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 1. Yelper Party: Yelp's Night At The Museum

1100 Chestnut Street
Vancouver, BC V6J 5E5

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

5.0 star rating
  2/23/2012

Man this party was off the hook! Drink till the party's dry muthertruckers! If only there has been some old school breakdancers this party would have hit the scale of ten at eleven. (I mean surely there was enough white-boy hip hop for it, don'tcha…More »

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 2. Elite Event: Cozy Up Pyjama Party at 131 Water Street

131 Water St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1B2

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

5.0 star rating
  12/15/2011

Run run as fast as you can! You can't get an invite unless you're elite man!
Best idea EVER! The gingerbread men were awesome, what a fun way to interact with all the other Yelpers, even though most of the candy ended up in my belly and not on my…More »

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 3. Keefer Bar Dim Sum Cabaret Elite Event

135 Keefer St
Vancouver, BC V6A 1X4

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  11/24/2011

Keefer Bar + Yelp Elite + Crystal Precious = Best Night Evar!

When I heard the next elite event was at the Keefer bar I was pretty stoked, I had already been there for Sweet Sip Thursdays to see some of the Sweet Soul girls sass up the stage.

Between…More »

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 4. Ninjas Unite! Elite Party At Suika

1626 W Broadway
Vancouver, BC V6J 1X6

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Fairview Slopes

5.0 star rating
  4/6/2011 First to Review

I wish there was a ninja theme song so I could sing it while I write this review, however, if there was a ninja song then you would probably hear them coming which would defeat the purpose of the stealthy-silent creeping skills.

I was super stoked to…More »

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 5. Elite Event @ Vancouver Police Museum

240 Cordova St E
Vancouver, BC V6A 3W3

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown Eastside

5.0 star rating
  7/23/2010

We like, we like to party! And apparently if we drink enough we like to heckle people too!

There is nothing I like to do more on a Thursday night than be that loud obnoxious girl drinking moonshine out of a brown paper bag. Mission accomplished! I'm…More »

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 6. Yelp Presents A Carnival Wonderland @ Ayden Gallery

88 W Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1R3

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  6/25/2010

Top ten things I learned from Yelp's Carnival Wonderland:

1. Popcorn-for-dinner doesn't just have to be for movie night.

2. Putting stickers on people with good costumes is a great way to cop a feel.

3. Recycling is always smiled upon, in this case,…More »

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 7. Living La Voya Local Yelp Party

1177 Melville St
Vancouver, BC V6E 0A3

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  3/11/2010

You want this party started right? You want this party started quickly, right? Oh snap! So many people that I didn't know how to approach! That was a super fun party, I wish I could have stayed later and gone to the after-party, but alas I was so…More »

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 8. Elite Event @ The Mexican Antojitos y Cantina

1049 Granville st.
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1L2
(604) 569-0955

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

4.0 star rating
  7/27/2011

Ole! I do love me some Mexican food, so when I heard Yelp was doing a Mexican fiesta, I was in! I convinced Luisa, Rheanna, and Emily-Anne to come by my place first for some Día de los Muertos makeup, which ended up making us about 20 minutes late...…More »

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 9. Elite Event: Yelp's Full Moon Party At Pink Elephant Thai

1152 Alberni St
Vancouver, BC V6E 1A6

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  3/7/2012

I'll show you a full moon! I gotta say I do loooooove Thai food, I even have a Yelp list called "Thai Me Up" dedicated to my favourite Thai restaurants http://www.yelp.ca/lis...
needless to say I was pretty stoked for an elite event in a Thai…More »

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 10. Smile, Yelp Loves YEW Elite Party X2

791 W Georgia St
Vancouver, BC V6C 2T4

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown

4.0 star rating
  3/3/2011

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. After nearly putting a spoonful of sugar down my throat from the lollipop dessert, it seemed like a good idea to wash it down with some red wine, I think Mary Poppins knew the score all along.

Yew is a…More »

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 11. Yelp's Word To Your Author Elite Party At The New Oxford

1144 Homer St
Vancouver, BC V6B 2G2

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Yaletown

4.0 star rating
  1/14/2011

O.M.G. I am never drinking again..... okay at least not on a weeknight.

I should have dressed up for this party, but then I remembered the last book I read was probably "The Cat in the Hat." And even if I did dress up I'm sure the BF would have…More »

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 12. Elites Party in the Rec Room at The Bimini

2010 W 4th Ave
Vancouver, BC V6J 1M7

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

4.0 star rating
  1/19/2012

We like, we like to party! The Yelp Elite bus is comin' and everybody's runnin', come and get martini's over at Bimini's.....

Okay 90's arcade party, sweet deal! I came down early to get a seat, not realizing how big the place was. Loved the multiple…More »

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 13. Elite Event @ Mis Trucos

1141 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6E

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  9/13/2010

After ending my evening with a 6am dance card and getting up at 11am for the SPCA Paws for a Cause walk, which ended up with me donating all of my collections on my credit card and skipping the event for breakfast at the Reef, which entailed even…More »

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 14. Elite Event @ Wild Rice

117 W Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1S4

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown

4.0 star rating
  8/13/2010

I have never been to Wild Rice before, so I was kind of excited to go on a new foodie adventure. I brought +2 with me, since we're all ghetto-fabulous and would probably skip dinner and spend more money on clothes if we had to, so at least we knew…More »

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 15. Elite Event @ Café Nuba

146 E 3rd Ave
Vancouver, BC V5T 1C8

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

4.0 star rating
  4/26/2010

Sadly, reading is not my strong suit apparently. I showed up an hour late at the wrong restaurant. Don't feel bad for me, this has happened to me before. I was so excited to go to Nuba, that I didn't quite read the fine print. Hah hah hahhhhoooooo...…More »

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 16. Elite Event: Mathletes vs. Athletes!

602 Dunsmuir
Vancouver, BC V6B 1Y2

Category: Local Flavour

Neighbourhood: Downtown

3.0 star rating
  Update - 12/21/2010

I really like the inside of this pub, with the brick walls, and warm atmosphere, however the food prices left me a litte hungry. I came here for after work drinks with friends, and drank my wages away.

After taste-testing the margherita pizza at the…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    11/26/2010

    Mmmk. I actually dressed up for this event, since I was not working this evening. Head to toe in… Read more »


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Location

Vancouver, BC

Yelping Since

January 2010

Things I Love

LOLcats, Boston Terriers, French Bulldogs, big hair, drinking and dancing, compound words, partying like a rockstar, cussing

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The Dirt- Motley Crue, Blindness- Jose Saramago

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Whitney Houston LOL

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The Wizard Of Oz

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Does it only have to be one? Can't I have the buffet?

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nutritional yeast!

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