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 1. Goldies Pizza & Beer Lounge

605 W Pender St
Vancouver, BC V6B 1W7
(604) 681-0650

Category: Pizza

Neighbourhood: Downtown

5.0 star rating
  7/17/2009

The 'za window looked awesome, and perfecto for an" oh-oh my parking has expired" or "it's 3 o'clock and they're gonna tow my ride" kinda fix, but I had a hankering for a pint and lots of time to kill. Plus, I'm pretty certain they wouldn't let me…More »

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 2. The Atlantic Trap & Gill

118 Robson Street
Vancouver, BC V6B 2A6
(604) 688-5840

Categories: Pubs, Seafood

Neighbourhood: Downtown

4.0 star rating
  Update - 7/2/2009

A fond HELLO to a dear new friend:

I could sit for hours and drink your draft
Inside at a communal table or outside on your large patio

Being able to park (and possibly leave my car all night long)
Go for a pre-drink before a night of entertainment at BC…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    6/20/2009

    A fond farewell to a dear friend:

    I could sit for hours and drink your draft  
    Before winding my way… Read more »

 3. Deacon's Corner

101 Main St
Vancouver, BC V6A
(604) 684-1555

Categories: Canadian (Traditional), Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: Downtown Eastside

4.0 star rating
  Update - 6/2/2009

I will only go to Deacon's Corner when James is working! He made a sandwich suggestion that's not on the menu and is so delish! Ready for it?

A BLT with fried egg, cheese and avocado... oh my, oh my! I ate all of it without any hesitation!

Request…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    2/25/2009

    If you can be the opposite of all things wrong with diners (bad food, crusty atmosphere, carpet that… Read more »

 4. Joe's Grill

1031 Davie Street
Vancouver, BC V6E 1M5
(604) 682-3683

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: West End

3.0 star rating
  3/1/2009

When a pregnant friend texts you on a Saturday morning and says she's craving a tomato and avocado eggs benny from Joe's Grill --you go with her!

Knowing it would be busy inside on a weekend, we bundled up and prepared to sit on the patio. Which is…More »

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 5. L'Altro Buca - CLOSED

1906 Haro Street
Vancouver, BC V6G 1H7
(604) 683-6912

Category: Italian

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  5/26/2009 First to Review

Finally! I get the craving for Italian so I can take L'Altro Buca for a test drive! And, whoa - I'm full!

This is one of those places where the food makes up for everything else that lacks (read atmosphere). My advanced apologies for the slowish and…More »

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 6. Papa's Gourmet Pizza

3030 Main St
Vancouver, BC V5T 3G5
(604) 876-5577

Category: Pizza

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant

3.0 star rating
  7/12/2009 First to Review

2 of us dined for about $8.99. Getting set up for an event at Heritage Hall, I dived in here for a quick bite. Steaming and gooey pizza, having just come out of the oven and I couldn't be happier. Especially when there was a little place to perch on…More »

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 7. Red Squared Tapas Lounge - CLOSED

1216 Granville St
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1M4
(604) 408-6352

Categories: Russian, Lounges

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

4.0 star rating
  4/27/2009 First to Review

I'd turned away once already - wondering why this cool looking lounge wasn't packed. Assuming that it wasn't the place to be...

Oh contraire. It's new - so perhaps that's why it's still a little under the radar - but it won't be for long I bet! The…More »

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 8. Summer Night Market

12631 Vulcan Way
Richmond, BC V6V 1J7
(604) 278-8000
4.0 star rating
  6/8/2009

I have been a number of times, and the Richmond/ Summer Night Market vibe definitely depends on your state of mind when you make the trek, grab some parking and start your strolling.

This time I was all about the giggles as I went with a couple of…More »

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 9. The Irish Heather

210 Carrall St
Vancouver, BC V6B 2J2
(604) 688-9779

Categories: Irish, Gastropubs

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Gastown

5.0 star rating
  Update - 8/20/2009

Shabeen Room, Whiskey Wall,
Nights of drinking games...it has it all.

Oh, bring me your naysayers
Who say "The Heather has changed"
And I'll waltz right past the Heather's bar
Shabeen on my brain

Escaping out back
You'll hear lots of sounds
While your frown…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    4/7/2009

    A shed a little tear for the move, I admit it. But it's only because of all of my fond memories tied… Read more »

 10. The Templeton

1087 Granville Street
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1L4
(604) 685-4612

Categories: Diners, Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

3.0 star rating
  3/20/2009

Good place for comfort food.

It was late-ish night time and it was quiet inside. I like the decor, the juke box and, most of all, the french fries.

I had a grilled veggie (zucchini + eggplant) and cheese open face sandwich on foccacia. The veggies…More »

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 11. ReFuel - CLOSED

1944 W 4th Avenue
Vancouver, BC V6J 1M5
(604) 288-7905

Category: Barbeque

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

4.0 star rating
  1/11/2010

[in a southern drawl] "We've heard (on this here site) that y'all have some mighty fine looking buttermilk fried chicken. We'll take two orders, and don't skimp on that there gravy."

3 perfectly crispy pieces soon arrived complete with a jalapeno…More »

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 12. Abigail's Party

1685 Yew St
Vancouver, BC V6K 3E6
(604) 739-4677

Categories: Canadian (New), Lounges, Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

4.0 star rating
  1/15/2010

I wish I could say that Abigail's was a neighbourhood spot for me. It's just far enough away that on a cold and rainy day, I must drive and endure the parking blunders that are inevitable where permit parking exists. But that doesn't stop me from…More »

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 13. La Belle Patate

1215 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6E 1N4
(604) 569-1215

Categories: Fast Food, Poutineries

Neighbourhood: West End

4.0 star rating
  1/17/2010

Here's hoping that the new owners got a good deal when they took over what was once Shanghai 1949. I never ate at it's predecessor, which sat always suspiciously empty and dark. A coat of yellow paint, some Quebec license plates, and voilà, we've got…More »

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 14. Solly's Bagelry

2873 Broadway W
Vancouver, BC V6K 2G6
(604) 738-2121

Category: Bagels

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

4.0 star rating
  2/11/2010

It's not just Wednesday's bagel deal ($7.50 for a dozen) that lures me in, it's the chicken and matzah ball (singular) soup. When I am feeling under the weather a bowl of soup and a bagel perks me right up. But, hmmmph, show up at lunch time and…More »

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 15. Barefoot Kitchen - CLOSED

1725 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6J 5L1
(604) 681-9722

Category: Japanese

Neighbourhood: West End

3.0 star rating
  4/8/2010

Disclaimer - This was my first Japanese soul food experience... and I think I'm just not that into it.

Being my first time, I looked at what yelpers like Samuel A were recommending and went for the Chicken Nanban. The miso soup was flavourful and rich…More »

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 16. Romer's Burger Bar

1873 W 4th Avenue
Vancouver, BC V6J 1M4
(604) 732-9545

Category: Burgers

Neighbourhood: Kitsilano

5.0 star rating
  6/29/2010

May I do a little dance now that Pinky's is gone? Well hell yes, since I have just found what was missing in my search for the ultimate burger. Softly toasted brioche buns. Romer's has changed the landscape of burgers for me, there's no doubt about…More »

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 17. Fritz European Fry House

718 Davie St
Vancouver, BC V6Z 1B6
(604) 684-0811

Category: Fast Food

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

4.0 star rating
  7/1/2010

There is nothing better than a trip to Fritz with a belly full of booze. And I credit the last ten years of minor (vs major) hangovers to Fritz's "small fritz with honey mustard and mango curry chutney" dips. Sitting side by side and then mixed…More »

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 18. Jethro's Fine Grub

3420 Dunbar St
Vancouver, BC V6S
(604) 569-3441

Category: Breakfast & Brunch

Neighbourhood: Dunbar-Southlands

5.0 star rating
  7/23/2010

Papas Benedict? Who would have thunk that a Benny on a potato skin would be that good? The "fine" folks at jethros that's who! Plus they serve this dish with a generous side of fruit, fresh!

This is the stuff worth leaving dream land for and you can,…More »

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 19. The American Cheesesteak

781 Davie Street
Vancouver, BC V6Z 2S7
(604) 681-0130

Category: Cheesesteaks

Neighbourhoods: Downtown, Granville Entertainment District

4.0 star rating
  10/31/2011

Finally, finally, finally, you've opened. I've been waiting, truly stalker like.

Saturday night and the line up was to the door. It moved pretty quick though. While staring at the menu, a friendly guy asked if we needed any help with deconstructing…More »

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