I go out to dinner a lot; more than anyone reasonably should. It is perhaps my favorite thing to do. It's why I've got a gut, and it's why I'm broke.* But as much as I eat out, I am not a regular anywhere. I have places I go back to, sure, but there…More »
If you're not into gratuitous praise and unapologetic adoration, you might not want to read this review. Because I thought the food at Apiary was fanfuckingTASTIC.
I just want to get my one, minor complaint out of the way, so we can move on to the…More »
Category:
Moroccan
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
(Thoughts going through my head last night at Cafe Mogador.)
Cute place, glad I finally made it. Nice night; we should sit outside. Drinks? Oh. No, I don't drink on weeknights either (cough). Appetizer? Let her choose. Goat cheese and tomato…More »
Luzzo's is why I live here. OK, perhaps it's not the only reason, but places LIKE Luzzo's remind me of why I am so lucky to live in NYC.*
Strolling down 1st Ave, I can duck into the unassuming little place on a whim. More often than not, I sit down…More »
I stopped in here recently, and instead of sticking around and eating my fries, I decided to walk back to my place and eat in comfort. I made it two avenues over to Tompkins Square Park, and the aroma forced me to sit down at one of the chess tables…More »
Category:
Latin American
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Generally, when I review a restaurant, I like to focus on the food and drink, and avoid any sort of personal anecdote.*
However, I feel the need to mention that I was legitimately frightened of the party of girls seated to my left. One of these girls…More »
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
God, this pizza is so good.
I've gotten delivery many times, but, like everything else, it's SO MUCH BETTER at the restaurant, right out of the oven. The Big Pineapple, the Chixpotle, the Meat Lover's, the Fafandone...all winners. The non-pizza items…More »
Category:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhood: East Village
Dieting gurus often say, "Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels."
Sundaes & Cones disproves this theory.
Category:
Middle Eastern
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Love this place. It's a quick, cheap, spicy option for dinner. I used to go with a gyro or chicken kabob sandwich (~$5); both are flavorful, well-constructed pitas with salad and hot/tahini sauce added to your liking. I also ask the Surly Weekday…More »
Categories:
Vietnamese,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: East Village
Things I Love About V-Nam Cafe.
1. They spell out what the spice levels mean. (Mild is Sriracha. Medium is Sriracha with jalapenos as well. Hot is all of it plus Thai chiles.) It helps me make an informed decision.
2. You can add an egg to your banh…More »
Categories:
Latin American,
Tapas Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Yuca Bar deserves an update, because I come in here ALL THE TIME.
On (Loco) Tuesday nights before 8, tapas are half-price. You probably know this. What you might not know, is that they are running a fall special, and EVERY DAY, before 5 pm., they also…More »
So a friend of mine bartended at Hop Devil for a minute, and one night I was drinking heavily… Read more »
Category:
Cuban
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
(Yet another installment in the ongoing, "oh my god, how have I not reviewed this yet" series.)
Cafe Cortadito is one of the main reasons I miss living right off Ave B. Warm and inviting, this tiny dining room is perpetually packed but somehow always…More »
I just had a dream that I lifted up my couch, and rats streamed out en masse.
The burger at Royale is pretty much the exact opposite of that feeling.* It is large, and juicy, and delicious. They will cook it to order. Correctly. It's around $8, as…More »
This is one of the best bars in the city. But just know that this isn't a place for a quiet cocktail. Zum Schneider is specifically for certain activities.
You should:
1. Drink 1 liter steins of dark German beer.
2. Smash those steins into those of your…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
In a neighborhood filled with stellar Italian food, Il Bagatto stands out.
Every time I've been here, they have an extensive list of specials that are delicious, without fail. In fact, there really is no reason to order off the regular menu.
Most…More »
I'm not one for theme restaurants, but I sort of enjoy the whole Terminal thing, as far as unnecessary gimmicks go. The bathroom is like a clean airplane bathroom, if it was three times larger. And their business cards are "a boarding pass to a…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
The weather was so beautiful that eating a meal inside would be a waste; I immediately thought of the garden at Max.
I ordered the lasagna and it was everything I wanted and more. Perhaps just a touch less sinful than the one around the corner at Il…More »
They have a really cute hostess.
I stopped in the other night to grab some takeout, and I ordered…
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Categories:
American (Traditional),
Bars
Neighbourhood: East Village
***Please admire my restraint in avoiding a joke about the carpet not matching the drapes. It probably wouldn't even make sense, as there isn't a carpet at The Redhead. Or drapes. Well, maybe there is, but I was too drunk to notice.***
I was on time…More »
Category:
Japanese
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Is it cold and crappy out? Did you find this review on a ramen hunt? Yelp has not led you astray. You've found exactly what you're looking for, exactly what you need. Don't stop now. Make your way to Minca.
Don't decide it's too far from the train.…More »
Gyu-Kaku is a TERRIBLE place to take a date, if said date hates delicious food/drinks and fun. If this date is a reasonably sane person, however, you're most likely going to be doing the hibbedy dibbedy afterwards. I know I'd fuck for this meal. It's…More »
Category:
Modern European
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
You're telling me you're going to take an awesomely delicious burger, and wrap it up in fried dough? Yeah, I'll eat that.
I'll also eat their amazing beet salad, and the spaetzle fry things that pair so well with the burgers (along with homemade…More »
There isn't much better than swishing high-quality beef about in a hot-pot filled with stock of your own creation, dunking it in delicious dipping sauces and then stuffing it into your face.
And that's why you go to Shabu-Tatsu.
The set dinners are a…More »
Categories:
Tapas Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch,
Caterers
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I really know how to make a first impression.
My girlfriend spotted a friend from college sitting at the bar. As I stood up to introduce myself, I jostled our table, and the vase and both glasses on top dropped to the ground and shattered. Smooth.
I…More »
I just can't think of this restaurant without hearing the song Luck of Lucien by A Tribe Called Quest in my head. So...forgive me.
Brother, brother, brother, Lucien, you're like no other.
Listen very close 'cause I don't like to boast.
Instead, I'll…More »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Cocktails and Chicken. That's why I'll be back to The Beagle.*
This isn't to say that there is nothing else of merit to be had here; the dates are delightful (basically candy), and the squid salad was stellar. The burrata and braised celery certainly…More »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Here's what you should do.
1. Stop being such a clown. Then it'll be easier to...
2. Make some friends.
3. Get said friends together, and reserve a table for Back Forty's crab boil.
4. Show up at the appointed time; don't wear white.
5. In fact, don't…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I've been to Supper many times, but not in the last 6 months or so. Every time I try and go, the wait is a bit ridiculous, and with so much good Italian food nearby, I never stick around.
Recently however, I was walking by around 1 pm, and we decided…More »
Categories:
Bars,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: East Village
I learned a number of things at One and One. Seven, to be exact.
(1) Their fish and chips platters are excellent; much tastier than the (2) mediocre burger. Also, (3) fish and chips are Two for One on Sunday nights. In addition, they run a (4) wing…More »
Normally, a soggy sandwich is not a good thing.
Normally, Cheese Whiz is not a good thing.
Normally, eating a enormous roast beef hero drenched in au jus so quickly that you feel like vomiting for a good hour afterward is not a good thing.*
But at This…More »
Categories:
Caterers,
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Live Nude Girls, free with brunch at Ciao For Now!
OK, I suppose that's not entirely accurate. And no, of course I wouldn't say something like that solely to entice you into reading this review; if that's the only reason you're reading this, perhaps…More »
Categories:
Bakeries,
Coffee & Tea,
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
When Sigmund first opened, I thought, "How will they stay in business? It's such a spacious storefront, and they are just selling pretzels. It just doesn't seem like a viable business model, seeing as how those carts can only get by because of their…More »
This is a better than average Indian spot; it isn't going to blow your mind, but we certainly enjoyed a nice meal here.
Things That Are Good: samosas, garlic naan, chicken tikka masala, lamb rogan josh, and the service.*
Things That Are Bad: shrimp…More »
Categories:
Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch,
Burgers
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
A little bit taller/A baller : peter d. : : 7A : Diners
Meaning, 7A is what diners wish they were.
Both diners and 7A have large, varied menus of American staples, including breakfast foods. Both are open 24 hours. But 7A is actually good.
Burgers…More »
Category:
French
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I'm outraged. Not only did I count 27 seats, but that total doesn't even include the six at the outside tables. False advertising aside, I enjoyed myself immensely here during a late dinner. I think my date enjoyed herself as well; she wrote her own…More »
My brother and I had the wrong address for Streecha, and as we were wandering around in the church courtyard across the street, a priest looked at me and said something in an Eastern European language, that I think meant, "What the hell are you doing…More »
Categories:
Latin American,
Mexican
Neighbourhood: East Village
peter d: Table for two, please.
Guy at the Door: I actually don't work here.
peter d: Shut your mouth, grab two menus and find me a table. Before I get upset.
He suddenly "remembered" that he did in fact work there, and he showed us to a table, all the…More »
I eat Klong's food on a weekly basis. It's so quick and reliably tasty, that if I feel lazy and I don't have another exciting idea, I'm getting Klong delivered. I've also eaten at the restaurant countless times. I'm telling you all this so that you…More »
I like Solo because:
1. They always have the Met game on (during the season).
2. They don't care if I come in, holding my dry-cleaning, just to watch the game while I wait for my takeout from another restaurant.
3. The lasagna slice. It is now…More »
The most unlikely name for a Mexican restaurant. Ever.
The burritos are fairly cheap and extremely tasty. The guy taking delivery orders makes me laugh, and they are usually pretty quick with the delivery.
One star off because there was once a staple…More »
Upon my last visit to Lil' Frankie's, our waiter strongly recommended the veal shoulder, the NY strip, and a pizza (with the stipulation that we must add sausage to the pizza).
I was in the middle of saying how the veal shoulder sounded great, when I…More »
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italian restaurants in NYC. (50)italian food: it'll put hair on your chest. actually it won't. i eat it all the time. |
spots on court street. (45)another wonderful stretch of brooklyn. |
so you don't like me. (98)that's cool, no one does. you can all hang out together at these places, because i won't be coming back any time soon. |
diners and the like. (10)diner? i hardly...actually, i know her extremely well. in the biblical sense. |
downtown brooklyn. (24)it's a mad, mad world. |
boston. (11)i'm not going to call it a wack new york. but it is. |
homes away from home. (31)sometimes i'm forced to leave the comfort of NYC; here are a couple places i wouldn't mind coming back to. |
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