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Dan "Agent Provacateur" J.'s Profile
Dan vs. the World.
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1. Vancouver International Airport
I thought I was home free:
Security: To your left sir.
Me: (continue walking toward the exit on my left which is of course on his right) Thanks.
Security: To. Your. Left. Sir.
Me: You mean right?
2 more security walk toward me: Both yell "TO YOUR LEFT!"
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2. Alexander Lamb Antiques
Walked in on a sunny afternoon. Was looking for several antique frames for my upcoming show. The shop was quaint, cluttered and intriguing. A tall slender man was standing near a desk. He looked like a character from a Jules Verne novel with a straw…More »
3. 1&1 Internet
Chesterbrook, PA 19087
USA
(877) 461-2631
Categories:
IT Services & Computer Repair,
Internet Service Providers
Holy jeez, this is my conversation with tech support:
ME: Yes, is your e-mail server blacklisted? I'm not receiving e-mail from my address attached to my domain name.
TECH SUPPORT: Yes, we know about the problem. All our servers are blacklisted.
ME: Do…More »
4. JJ Bean Coffee Roasters
Vancouver, BC V6B 1E4
(604) 408-9663
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown
Worst service ever.
Me: I'll have a small cup of drip. The uh, Kenya.
Barista: (Confidently) We don't do drip anymore. We do French Press. (points at the large French Press Carafes on the counter.)
Me: What do you mean by drip?
Barista: From those.…More »
5. Shito Ryu Karate
Ich - Ni - San - Shi
"Eh! Daniel-San you need to go for belt test."
"Concentrate-eh Daniel-San!!"
"Goood-eh Daniel-San. Form is gooood-eh.
"Sweep floor Daniel-San. Sweep up, sweeep down-eh. Gooood."
"Kick, Swing hip Daniel-San."
"20 more push ups ich ni…More »
6. Wicked Café - CLOSED
Been looking for a coffee shop downtown where I can get a real cup of fresh coffee. As I said in a previous review fresh brewed delicious coffee is A) Fresh B) Brewed C) Delicious D) Coffee . Not some generic old beans that have been sitting in a…More »
Recently updated lists from Dan J.
Coffee. The Good, The Brewed & The Ugly. (33)Cafes. Caffes. Coffee Parlours. Coffee shops. Extracted, brewed, poured, percolated & pressed. |
Watering Holes. (7)This train departing for Dipsomania with stops in Blotto and Farshnoshket. |
Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! (9)In 1814 we took a little trip along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip / We took a little bacon and we took a little beans / And met the mighty British near the town of New Orleans.Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! |
Swindler's List. (5)Also known as Skepti-Yelping. Poking fun at fraudsters, phonies and flim-flammers. PS: Credit for the name Swindler's List goes to "Skeptic's Guide to the Universe". |
my R's OTD. (6)Not to brag or nothin' but I got six of 'em now. If they allowed rants I'd have more. Just sayin' Time to make a list. |
Photography. (13)Professional photography & accessories sales, rentals, props & costuming, services & repairs. None of those big chains. Small, cutting edge, knowledgeable & independent. |
Useful! (7)Businesses I rely on that have never let me down. |
Not Funny! Grrr. (5)Dan's list of businesses that make his life more difficult than it needs to be. |
Delis (3)From Jewish to Jew"ish" Es Gezunter heit. |
Indian (4)Indian as in from India. Thanks Columbus for making me have to explain that. |
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"Dessert has two s's. (Desert has one.)"
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Vancouver, BC
Yelping SinceMarch 2010
Things I LoveMel Brookes, Animation, Funk, Art Galleries, Traveling, Documentaries, Languages
Find Me Ina chocolate, meat or dipsomaniacal coma.
My HometownVancouver, BC
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I am stealing people's souls.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI've reviewed two prisons. And a cult.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadSiddartha by Herman Hesse.
My First ConcertSir Mix-A-Lot. (And I still like big butts.)
My Favourite MovieBlazing Saddles.
My Last Meal On EarthMay have been lethal.
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I collect fruit stickers.
Most Recent DiscoveryBoylan's Cane Cola.