brooklyn. I expect this list to grow. |
Drool-Worthy NYC Shops (3)Great for gifts or hoarding for yourself |
The Sweet Taste of Success (5)My favorite places for dessert in New York |
Men at Work (2)Movers, locksmiths, and other men for the job. |
Places in Toronto My Friend Saeromi Should Check Out (26)And for you, too, if you like food, fun and low-key vibes. |
"food-obsessed word nerd"
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2030 Useful, 2045 Funny, and 1776 Cool
Brooklyn, NY
Yelping SinceJune 2009
Things I LoveVietnamese sandwiches, Scrabble, zebras, bad puns, really plush toilet paper, gin, fresh laundry, earnest efforts, hushed whispers, handwritten notes, incongruity, pleasant surprises, grapefruit, warm pretzels. the unobvious
Find Me InA good mood till I get hungry.
My HometownBrooklyn, NY
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm thinking of hypothetical names for my imaginary businesses and pets.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsThey help end world hunger.
The Last Great Book I ReadLolita
My First ConcertDepeche Mode
My Favourite MovieAnnie Hall, Manhattan, Chungking Express, Tampopo, Breathless
My Last Meal On EarthAn insane meal prepared by the original Iron Chefs or my mom's kimchi chigae
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I once took the SAT for a friend, just for fun
Most Recent DiscoveryRicotta-stuffed tempura squash blossoms, Back Forty