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Epic Suburb Crawl of October 2009

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Like the Fresh Air Fund for downtown Yelpers; this crawl exposed me to suburban life--Asian-style--beyond the (416)

 1. Neil T's parents' house

123 Tree-lined Street
Markham, ON
Canada

Category: Local Flavour

4.0 star rating
  11/5/2009 First to Review

This was an impromptu stop on the Epic Suburb Crawl*. I'm not from around these parts so I don't know if this house is in Markham or Scarborough or Sault Ste Marie. All I know is that Neil's parents live in the 'burbs.

It's a nice house with one of…More »

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 2. Vietnam Noodle Star

4188 Finch Ave E
Toronto, ON M1S 4T6
Canada
(416) 609-9796

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhood: Scarborough

5.0 star rating
  10/25/2009

Vietnam Noodle Star, WTF?

Why do you have to be so good and make all the other pho joints in Toronto seem like donkey dick*?

As if you need to have your massive ego inflated even more, lemme tell you why your pho is getting five stars:
- Your broth is…More »

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 3. J-Town

3160 Steeles Ave E
Markham, ON L3R 4G9
Canada

3.0 star rating
  11/2/2009

This J-Town is so small, it should be called J-Village or J-Burg--maybe even J-Hamlet--but certainly not J-Town.

Where are the usual J-Town fixtures like the Japanese dollar store, roasted chestnut vendor, and teahouse evoking Memoirs of a Geisha?

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 4. Rolling Pot

7077 Kennedy Rd
Markham, ON L3R 0N8
Canada
(905) 946-0888

Category: Chinese

3.0 star rating
  11/1/2009

The place is called "Rolling Pot Shabu Shabu" but it's not a place for marijuana cigarettes or shabu shabu in the traditional Japanese sense. Rolling Pot serves up all-you-can-eat Chinese hot pot for $18 per person[1]. Each diner gets an individual…More »

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 5. Pacific Mall

4300 Steeles Avenue East
Markham, ON L3R 0Y5
Canada
(905) 470-8785
4.0 star rating
  Update - 2/7/2010

I was walking in Leslieville with sarah l., having just uttered the words, "I'm so glad I got to revisit Pacific Mall when it wasn't crowded," when a woman smoking a cigarette outside Comrade's busted out with, "When is Pacific Mall NOT crowded?"

So…More »

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  • 2.0 star rating
    11/2/2009

    I don't like crowds.
    I don't like noise.
    I don't like malls.
    This is a noisy, crowded mall.

    I was taken… Read more »

 6. First Markham Place

3255 Hwy 7 E
Markham, ON L3R 3P9
Canada
(905) 944-1629
4.0 star rating
  11/3/2009

If Pacific Mall is a slutty teenage Attention Whore[1], then First Markham Place would be its sensible and more demure sister[2]; it's definitely less trashy, more classy. We stopped here while on the Epic Suburb Crawl because we had some time to…More »

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Location

Brooklyn, NY

Yelping Since

June 2009

Things I Love

Vietnamese sandwiches, Scrabble, zebras, bad puns, really plush toilet paper, gin, fresh laundry, earnest efforts, hushed whispers, handwritten notes, incongruity, pleasant surprises, grapefruit, warm pretzels. the unobvious

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Lolita

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Depeche Mode

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Annie Hall, Manhattan, Chungking Express, Tampopo, Breathless

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An insane meal prepared by the original Iron Chefs or my mom's kimchi chigae

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I once took the SAT for a friend, just for fun

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