Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Downtown Core
Deliciously Overpriced Lunch.
The food at Mercatto is always fantastic. But $19 is a bit much to pay for a piece of swordfish and a few veggies that were more garnish than side.
My birthday lunch with Dave "Hamilton's FTR King" R., Mike "Who Da Man?"…More »
Category:
Pubs
Neighbourhoods: Ryerson, Downtown Core
After-work drinks?
Stop two on what turned out to be a far more exciting birthday weekend than I could have imagined was an after-work pint with a few friends at this British-style box pub at Yonge and Gerrard.
It was about 5:30 on Thursday and the…More »
Categories:
Southern,
Cajun/Creole
Neighbourhoods: Corktown, Downtown Core
Now in two delicious locations!
Since it's the eve of the grand opening of their second location, I thought it fit to pay tribute to my third stop on my epic birthday journey - Harlem's first location on Richmond St E.
On taking care of the customer:
I…More »
Categories:
Japanese,
Sushi Bars
Neighbourhood: Downtown Core
Lunchtime Crowd Pleaser
I eat at Sushi Sky at least once a month, usually with colleagues, occasionally with friends who work nearby. This particular visit was stop number four in a 72-hour birthday bender, an old Hamilton friend turned fellow…More »
Category:
Local Flavour
Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core
On Friday, November 6 a select group of Yelpers scored exclusive access to an interesting and unique entry into Toronto's Burrito Battle Royale.
Opening soon, Chino Locos is a burrito bar with a twist. Rather than go for the "standard" burrito market…More »
Category:
Music Venues
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Niagara, Queen Street West, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods
Finding my Inner Rocker:
I skipped out on the Elite Event at Chino Locos when things wound down and those still standing headed to the après-parti at Local 4. The Creepshow were headlining at the Reverb and a friend was in town to see them with me.
…More »
Categories:
Canadian (Traditional),
Diners
Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West
Gooey After-bar Goodness:
I honestly don't have a tremendous recollection of my time at Shanghai Cowgirl - this was stop seven on a bit of a three-day tear through the city, and stop four that day after a rocking Creepshow performance at the Reverb…More »
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhoods: The Annex, Palmerston, Seaton Village
Coffee and coffee makers, all in one place!
It's about time I reported back on my first joint jaunt with the charming and delightful Emily "Not just an Annex girl" H. We met for coffee on my birthday weekend, late in the afternoon as could be…More »
Best Wellington in Toronto.
After the obligatory Saturday-afternoon java-jolt at the Green Beanery, my cosmopolitan companion and I moved east for something a little more libacious. This was, after all, stop number nine on the Epic Birthday Bender.
I…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Fast Food
Neighbourhoods: University of Toronto, Downtown Core
Undergrad Nostalgia.
Way back in the day, the Pita Pit used to be the after-bar stop for those McMaster students fortunate enough to live on the west side of campus (the aptly-named Westdale neighbourhood). I stopped into the U of T location that I…More »
Categories:
Dive Bars,
Champagne Bars
Neighbourhoods: Ossington Strip, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village
On-site pre-drinking.
Stop #11 on the epic birthday bender was a quick one. My entourage and I (kidding!) stopped in for a pint before heading to a play a bit further down Queen W. The place wasn't what I expected for a bar at the bottom of…More »
Category:
Performing Arts
Neighbourhoods: West Queen West, Beaconsfield Village
This place is obviously a well-kept secret - two months since my visit to The Theatre Centre and still no FTR. It's been a while since my last epic review, and my trusty keyboard and I have been dying for a good reason to let the horses out on the…More »
Categories:
Bars,
Gastropubs
Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village
When we got there, it was dead. When we left, the place was rammed. Conclusion: Everybody in Toronto is trying to be just like us.
Stop thirteen on my Epic Birthday Bender of 2009 came when Emily H., Megan J., Jeremy T. and I figured a trek up…More »
Categories:
Dive Bars,
Pubs,
Restaurants
Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Palmerston, Bickford Park
Just an average stop on College Street, with better-than-average beers on tap at this 14th stop on the epic birthday bender.
On entry, we immediately noticed a bar made out of poured concrete in such a way as to look like a giant slab of…More »
Ubersketch
What do you get when you mix a College and Spadina location with $10 pitchers of local beer?
It's a rhetorical question - if you know the area, you know the answer. This place has laminate floors, halfway-functional bathrooms, a really…More »
Bragging Rights (3)When you get three ROTDs, I figure it's worth making a list of them. |
The Midtown Strip (19)Not to be confused with the exotic dance parlour of the same name, this is a compilation of my experiences with businesses on (and just off) Yonge street, near Eglinton.Arranged in South-to-North order for your crawling pleasure. |
My Epic Reviews (13)I started yelping for a creative outlet, and once in a while I really let myself run wild. These reviews are the ones I had the most fun writing. |
Decemburger and Beyond! (13)Ground-up goodness in the key of beef.What started as a taking up of the meat-gauntlet in Yelp's first-ever Decemburger has turned into a lifelong calling to seek, consume and deconstruct Toronto's best burgers (and occasionally, burgers from the world outside Toronto). A master list, in chronological order, of my burger reviews. No yelpers were harmed in the making of this list. Several cows, however, made the noblest of sacrifices for which I am eternally grateful. |
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Toronto, ON
Yelping SinceSeptember 2009
Things I Lovesushi, steak, wine, live music, economics, Italian Food, spicy food, home cooking, Toronto, microbrews, asking obscure questions, seafood
Find Me InMidtown, when I'm not somewhere exciting!
My HometownHamilton, ON
When I'm Not Yelping...I work and play in approximately equal portions.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI have excellent grammar.
My Second Favourite Website My First ConcertTreble Charger (at a high school, in 1995)
My Favourite MovieV for Vendetta
My Last Meal On EarthI'd say a blue cheese ribeye, but I'd be in heaven already :)
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I like McDonald's
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Current CrushStill and always Drew Barrymore :)