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In the Toronto entertainment system, the people are satiated by two separate but equally important groups: the restaurants who provide delicious food, and the bars who provide subsequent libations. These are their stories. What started out as plans for a low-key dinner with a few close friends turned into an epic 72-hour, 15-stop tour of a quasi-random selection of Toronto's food and drink scene. Enjoy.

 1. Mercatto

101 College St
Toronto, ON M5G 1L7
(416) 595-5625

Category: Italian

Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  11/8/2009

Deliciously Overpriced Lunch.

The food at Mercatto is always fantastic.  But $19 is a bit much to pay for a piece of swordfish and a few veggies that were more garnish than side.

My birthday lunch with Dave "Hamilton's FTR King" R., Mike "Who Da Man?"…More »

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 2. Elephant & Castle

378 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M5B 1S6
(416) 598-4003

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhoods: Ryerson, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  11/9/2009

After-work drinks?

Stop two on what turned out to be a far more exciting birthday weekend than I could have imagined was an after-work pint with a few friends at this British-style box pub at Yonge and Gerrard.

It was about 5:30 on Thursday and the…More »

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 3. Harlem Restaurant

67 Richmond St E
Toronto, ON M5C 1N9
(416) 368-1920

Categories: Southern, Cajun/Creole

Neighbourhoods: Corktown, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  11/21/2009

Now in two delicious locations!

Since it's the eve of the grand opening of their second location, I thought it fit to pay tribute to my third stop on my epic birthday journey - Harlem's first location on Richmond St E.

On taking care of the customer:

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 4. Sushi Sky Japanese Restaurant

478 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 1X5
(416) 969-8988

Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  11/21/2009

Lunchtime Crowd Pleaser

I eat at Sushi Sky at least once a month, usually with colleagues, occasionally with friends who work nearby.  This particular visit was stop number four in a 72-hour birthday bender, an old Hamilton friend turned fellow…More »

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 5. Elite Event At Chino Locos

459 Church Street
Toronto, ON M4Y 2C5

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  11/8/2009

On Friday, November 6 a select group of Yelpers scored exclusive access to an interesting and unique entry into Toronto's Burrito Battle Royale.

Opening soon, Chino Locos is a burrito bar with a twist.  Rather than go for the "standard" burrito market…More »

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 6. Reverb - CLOSED

651 Queen Street W
Toronto, ON M5V

Category: Music Venues

Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Niagara, Queen Street West, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods

4.0 star rating
  11/23/2009

Finding my Inner Rocker:

I skipped out on the Elite Event at Chino Locos when things wound down and those still standing headed to the après-parti at Local 4.  The Creepshow were headlining at the Reverb and a friend was in town to see them with me.

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 7. Shanghai Cowgirl

538 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V 2B5
(416) 203-6623

Categories: Canadian (Traditional), Diners

Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West

5.0 star rating
  11/23/2009

Gooey After-bar Goodness:

I honestly don't have a tremendous recollection of my time at Shanghai Cowgirl - this was stop seven on a bit of a three-day tear through the city, and stop four that day after a rocking Creepshow performance at the Reverb…More »

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 8. Green Beanery

565 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1Y6
(416) 964-9223

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: The Annex, Palmerston, Seaton Village

3.0 star rating
  12/5/2009

Coffee and coffee makers, all in one place!

It's about time I reported back on my first joint jaunt with the charming and delightful Emily "Not just an Annex girl" H.  We met for coffee on my birthday weekend, late in the afternoon as could be…More »

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 9. Paupers Pub

539 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1Y6
(416) 530-1331

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhood: The Annex

4.0 star rating
  12/14/2009

Best Wellington in Toronto.

After the obligatory Saturday-afternoon java-jolt at the Green Beanery, my cosmopolitan companion and I moved east for something a little more libacious.  This was, after all, stop number nine on the Epic Birthday Bender.

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 10. Pita Pit

235 College St
Toronto, ON M5T 1R4
(416) 586-0202

Categories: Sandwiches, Fast Food

Neighbourhoods: University of Toronto, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  12/5/2009

Undergrad Nostalgia.

Way back in the day, the Pita Pit used to be the after-bar stop for those McMaster students fortunate enough to live on the west side of campus (the aptly-named Westdale neighbourhood).  I stopped into the U of T location that I…More »

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 11. Sweaty Betty's

13 Ossington Ave
Toronto, ON M6J 2Y8
(416) 535-6861

Categories: Dive Bars, Champagne Bars

Neighbourhoods: Ossington Strip, West Queen West, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village

4.0 star rating
  12/12/2009

On-site pre-drinking.

Stop #11 on the epic birthday bender was a quick one.  My entourage and I (kidding!) stopped in for a pint before heading to a play a bit further down Queen W.  The place wasn't what I expected for a bar at the bottom of…More »

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 12. The Theatre Centre

1087 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1H3
(416) 538-0988

Category: Performing Arts

Neighbourhoods: West Queen West, Beaconsfield Village

4.0 star rating
  1/4/2010 ROTD 7/23/2010 First to Review

This place is obviously a well-kept secret - two months since my visit to The Theatre Centre and still no FTR. It's been a while since my last epic review, and my trusty keyboard and I have been dying for a good reason to let the horses out on the…More »

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 13. TODO Fusion Resto-Bar - CLOSED

217 Ossington
Toronto, ON M6J
(416) 516-7200

Categories: Bars, Gastropubs

Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village

4.0 star rating
  1/4/2010

When we got there, it was dead.  When we left, the place was rammed.  Conclusion:  Everybody in Toronto is trying to be just like us.

Stop thirteen on my Epic Birthday Bender of 2009 came when Emily H., Megan J., Jeremy T. and I figured a trek up…More »

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 14. Ted's Collision

573 College St
Toronto, ON M6G 1B2
(416) 533-2430

Categories: Dive Bars, Pubs, Restaurants

Neighbourhoods: Little Italy, Palmerston, Bickford Park

3.0 star rating
  1/5/2010

Just an average stop on College Street, with better-than-average beers on tap at this 14th stop on the epic birthday bender.

On entry, we immediately noticed a bar made out of poured concrete in such a way as to look like a giant slab of…More »

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 15. Crown and Tiger

414 College St
Toronto, ON M5T 1T3
(416) 920-3115

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhood: Kensington Market

3.0 star rating
  12/12/2009

Ubersketch

What do you get when you mix a College and Spadina location with $10 pitchers of local beer?

It's a rhetorical question - if you know the area, you know the answer.  This place has laminate floors, halfway-functional bathrooms, a really…More »

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Location

Toronto, ON

Yelping Since

September 2009

Things I Love

sushi, steak, wine, live music, economics, Italian Food, spicy food, home cooking, Toronto, microbrews, asking obscure questions, seafood

Find Me In

Midtown, when I'm not somewhere exciting!

My Hometown

Hamilton, ON

When I'm Not Yelping...

I work and play in approximately equal portions.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

I have excellent grammar.

My Second Favourite Website

http://www.mls.ca

My First Concert

Treble Charger (at a high school, in 1995)

My Favourite Movie

V for Vendetta

My Last Meal On Earth

I'd say a  blue cheese ribeye, but I'd be in heaven already :)

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I like McDonald's

Most Recent Discovery

Hats

Current Crush

Still and always Drew Barrymore :)