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1. Sirius Satellite Radio
New York, NY 10020
(212) 584-5100
Category:
Radio Stations
Neighbourhoods: Midtown West, Theater District
You tune into KC's reviews because you want to see how the other half lives. Poor people do lots of things that KC doesn't understand. One of those things is listening to FM radio.
When you see KC in one of his outrageously expensive German imports,…More »
2. The Bungalow Restaurant
Ya know how you and your family regularly go to Olive Garden or some other crappy chain restaurant? KC and Mrs. KC kick it at The Bungalow.
Things overheard in the bar at The Bungalow on a Wednesday evening:
"Why are there poor, lonely women in OC when…More »
3. Neiman Marcus
With winter fast approaching and the inevitable temperature plunge into the 50s, it was time to go shoe shopping. A pimp like KC can't be wearing summer styles into fall. Who does that?
Off to Neiman Marcus, of course. KC has had his eye on these…More »
4. Nekter Juice Bar
Stranger: Excuse me? Are you KC?
KC: Yes ma'am?
Stranger: My God! You are gorgeous.
KC: Yes.
Stranger: Your hair, eyes, skin, teeth...even your gait as you stroll down the street. Are you still modeling?
KC: You've seen KC's work in Milan and Paris. But…More »
5. Pelican Hill Golf Club
Ya know that six degrees of Kevin Bacon game that's based on the concept that that our vast world is smaller than we perceive? For KC, it isn't Kevin Bacon; it's freaking David Spade. Long story... but suffice it to say, that dude is everywhere. One…More »
6. South Coast Plaza
The best way to review a behemoth like South Coast Plaza is to use an analogy that all of us can digest as relevant and important to daily life. No, no...not the crisis of Iran's escalating nuclear arsenal and Israel's imminent path to disarm those…More »
7. Dulan's Soul Food Kitchen
When KC and Kareem do lunch, he usually drives because KC's BMW 750Li doesn't afford Kareem the leg room he needs. Today was a different story...my pal has been having a really shitty week...car in the shop, disrespect at the office, wife not…More »
8. Javier's Crystal Cove
You're a piece of my heart, you're the air I breathe, you're just so special to me. KC will be seeing you, Vanessa, at happy hour this week. #half #noprenup
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7/31/2009
Pure Orange County Genius!!!
If one was to make the perfect OC cocktail for an out of town guest, it… Read more »
9. Tradewinds Carmel
Dear Tradewinds,
You teeter-tottered between 4 and 5 stars.
The 4's:
** Fireplace didn't work the first night when KC was about to get the hell down with Mrs. KC. Fortunately, the fire in KC's loins did the trick until the fireplace was fixed for the…More »
10. San Diego Paradise Point Resort & Spa
KC: Just think, baby...this is how poor people camp but not at all.
Mrs. KC: Poor people camp because it's a means for them to vacation like the privileged.
KC: But we're camping. Brought steaks, potatoes, mushrooms, wine...got a grill, cooler AND an…More »
11. The St. Regis Princeville Resort
$15 for the Anti-Oxidant Blues. Check the photo for the concoction, bitches.
Since then, KC has picked up all the ingredients to bring a bit of aloha back to our Seal Beach mansion. Nothing like building the cocktail, looking west over the Pacific and…More »
12. Duffy Electric Boats Of Newport Beach
Do this today. Trust KC. KC wouldn't lie about something as awesome as this.
Proposed to Mrs. KC on one broken knee on one of their Duffys. Duffy love...Duffy love.
14. Lido Theatres
February 23, 2008 .... Saturday matinee the day before the Academy Awards.
Mrs. KC: Wow. This theater is awesome! And there's nobody in here. Can we sit upstairs in the balcony terrace section?
KC: If Juno sucks...ya know it's kinda private up there.…More »
15. Mission Ranch
Carmel, CA 93923
(831) 624-6436
Categories:
Restaurants,
Venues & Event Spaces,
Hotels
KC's pal, Clint texted KC, "Good morning a-hole. In town for another night so stop by the ranch and I'll let you buy me a beer." Unfortunately, our tee time at Spanish Bay was a little too late to catch the old geezer (he goes to bed at like 8pm).
…More »
16. Rocky's Crown Pub
San Diego, CA 92109
(858) 273-9140
Try as KC might...he can't make a burger this good...yet. KC will fight to live another day. Almost worth the drive down to PB. May KC franchise this in OC?
If Mrs. KC doesn't get a Rocky burger monthly, she becomes grumpy and unruly.
17. Mutt Lynch's
People come to KC for advice. How many schooners to drain at Mutt Lynch's? Should you add Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe" as your ring tone? How do I avoid herpes? When is it the right time to leave a job?
1.) The correct amount of schooners at Mutts is…More »
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7/6/2009
First of all...KC has been to more bars than you so listen up. Second, please do not be scared of… Read more »
18. Adelaida Cellars Inc
After a great morning at JUSTIN, we were eager to pour ourselves back onto sleek, twisting Adelaida Road. We were in need of a sandwich but I was determined to hit Adelaida Cellars. Drove up the hill, past the walnut grove and bellied up to the bar…More »
19. Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
After two weeks in Cairo helping overthrow Hosni Mubarak, it was time for KC and his buddies to blow off a little steam.
Thankfully Marc, the lifeguard knows people in Vegas so when we hopped out of the consulate vehicle, it was straight to VIP...no…More »
20. Palms
wait a minute. what happened with the rule what happens in vegas..."
are you tryin to get me in trouble?
the palms, t.i., doubling down on 17 and pulled a three...yet the dealer drew a 6 card 21, 20 dudes in the suite for the bachelor festivities,…More »
21. The Westin Michigan Avenue Chicago
Chicago, IL 60611
(312) 943-7200
Categories:
Hotels,
Restaurants
Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, Streeterville
We stay here 90% of the time while in Chicago.
*It's an excellent location that is a $15 cab ride from just about everything
*Good bar
*Nice food in the bar...chicken pot pie!
*Great beds
*Clean lobby
*Updated look to the rooms
*Solid workout room
…More »
22. Normita's Surf City Taco
Dammit, KC'll finally review this place. Was hoping to keep this KC's little secret but it seems the cat is outta the bag. Normita lists a very limited menu which in KC's opinion should be shortened to ONLY the fish taco. Many times KC has planned…More »
23. California State Lottery
KC is thrilled to be here at this press conference. Thank you for being here.
Although KC could give a crap about things like school funding or whatever horse-bleep scam the lottery pretends to be, KC is willing to accept the $133,000,000 from his…More »
24. Fleming's Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar
So good that the debate rages on and on and on. Ruth's, Mastro's or Fleming's.
5:30- Dump the little one at grandma's.
6:00- Dirty martini at the bar... yes please. Good people watching.
6:45- Great table, chill the Chandon, let the Tobin breath.
6:46-…More »
25. Delmonico Steakhouse
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 414-1992
Categories:
Steakhouses,
Cajun/Creole
Neighbourhood: The Strip
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Goddamn that was expensive.
But it was awesome. Mrs. KC and I prefer extravagant splurges over giving each other birthday gifts. Woke her up on her b-day and told her to pack a bag. Next thing ya know we are landing in…More »
26. Hyatt Regency Lake Tahoe
Contemplated giving this HR a one star rating! Why? Because KC envisioned management contacting him to...ya know... make this review "go away" with a little free night at their property.
But alas, KC can't do it. As usual, Hyatt Regency is an elite…More »
27. Pacific Coast Highway/Laguna Beach
What is PCH? Isn't it that winding road from Mendocino all the way down to San Diego? As it turns out...no.
Our friends to the north have the mercurial Highway 1 which peaks in Carmel and bottoms out near Cambria. Between these two points on the map…More »
28. Artisan
KC has been to some of the finest restaurants in the U.S. In fact, Mrs. KC and KC planned this trip around dining at French Laundry in Napa to see how it measured up to other elite experiences we've shared. Without question, the meal at Artisan was…More »
Recently updated lists from KC O.
Places where KC has seen God (12)Jesus doesn't count....just God. Dude shows up sometimes, man. And no, He doesn't have a beard. He's usually a chick with nice buns and a solid rack. |
Places where KC has been asked if he's a model (17)And not one of those hand models but like a real studly fashion model. |
PIZZA in OC/LA (28)KC knows pizza. You don't. |
Rolling in the Deep (21)Filet-O-Fish and fish tacos. #donthateson |
Places KC Takes Mrs. KC to Get Some!!! (16)bow chicka bow wow... |
Places to Hide after Committing a Felony (9)Sometimes mistakes happen. Don't get caught! Lots of other felons hang in these places so you'll be among friends...and if the cops pop in...you can point the finger elsewhere. Jangamesh! |
This Place is Dead Anyway. (40)Travel with KC and Mrs. KC! Off to the airport... |
The Asian Diet (38)There are many things that come from the Far East that KC and Mrs KC enjoy. Today, our pressing need is bathing suit prep. Kauai is just weeks away and we need to get our healthy on. For the month of March, we are on the Asian Diet. Goal?? Squeeze into the old swim suits. Farewell tacos, burgers, pasta and pizza. See you in a month.** disclaimer....this was the Oriental Diet but KC has learned that things termed Oriental are low class Asian items such as a "redneck" is to white guy items. ** |
7 Last Meals (7)One week to live...here is my Monday through Sunday. Good-bye cruel world! |
Coal in Stocking List (27)The one where Santa comes to your house to jack your stuff. These people and businesses disappoint not only KC but Santa too. You should be ashamed. |
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Yelping SinceDecember 2008
Things I LoveMrs. KC, Baby KC and Brudizzle
Find Me Inshallow unless Extenze is helping.
My HometownMelbourne, Oz
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...KC gettin' he nails did and avoiding poor people. #pimpgame
Why You Should Read My ReviewsAn ongoing love letter to Mrs. KC & you'll get KC's take on atmosphere
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadIf You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs
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My Favourite MovieFrom Justin to Kelly or Beerfest
My Last Meal On Earthrib eye, cab sauv, creamed spinach, mushrooms and Mrs. KC for dessert
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...Bourdain's ex-wife Nancy is family. Anthony has stolen his cool from KC. #thief
Most Recent DiscoveryPeople that say beauty is within are ugly.
Current CrushMrs. KC