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 1. Aphrodite's Organic Café and Pie Shop

3598 4th Ave W
Vancouver, BC V6R 1N8
(604) 733-8308

Category: Canadian (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

5.0 star rating
  4/16/2009

Even though this place charges a little more than what I'm usually willing to pay for things like pie ($7.50 a slice!) I think it's well worth it - organic and scrumptious all the way!

Their 3 course dinners might look expensive when you view them a…More »

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 2. Timbre Restaurant

2068 Commercial Dr
Vancouver, BC V5N 4B2
(604) 215-7515

Categories: Bars, Canadian (New)

Neighbourhoods: Grandview-Woodlands, The Drive

3.0 star rating
  7/22/2009

Atmosphere definitely deserves a full four stars. Modern rustic: It looks like a log cabin, it smells like cedar, yum, with a lively and unpretentious atmosphere.

The food however left me dangling my mouse over the 2 star for quite some…More »

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 3. Bi-Rite Creamery

3692 18th St
San Francisco, CA 94110
USA
(415) 626-5600

Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt

Neighbourhood: Mission

5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/30/2010

The last time I had soft serve was a twisted cone at McD's...circa 1999. So you may imagine that my eyes were bright with anticipation, my lips were breaking into a smile and that I was practically begging by the time I made it through the line and…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    5/8/2009

    Perhaps my 5 stars stems from the fact that I was blown away that on a Tuesday night there was a… Read more »

 4. Big City Cupcakes - CLOSED

2206 W 4th Ave
Vancouver, BC V6K 1N8
(604) 736-8881

Category: Desserts

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

3.0 star rating
  7/18/2009 First to Review

Screeeeech (that's the sound of my car brakes); kerplunk (that's the sound of my farm fresh produce falling off the seat); yippie (that's the sound of me as I skip towards the new cupcake shop)

It's okay to have a cupcake for brekkie right?

Just opened…More »

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 5. Boneta Restaurant

12 Water Street
Vancouver, BC V6B 1A5
(604) 684-1844

Categories: Wine Bars, French

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

5.0 star rating
  4/3/2009

Be warned - you will be smiling and bopping in your chair during your whole Boneta experience.

To start the evening, I surprised myself in choosing "The Vancouver" martini. Nothing in it sounded like what I would want in a drink, but I love my town…More »

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 6. Milwaukee Market Creamery - CLOSED

1342 Hornby St
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1W5
(778) 989-0580

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt

Neighbourhood: Downtown

4.0 star rating
  5/10/2009

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chocolate frozen deliciousness with pistachios to top it all off. Feels richer than ice cream, but the owner told me it has less fat (if that's a selling feature for you). For me, it was the fact that it was so thick it stuck to my spoon,…More »

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 7. Gelarmony

1094 Denman Street
Vancouver, BC V6G 2M8
(604) 647-6638

Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  6/30/2009

When life throws you lemons, make some lemon gelato...or in my case - run straight to the dark chocolate and say "better make it a double."

I was so excited to see that one of the frozen case of goodies contained 1/2 sorbetto, 1/2 soy gelato; while…More »

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 8. Max's Bakery & Delicatessen

3105 Oak St
Vancouver, BC V6H 2L2
(604) 733-4838

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: Shaughnessy, Fairview Slopes

3.0 star rating
  7/8/2009

Nom, nom, nom, nom! So many sugary, buttery, rich pastries...what should I chose? That almond butter and chocolate croissant looks like it has a day's worth of carbs--let's have one of those! Okay, so there's no denying it, it was incredible...but…More »

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 9. Sweet Obsession Cakes & Pastries

2611 16th Ave W
Vancouver, BC V6K 3C2
(604) 739-0555

Categories: Desserts, Bakeries

5.0 star rating
  3/6/2009

If I admitted just how many times I have been here, or just how many of their delectable desserts I have drooled over before taking a bite --you may think I'm an addict.

The St. Honore, mango cheesecake and everything chocolate in between - there…More »

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 10. Sweet Revenge

4160 Main St
Vancouver, BC V5V 3P7
(604) 879-7933

Category: Desserts

Neighbourhood: Riley Park

2.0 star rating
  7/25/2009

Maybe all the hype led to my disappointment, but I actually think my me-thinks-not feeling started to stick as soon as I stepped foot inside...literally.

In lieu of a standard review, I give you "The Rules."

Rule #1 - Step lightly. The floor is so…More »

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 11. Cupcakes On Denman

1168 Denman Street
Vancouver, BC V6G 2M9
(604) 974-1300

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  Update - 8/5/2010

A place that hand delivers a gift box consisting of mini cupcakes on your birthday deserves a fourth star.

It's been about a year since my last Cupcakes review. Since that time, I've tested out the other cupcakeries in town, I've eaten a lot of cake,…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    8/12/2009

    I have sat on the fence about cupcakes, not my love for them, but how I feel about "Cupcakes." I… Read more »

 12. Tartine Bread & Pies

770 Beach Avenue
Vancouver, BC V6Z 3E2
(604) 685-7437

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/6/2010

I love me some tarts, tarts, tarts. I need those tarts, tarts, tarts. Give me those tarts, tarts, tarts.

Tartine bread has become a staple in my kitchen (not sliced, thanks!), and every week or so, I skip out to "grocery shop" and give myself a wee…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    9/26/2009

    The apple turnover crumbs I saved on my chin make for the best leftovers. I licked the inside of the… Read more »

 13. Butter Baked Goods

4321 Dunbar St
Vancouver, BC V6S 2G2
(604) 221-4333

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhood: Dunbar-Southlands

5.0 star rating
  12/4/2009

Sniff-sniff
Sniff-sniff
Sniff-sniff...
Like a dog who can pick up the scent of a criminal or someone in distress, I have an eagle-eye nose ;p when it comes to tracking the smell of baked goods all the way across town.

Overcome with a spicy aroma, I was…More »

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 14. Farm Cottage Bakery

419 Columbia St East
New Westminster, BC V3L 3X3
(604) 524-5533

Categories: Bakeries, Delis

4.0 star rating
  1/11/2010

Rainy Saturday and I'm in New West wondering what the heck I'm gonna eat for lunch. But no need to fear, Christine R pointed me and my tummy in the right direction.

The new location on E Columbia has great street parking and a modern but traditional…More »

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 15. Society Dining Lounge

1257 Hamilton St
Vancouver, BC V6B 6K3
(604) 629-8800

Categories: Diners, Canadian (New)

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Yaletown

3.0 star rating
  4/30/2010

Lunchtime, Dine Out Vancouver Menu, company of a good girlfriend and a seat on the patio. From the outside everything looked wonderful however, i can't help but humming Kate Perry's, Hot 'n Cold http://www.youtube.com... as I write my tale:

Hot -…More »

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 16. New Town Bakery & Restaurant

158 Pender Street E
Vancouver, BC V6A 1T3
(604) 689-7835

Categories: Bakeries, Chinese

Neighbourhood: Chinatown

4.0 star rating
  6/7/2010

Just how much butter does New Town go through in a day? I imagine truckloads and truckloads with mornings filled with the sweet scent of baking in the back. I base my hypothesis solely on the crispiness of their butterfly crisps, the flakiness of…More »

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 17. Kreation Artisan Bakery

3357 Cambie St
Vancouver, BC V5Z 2W6
(604) 871-9119

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhoods: South Cambie, Riley Park

4.0 star rating
  7/18/2010

Raspberry black forest cupcake -- I think I'm in love with your moist dark chocolate body and your REAL raspberry frosting top (plus seeds)

In my dream world I am sitting on top of a pillowy cloud (likely made of whip cream) and I have a tower of…More »

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 18. Thierry Chocolaterie Patisserie Cafe

1059 Alberni Street
Vancouver, BC V6E 1A1
(604) 608-6870

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts, Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhoods: West End, Downtown

4.0 star rating
  8/22/2011

If I were to design a home, it would have hints of Thierry. Bits of bamboo, glass, dark woods -- oh and macarons, many, many colours of macarons.

After trying the Macaron of the day (Ginger), I bought a 7 pack with lime and coffee creations. I do…More »

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 19. French Made Baking

81 Kingsway
Vancouver, BC V5T 3J1
(604) 558-4880

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

5.0 star rating
  4/30/2012

The most exciting dates for me occur when friends (this time Reena M) suggest we meet somewhere I've never actually stepped foot in. Yes, that's right, "Hi, I'm Crystal H, long time enjoyer of a French Made Baking macaron, first time visitor" to the…More »

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