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Josh "there is no such thing as a half star" W.'s Profile
Drinking in a tiny bit of Seattle.
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1. The Viking
Seattle, WA 98107
(206) 784-3662
Categories:
Pubs,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Ballard
If I lived in Seattle, I'd be a regular.
But I don't. So I'll wear my newly acquired Viking zip-up hoodie in remembrance, and I'll tell my friends to check it out if they ever visit your city.
2. Safeco Field
Fantastic park!
Got some $22 tickets in the left field bleachers. These were, without a doubt, the best seats I've ever had for any game ever.
Pair this with the all around pleasant staff, decent crowd, rally fries and nice beer selection, you've got…More »
3. Ballard Sunday Farmers Market
Whoa.
It was hard to put this market into perspective. I've never really seen anything like it. Sure, I've been to my fair share of farmer's markets, but nothing as big as this. Fresh fruits and veggies along with crafted local goods as faaaar as…More »
4. The Walrus and the Carpenter
Seattle, WA 98107
(206) 395-9227
Categories:
American (New),
Bars,
Seafood
Neighbourhood: Ballard
Being unfamiliar with the oysters of the pacific northwest, I requested some advice. What I ended up with was a tasty selection of bivalves from two different countries! Our server was helpful, food came out quick. I was a bit disappointed in my…More »
5. Fremont Brewing
Seattle, WA 98103
(206) 420-2407
Sweet brewery. Sampled some good beers, and I love the atmosphere. People everywhere, chatting. Families hanging out, a giant bowl of pretzels.....
I wish someone would bolt that thing that the kids ride on to the ground though.
6. Brouwer's Cafe
Seattle, WA 98103
(206) 267-2437
Categories:
Modern European,
Pubs,
Belgian
Neighbourhood: Fremont
Moules Frites are bomb. Absolutely bomb.
This heaping pot of mussels, a food I'm usually left unsatisfied with, was enough to fulfill any normal appetite. The fries were crispy, the broth was tasty, and the mussels were delicious.
I don't know if…More »
7. The Redwood
Before arriving in Seattle I was warned of hipster bars with black and white bogey movies playing on projector screens. Well......
Still, the Manny's was a flowin', the people were pleasant, and I enjoyed this little slice of hispster paradise.
8. Zayda Buddy's Pizza & Bar
I'm unhappy that I left half of my damned sandwich in the fridge of the apt I was staying at in Seattle. I did however, enjoy the half of a tasty turkey sandwich I ate.
The gravy fries were fantastic. I want more. Now.
9. Lock & Keel Tavern
My first bar in Seattle!
Bartender was cool, he helped out by recreating one of my favorite shots for my first drink as a 26 year old. The people inside were pleasant enough, there was a fella outside who helped us break into an impromptu blues…More »
10. Conor Byrne Pub
I didn't eat, as it was too late.
I didn't see a band, again, as it was too late.
Perhaps this isn't a "fair" review, but the draft lines are dirty, and the beer tasted gross.
11. Poquitos
Boring food in a pleasant atmosphere.
Weak salsa, mediocre guac, and poor tacos
12. Elysian Fields
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 382-4498
Categories:
American (New),
Breweries,
Bars
Neighbourhood: Pioneer Square
Meh. Decent beer, yeah, but I hate getting told where I CAN'T stand.
You don't want me to stand somewhere? Tell me where I can go. Jesus.
13. Old Town Alehouse
Seattle, WA 98107
(206) 782-8323
Categories:
Pubs,
Restaurants
Neighbourhood: Ballard
You can't make a bad sandwich taste good by charging too much and overusing horseradish sauce. The french dip ain't good folks, and those fries are weird. Was that cumin on them? Fries shouldn't have cumin.
Recently updated lists from Josh W.
And now, Food Trucks (5)Here is where I will continue to list food trucks I eat from. |
MOAR GRAVY FRIES (5)Possibly my new favorite food, join me as I sample gravy fries around the world, but mostly near where I live. |
Freedom Trail Bar Crawl: ROUND TWO (6)Similar to the first one, but longer and more populated. |
Taco Taco (8)I'll fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses |
Worst Places Eva (30)Seriously awful. Stay away. |
Wicked Local (11)My life in Brighton. |
Best Places Eva (11)If you don't agree with me, well you are dumb. |
Freedom Trail Pub Crawl (5)This was our first Freedom Trail pub crawl. Five bars from 3 to around 12:30. There are others that will be added, but these are the stops on the first. |
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Somerville, MA
Yelping SinceFebruary 2009
Things I LoveCooking, thrash metal, comic books, eating, normal books, Rodney Mullen, baseball, fish, Ralph's Chadwick Square Diner, Fried Chicken, American Death Metal.
Find Me InNow in Union Square
My HometownMilton MA
When I'm Not Yelping...Work, school
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBrutally minimalistic, flargrantly honest
My Favourite MovieSLC Punk or Pleasantville
My Last Meal On EarthStuffed pork tenderloin
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...No one cares you went to a restaurant with. Actually, tell everyone.
Most Recent DiscoveryYou people wouldn't know a dive bar if it kicked you in the crotch.
Current CrushJulianna Guill