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1. High Line Rink
Manhattan, NY 10001
Category:
Skating Rinks
Neighbourhoods: Chelsea, Midtown West
Pssst. Over here. Hurry, there isn't much time left because this rink full o'good times closes on Sept 26th. People, trust me on this one -- stop reading this now and just GO!!!
But if you must:
- Admission: $10 for children under age 13 and $12 for…More »
2. Avenue
I came here for brunch after running the Long Branch Half Marathon [like an ass! Why do I do this shit?]. 4 people, $222. Perhaps I was delirious from my run and didn't notice the exorbitant prices, but in the end, it was freaking worth it!
The…More »
3. Cooperage Inn
Came here on a Sunday afternoon for a quick bite to eat before hitting up the vineyards. Unbeknownst to us, we came during Cooperage Inn's Fall Festival, which is pretty much a big ole backyard bbq with live music. This place was poppin'.
The…More »
4. Liv Vodka
Wow, who would have thunk it -- vodka made in Long Island? Well well Long Island, I have underestimated the power of your crunk.
The chicas and I stumbled here [literally] after a long day of stuffing our pie holes with delicious locally grown food…More »
5. Paradise
I really could care less about anything that comes out of J.Lo's mouth, however she must have cast a spell on me when she said to "Dance the night away/Live your life ,and stay young on the floor/Dance the night away/ Grab somebody drink a little…More »
6. Provence Marinaside
Vancouver, BC V6Z 2Y3
Canada
(604) 681-4144
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain. So says one of the Ten Commandments.
Weeeeelll, forgive me Father/Lord/God, for I have sinned. I called your name about 1000 times in vain @ Provence Marinaside. But seriously, Lord, have you ever…More »
7. The Fat Black Pussycat
New York, NY 10012
(212) 533-4790
Categories:
Dance Clubs,
Bars
Neighbourhood: Greenwich Village
Fat Black = Happy Hour!
This place has been my cure for the common suck for years! Fat Black has a bit of an identity crisis, so there's something for everyone. The entrance is faux-chic, but gets annoyingly crowded so I'd suggest walking to the…More »
8. Bier International
New York, NY 10026
(212) 280-0944
Great, relaxed spot for meeting up with friends. I'm not a beer drinker, but I thoroughly enjoyed their wine selection. Try the rioja, if you're into reds. There are some wonderful veg-friendly food options as well. I fancied the Mediterranean…More »
9. The Delancey
New York, NY 10002
(212) 254-9920
If you told me that a rooftop jungle paradise existed in this Fug McFuglyville corner of Manhattan, I would have called you a liar and de-friended you on Facebook immediately! Actually no, that de-friending shit is so 2009. What I would have done is…More »
10. GYM Sports Bar
Met my gay husbands at this 'sports bar' for happy hour. Sure there are big screen tv's with games on it, but nobody's really paying attention. Besides it's hard to watch sports when you're busy dancing to the beats of Gloria Gaynor and Madonna.…More »
11. Bergenline Gelato
Gelato = YUM!
It sucks that the other reviewers had bad experiences, because I had nothing but butterflies and unicorns doing back flips in my mouth from their delectable gelatos. My only conundrum was selecting just one flavor. I sampled the baci,…More »
12. Archetypus Cafe
It's world away from this crazy world. Edgewater's best kept secret is indeed a welcome reprieve and different dining experience altogether. Do this:
- Go when it's dark.
- Bring a bottle [or two, or three] of vino. [Long live BYOB!]
- Ask to be…More »
13. Garden Café
Holy secret Manhattan!
This lovely cafe is tucked in the outer reaches of Manhattan, although the commute is super easy for North Jerseyans!
We came here for brunch on a day hotter than hell, but refused to sit indoors. Nuh-uh, not when there's…More »
14. Greenvale Vineyards
Portsmouth, RI 02871
(401) 847-3777
***Confetti and jazz hands for my 100th review. Woot woot! ***
While road tripping to Providence for a half marathon, the homeslice and I decided to take a little detour to Greenvale Vineyards. Because you know, drinking wine is the best way to…More »
15. Langosta Lounge
This place is full of surprises, both good and bad.
The Good: Food.
Everything I ate was creative and delightful. Who would think to pair vegetable samosas with a sweet chile tzaziki sauce? Talk about a party in my mouth. Don't even get me started on…More »
16. New Leaf
New York, NY 10040
(212) 568-5323
Category:
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Washington Heights
The amigos and I went here for a belated New Year celebration. We're budget diners, but decided to splurge on what promised to be an exceptional brunch experience, based on reviews and Zagat ratings. Weeeell, here's the delio -
The Good:
-Location:…More »
Recently updated lists from Juliette J.
New Jersey Delights (40)NYC restaurants are the shiznit but so are the legions of under-rated gems in North Jersey. Don't be hatin'. There is no need to cross bridges and tunnels to get the best of any cuisine. It is right here, in your backyard. |
Tourist in a Familiar Land (12)Must see NYC. Go here, do this! |
Down the Shore (9)Oh the horror, that Jersey Shore. //sarcasm |
Here comes the not-bride (4)Happenings 'n things for other people's weddings. |
Tender Loving Care (6)For when the body is weary. |
Yes Please, NYC! (34)Places still loved by this [former] jaded New Yorker |
Once upon a Yelp... (11)Hookups courtesy Yelp. #winning |
ROTD (2)Thanks for the FUC! |
Wanderlusting: Barcelona Edition (12)If I didn't run out of money, I would have stayed here...FOREVER! |
Eat the cake, Anna Mae! (10)What I would give to have someone (except Ike) shove cake in my face. Until then, my sweet tooth approves of me shoving my own face with delightful and decadent treats from these spots! |
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Bergen County, NJ
Yelping SinceJuly 2010
Things I Lovecilantro, my passport, breakfast, lunch, dinner, running, spotify, big bang theory
Find Me Ina restaurant stuffing my pie hole
My HometownEl Mundo
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm eating
Why You Should Read My Reviewsbecause....
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadThe Memory of Running
My First ConcertMichael Jackson
My Favourite MovieForrest Gump
My Last Meal On EarthChicken kebab and Big Mac with super sized french fries
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I'm a vegetarian
Most Recent DiscoveryCuban corn. Jeebus!
Current CrushA man in the kitchen