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 1. Koerner Hall

273 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1W2
(416) 408-0208

Category: Music Venues

Neighbourhoods: University of Toronto, Downtown Core

5.0 star rating
  11/10/2010 First to Review

I've spent a bit of time trying to decide who should get my 100th review, and it has to be this hidden gem of a venue, Koerner Hall.

"Koerner Hall is an 1,135 seat venue designed in the tradition of the classic "shoebox" venues of Europe.  With its…More »

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 2. Stout Irish Pub

221 Carlton St
Toronto, ON M5A 2L2
(647) 344-7676

Categories: Pubs, Gastropubs

5.0 star rating
  11/8/2011

It's not just a little teapot, nor short.  So glad to have found this place and shared with my fellow yelpers.  Situated in the heart of Cabbagetown, it's much more of  a local pub than an event bar.  Low key, not overly loud, but buzzing on a Friday…More »

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 3. Danish Pastry Shop

1017 Pape Ave
East York, ON M4K 3V8
(416) 425-8877

Category: Bakeries

Neighbourhood: East York

5.0 star rating
  5/4/2012

Holy Jabezus Mother of Murphy this place is good.  A coworker regularly brings in a box-o-treats and I'm a sucker for pastries.  But these box-o-crazy-goodness is some of the best I've ever had.  The custard is as good as general custer's last stand…More »

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 4. The Raq

739 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1G1
(416) 504-9120

Categories: Pool Halls, Bars

Neighbourhoods: Niagara, West Queen West

4.0 star rating
  3/26/2010

Way back in the day, this was on my circuit for a hang-out joint.  The foods pretty decent, the pool tables are alright, music on the weekend, a great deck overlooking Queen west, and super flirty waitresses who knew the right things to say to me and…More »

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 5. Beach Fairway Golf Range

411 Victoria Park Ave
Toronto, ON M4E 3T3
(416) 686-4101

Category: Golf

Neighbourhood: Upper Beach

5.0 star rating
  6/1/2010 First to Review

It's one of two Golf Driving ranges in Toronto, and is a bit more affordable and has a bit better set up than Polson Pier (the only other range).

Even though this place is packed every afternoon and weekend whenever the sun is out, the city is looking…More »

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 6. PORT Restaurant

1289 Wharf St
Pickering, ON L1W 1A2
(905) 839-7678

Categories: Seafood, Steakhouses

4.0 star rating
  10/11/2010 First to Review

This is one of the better hidden gems in the GTA.  I'd classify Port as a Joey Don Mills, Moxies & Milestonesque fusionesquey "premium casual" dinning experience.  But it's got one thing none of these other restaurants have: a harbour view!  

Why…More »

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 7. Sukho Thai

274 Parliament St
Toronto, ON M5A 3A4
(416) 913-8846

Category: Thai

4.0 star rating
  9/15/2010

After hearing about this place for a while now, I finally got the opportunity to pay this place a visit.  As you can see it's highly touted by yelpers and "the elites" alike, but when a good foodie friend (a writer, who'd be a great contributor to…More »

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 8. Menchie's Frozen Yogurt

865 York Mills Road
North York, ON M3B 1Y6
(647) 344-0092
4.0 star rating
  4/30/2012

Damn it.. why did they have to open one so close to my work??  I actually prefer good frozen yogurt over ice cream now, and Menchie's is pretty darn good.  

My standard mix is the Cake Batter and Cookie'n Cream.  Unfortunately they rotate their…More »

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 9. Xococava

1560 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4T 2S9
(416) 979-9916

Category: Desserts

Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park

4.0 star rating
  6/18/2010

Let me reveal to you how I score some big brownie points with "da ladies" (pronounced as suavely as you think it's pronouced)... I hit up Xococava.  

I personally am a huge fan of their in season fruit based home made icecreams.  It's usually some…More »

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 10. Le Cafe Michi

1802 Pharmacy Ave
Toronto, ON M1T 1H6
(416) 490-9688

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese

Neighbourhood: Scarborough

4.0 star rating
  3/18/2011 ROTD 12/1/2011

Café Michi is in a bit of a hood
But the food is really quite good

Michi is so small, so fun, so peachy.
It fills a spot that's a bit nich-ey.

Though the sushi is a bit pricier than it should.

I would recommend ordering from the set menu
Getting a slice of…More »

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 11. Stoney's Bread Company

323 Kerr St
Oakville, ON L6K 3B6
(905) 849-3627

Categories: Italian, Sandwiches

5.0 star rating
  Update - 4/26/2011

Came back here with Vivek, Mel C. and other friends and shared 4 pizzas and 2 bowls of mussels... it's still soooooo yummy!  Like I don't mean just mmmm omnomnom yummy.  I mean "C is for Cookie" OMNOMNOMNOMNOM NOM NOm Nom yummy!

One tip: Shrooms!  The…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    3/21/2011

    Holy F%$! Lovely Allen!  

    Who needs drugs to get stoned when you have Stoney's?  This place makes me… Read more »

 12. Polson Pier Driving Range

11 Polson St
Toronto, ON M5A 1A4
(416) 469-5655

Category: Golf

3.0 star rating
  6/3/2010

Cons: Probably the most expensive public driving range in Toronto that's not indoors, especially on the weekends.  However you can reduce that by buying 2 tokens for $20 for an average sized bucket.  Because its automated, you can also use these on…More »

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 13. Off The Hook

749 Broadview Avenue
Toronto, ON M4K
(416) 465-4356

Categories: Gluten-Free, Fish & Chips

Neighbourhood: Riverdale

5.0 star rating
  11/17/2011

Off the hook, is completely off the chain!

Went with some coworker's here for lunch and we were all wowed.  I mean it's just fish and chips right?  The main reason we came here was because my colleague has a gluten allergy, and it's tough finding…More »

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 14. Japanese Canadian Cultural Centre

6 Garamond Crt
North York, ON M3C 1Z4
(416) 441-2345
4.0 star rating
  3/6/2011

Lovely facility that hosts the annual Spring Festival.  It's a modern space inside that is kept up meticulously.   Kobayashi hall inside is fairly large with a stage.  It was two Judo/Martial arts rooms.  A very tiny library and a bunch of meeting…More »

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 15. Pantheon Restaurant

407 Danforth Ave
Toronto, ON M4K 1P1
(416) 778-1929

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean

Neighbourhoods: Greektown, Riverdale

5.0 star rating
  7/25/2011

We were here to celebrate Lauren M's 400th Review!!  

So with that.. I'll defer to her review.  But the place was excellent!  The complimentary cake pushed it over the top and bought an extra star.

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 16. BMB Karaoke and Music Studio

593 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6G 1K5
(416) 533-8786

Categories: Specialty Schools, Karaoke

Neighbourhoods: Koreatown, Palmerston, Seaton Village

3.0 star rating
  7/27/2011

Not sure how.. but somehow a group of us ended up here on a Saturday night because the waiting list at Snakes and Latte was over 2 hours long!

In my youth, private room Karaoke was the place you go to because if you come from an asian family, you…More »

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 17. Tarragon Theatre

30 Bridgman Ave
Toronto, ON M5R 1X3
(416) 531-1827

Category: Performing Arts

Neighbourhood: Casa Loma

4.0 star rating
  11/22/2011

I recently got to participate in providing feedback on a dry run script read, and forgot about the charms of this local theatre.  

It almost feels like this place is geared towards others in the guild, but the venue itself is appealing for hard core…More »

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 18. TIFF Bell Lightbox

350 King St W
Toronto, ON M5V 3X5
(416) 599-8433

Category: Cinema

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  Update - 9/19/2011

Theatre 1 is a fairly regularly sized megaloplex type screen.  Big comfy chairs.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    9/16/2011

    i've been looking so long at these moving pictures of
    you that i almost belive that they're real… Read more »

 19. Wildfire Steakhouse & Wine Bar

3438 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4N 2M9
(416) 483-4800
3.0 star rating
  2/3/2011

Hit the Wildfire for a Winterlicious lunch.  Luckily because of "Snowmagedon", this place was dead and without a reservation we were able to go.

As with all Winterlicious reviews, it's different from their regular service, but in this case, because of…More »

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 20. Niwatei

3160 Steeles Ave E
Markham, ON L3R 3W4
(905) 513-6492

Category: Japanese

4.0 star rating
  7/8/2010 First to Review

Ramen lovers are a picky bunch.  If you don't believe me just do a Ramen search on Yelp and you'll find that most people who love this simple, delicious, cheap, soupy noodle dish will have zillion bits of feedback to provide.  From the texture of the…More »

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 21. Hawthorne Valley Golf

3470 Salem Rd
Pickering, ON L0H 1J0

Category: Golf

5.0 star rating
  8/30/2010 First to Review

This is one of the best Exec courses (Par 3s and 4s) in the GTA.  It's a very fun course that's not overly challenging, but enough to make it interesting for an avid golfer.  

It's also easily the best value you're going to find.  For a little over…More »

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 22. Khao San Road

326 Adelaide St W
Toronto, ON M5V 1R3
(647) 352-5773

Category: Thai

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core

5.0 star rating
  12/19/2011

[THE CANADIAN]
Khao San, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the Thai food world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the yelp boys…More »

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 23. Dolce Gelato

414 Danforth Ave
Toronto, ON M4K 1P3
(416) 546-2148

Categories: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt, Desserts

Neighbourhoods: The Danforth, Greektown

4.0 star rating
  8/19/2011

Domo arigato Dolce Gelato!

Me loves me a good gelato, and this new location in Greek town does the trick!  The best part is they allow for two flavours with a small cup.  I love my frozen treats, but I really don't need much of it to satisfy me.  Here…More »

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 24. Rebozos

126 Rogers Rd
Toronto, ON M6E 1P7
(416) 658-5001

Category: Mexican

4.0 star rating
  8/4/2011

Now daddy come first and daddy come next
Rebozos represent T-Mex
Silly punks jealous of the S-P-Mex
But your whole crew should be wearing Kotex
I'ma get by and I'ma get high
Thirteen five I'ma let my birds fly
Everybody knows that my back is not dry
If you…More »

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 25. Seduction Love Boutique

577 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 1Z2
(416) 966-6969

Categories: Lingerie, Adult

Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  5/13/2010

Ummm...Me and Jen M. were killing time before a Yelp event and uhhh decided to take a look see.  

It's uhhh.. a big space?

It had lots of dildos.

It had clothes that came in little boxes (which costs more than $40 might I add).

To my surprise, not that I…More »

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 26. Solo Sushi Bekkan

3 Grosvenor St
Toronto, ON M4Y 1A9
(416) 925-3388

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  8/25/2011

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm eatin' solo
I'm eatin' solo, I'm eatin' solo, solo

Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
Finally doing me and it feels so right, oh
Time to do the things I…More »

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 27. MoRoCo Chocolat

99 Yorkville Ave
Toronto, ON M5R 3K5
(416) 961-2202

Category: Chocolatiers and Shops

Neighbourhood: Yorkville

3.0 star rating
  3/19/2011

Let me contribute with a limited male perspective on this place.

Ummm.. Moroco Chocolat would be the exact opposite of Hooters or some kind of sports bar.  

I had the uhh.. lovely pleasure of being escorted by 6 lovely ladies after a lovely evening…More »

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 28. The Stockyards

699 St Clair Ave W
Toronto, ON M6C 1B2
(416) 658-9666

Categories: Canadian (Traditional), Barbeque, Southern

Neighbourhood: Wychwood

4.0 star rating
  Update - 4/28/2010

Oh Lord of Meats, King of Protein
Why dost thou mock me?  
What hath I done to deserve such displeasure?
With profound sadness I must remove'th a treasured star from thyne stockyard.

After my review I was in much need of oh so glorious meat that I…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    4/27/2010

    My Second Ode to the Smells and Taste of oh Glorious Meat and all Things Deep Fried.

    Much to the… Read more »

 29. Basilico Italian Bistro

2746 Victoria Park Ave
North York, ON M2J 4A8
(416) 494-8949

Category: Italian

4.0 star rating
  6/28/2011

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bells'll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella - Basilico!"
Hearts'll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
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 30. Ouzeri

500 Danforth Ave
Toronto, ON M4K 1P6
(416) 778-0500

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean

Neighbourhoods: The Danforth, Greektown

4.0 star rating
  1/31/2011

Ouzeri

A solid OmNom!  A SOLID Winterlicious lunch menu.  I've stopped going to Winterlicious pretty much because most restaurants really alter their menu and the service is just plain awful.  Why lure people in there only to give them something…More »

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 31. Cafe Moka

289 Kingston Rd E
Ajax, ON L1Z 1C4
(905) 239-4111
4.0 star rating
  8/23/2011 ROTD 3/13/2012

Super friendly service, great coffee, good grilled cheese and the owner loves football.  What else could I ask for?  Pretty much gave us the remote to the tv to pick the games we wanted to watch.

They provide complimentary flavour shots which goes…More »

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 32. Bannock

401 Bay St
Toronto, ON M5H 2Y4
(416) 861-6996

Category: Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/21/2011

Bannock!

I'm not the biggest O&B chain fan.  I find them a tad overrated and over priced.  But I was very pleasantly surprised at Bannock.  It's a very casual place located at the side of the Bay flagship store downtown.  Bannock is very similar to…More »

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 33. Guu Izakaya

398 Church Street
Toronto, ON M5B
(416) 977-0999

Categories: Japanese, Tapas Bars

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  3/3/2010

The oh so wonderful world of Guu.  

I miss guu.  I miss guu more than guu'll ever know.  I'm sorry I had to leave guu back in Vancouver oh so many years ago.   Guu know I had to.  I didn't have a choice.  My life was here out east, in Toronto, I…More »

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 34. Nova Era Bakery

1172 Dundas St W
Toronto, ON M6J 1X4
(416) 538-7700

Categories: Bakeries, Portuguese

Neighbourhoods: Dufferin Grove, Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Beaconsfield Village

4.0 star rating
  8/1/2011

I love European bakeries and have an affinity for family run Portuguese ones predominantly for one thing, Portuguese tarts!   They may look like Chinese egg tarts that have been accidentally burnt to a crisp, but they maybe one of the most…More »

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 35. Pizzeria Libretto

221 Ossington Ave
Toronto, ON M6J 2Z8
(416) 532-8000

Categories: Pizza, Italian

Neighbourhoods: Little Portugal, Ossington Strip, Trinity Bellwoods, Beaconsfield Village

3.0 star rating
  8/3/2011

(Domo Arigato, Pizzeria Libretto)
Domo Arigato, Pizzeria Libretto
Mata ahoo Hima de
Domo Arigato, Pizzeria Libretto
Himitsu wo Shiri tai

I've got a secret
I've been hiding
Under my skin

My stomach is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM

I'm just a man who
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 36. Royal Woodbine Golf Club

195 Galaxy Blvd
Etobicoke, ON M9W 6R7
(416) 674-7773

Category: Golf

Neighbourhood: Etobicoke

4.0 star rating
  8/30/2010

It's probably the nicest public course in the GTA.  It's also one of the more challenging ones because as their tag line promotes "water water everywhere".  This may have been the course that sent me into my first golf retirement 4 years ago.  After…More »

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 37. Jump Cafe & Bar

18 Wellington St W
Toronto, ON M5L 1G4
(416) 363-3400

Category: Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  7/14/2011

Luckily my birthday lands smack in the middle of Summerlicious, and get treated to some nice places around the city for the week.  

Some how Jump ends up being a spot I go to once a year, and well beggars can't be choosers and who am I to turn down a…More »

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 38. Real Sports Bar & Grill

15 York Street
Toronto, ON M5J 0A3
(416) 815-7325

Category: Sports Bars

3.0 star rating
  10/28/2010

This really isn't a full review... Let me explain.  I was planning on having some friends come here to see the UFC (Brocktober) event, and since none of us had ever been here, we were quite excited to do so.  With ESPN Mobile  recently giving this…More »

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 39. Empire Restaurant and Lounge

50 Cumberland Street
Toronto, ON M4W 1J5
(416) 840-8440

Categories: Nightlife, Canadian (New)

Neighbourhood: Yorkville

4.0 star rating
  1/27/2010 First to Review

Review on the Run:

Managed to go on a half price menu night. Had the Antipasto Dish for starters, for the main I wanted the Grilled Marlin but they had ran out, so instead I had the Rib-eye with Parmsen fries. Awesome fries, and the Rib-eye was done…More »

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 40. OM Restaurant and Bar

1439 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M6R 1A1
(416) 532-3901

Categories: Indian, Himalayan/Nepalese

Neighbourhood: Parkdale

3.0 star rating
  3/13/2011

Ummm.. uhhh... Om..

This place has been on my TDL (To do list) for a while now and on a whim went tonight.

Om err.. was not exactly Omnomerific, but that might have been because of what we ordered vs the general quality of the place.  We shared a…More »

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Location

Toronto, ON

Yelping Since

December 2009

My Hometown

The Far East York

The Last Great Book I Read

Outliers by Malcom Gladwell

My Last Meal On Earth

Taco Duck.

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