WARNING: There is no longer wi-fi on the weekends until after 6:00. Grrrrr.....
Dappled sunlight people! Seriously, what is better than school chairs, dappled sunlight, good music, and fanfuckingtastic coffee? Nothing, nothing at all.
Hands down my…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Tea Rooms
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Sometimes I cheat, sometimes I use the thesaurus to kick-start my brain into using words that are stuck under layers and layers of pop-culture trivia. So, when I was trying to figure out how to illustrate my affection for Remedy Teas I knew I…More »
Categories:
Creperies,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
"If you see me walking by,
And the tears are in my eyes,
Look away, baby, look away."
Because these tears of joy are from burning my fingers trying to get my freshly made hot crepe out of the wax paper and I will probably have nutella smeared all over…More »
Categories:
Lounges,
Art Galleries
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Multi-tasking is one of my favorite talents (right after my awesome yo-yo skills, but definitely before parallel parking) and that's why I totally love Grey Gallery.
Want to look at art, grab a cocktail at a Capitol Hill bar, and run into a bunch of…More »
Category:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
There is this girl...who looks like me...who is at Crazyberry like 3 times a day! Yes, it's very strange, so if you see some girl that looks like me in there don't come up and say, "Hi Michelle B!" because I...I mean she...will look at you like she…More »
Categories:
Wine Bars,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
OMG! It's in a condo!
OMG! There are yuppies!
OMG! Some other BS that has nothing to do with anything.
When you get right down to it - this place has it all. A small, but thoughtful selection of wines by the glass, a larger selection of wines by the…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Lounges
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
I'm about as giddy as I was in 5th grade when it was announced that the name of our Camp Fire group was The Rainbow Unicorns! Wheeeee......
The interior of this place is absolutely fantastical. Looking at one wall makes me want to smile, looking at…More »
I want to dash in here, plunk down my credit card, scoop up all the merchandise and run away screaming, "It's mine!!! It's all mine!!! You can't have any of it!!!"
A place called Snowmonkey's House of Monsters is bound to do that to the best of us,…More »
When I take a cab home from the airport I have them drop me off here.
No, I do not want to go directly to my house - I need to get a fix - immediately.
They just don't make coffee this good anywhere else on earth. It tastes like roasted marshmallows…More »
One of the main selling points of my condo is that it was located within a stones throw of this… Read more »
Category:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Katie S is right - you should totally look up and gaze at the beautiful light fixtures. They are quite amazing...and then, when you're not looking, I can steal your ice cream!!!!
Nah, I won't steal anyone's ice cream but I seriously can't believe that…More »
Must stay awake to write review. Must not disturb happy full belly while writing review. Must perch laptop in position where I can reach keys so I can lay on couch to write review. Can you tell I've had pasta?
Oh, but not just any pasta. Pasta from…More »
You know how every show/movie that is supposed to take place in Seattle has the main characters hanging out at a coffee shop so often that they would die of caffeine overload if that were really the case? I suppose they do this to really drive home…More »
Do you believe a good sandwich starts with good bread? Like a good flakey-on-the-outside-soft-on- the-inside baguette?
No? Well then go to Subway.
Yes? Baguette Box has true Sandwich Artists!
My favorite is the Lemon Grass Skirt Steak Sandwich, but a…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Lounges
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Splitting a bottle of wine over some of the best Macaroni & Cheese in Seattle is a dream dinner to a girl like me. Add in low lighting, secluded booths, and good music (ok, the music they had sucked, but I wanted it to be good) and you have yourself…More »
Category:
Arts & Entertainment
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Yeah, yeah, the space is a little cramped, the HVAC probably doesn't exist, and the logistics of any given event/show are always a nightmare.
But! Where else are you going to go to see such gems as, The Salon of Shame, Ignite Seattle, Laffhole, and…More »
Categories:
Restaurants,
Bakeries
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
I never know exactly what I'm eating here. I just let the person behind the counter grab whatever is closest to the oven and I'm off in baked Russian bliss!
That's not to say I don't spend a lot of time drooling over all of the different offerings.…More »
Categories:
Furniture Stores,
Home Decor
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
I am no longer allowed to go in here.
Since I'm not able to resist buying throw pillows, platters, and area rugs I have had to put myself on a home decor sobriety diet and it is just too tempting to set foot in Retrofit Home...yes, I am weak.
All…More »
These are the french fries that they serve in Heaven. I heard that Frites has an exclusive contract with the main Man himself and that his favorite dipping sauce is tartar too. You could get something else, you can always repent later.
We truly do…More »
Want to know where all the library books are hiding?
They're at the branch libraries waiting to be picked up by high-tech library patrons who reserve them online. That's right, you just go online, tell them what you want, and they'll ship it over to…More »
The world's happiest bee lives here!
Go to the playground and check out the cheery plastic bee that is mounted to a spring and just try not to smile :)
It's a great park smack in the middle of an urban area. Do we have better parks in the area? Of…More »
Do you need a stuffed (like taximdermied!) black squirrel, an electric choo choo train, and a starfish covered in gold???
Well, you're in luck, because there is finally a store where you can get these things under one roof.
Obviously, this store isn't…More »
Category:
Videos and Video Game Rental
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
My job is weird. It occasionally calls for me to run errands like "Pick up the following videos: The Dark Crystal, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Alice in Wonderland, The Never Ending Story...etc."
No worries. I'll just…More »
I was a bit hesitant to walk into this place, cause you know, who knows what type of a "video… Read more »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Creperies,
Bars
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
If you know kung-fu do not be shy about using those skills to secure a table at Joe Bar. This place is packed and for good reason. The atmosphere is inviting, the coffee is good, crepes are the main focus of the menu, and they know the right way to…More »
I must agree with Kimberley D that the music selection at Fuel is second to none. There has to be some correlation between people who can make good coffee and people who have great taste in music, because the baristas here have both nailed.
The…More »
Categories:
French,
Coffee & Tea,
Bars
Neighbourhood: First Hill
I have a secret, and no I won't tell you what it is because I could get fired if my boss found out that I really don't drink that much...oh, oops, damn.
But just because I don't want to drink all the time doesn't mean that I want to become a…More »
Dios Mios! Are we really this starved for tacos up on the hill?
This place isn't cheap. $2 for a teeny tiny taco that has an ounce of meat and only one of the two tortillas you are supposed to get? I'm small, and I'm generally willing to shell out a…More »
Categories:
Middle Eastern,
Greek,
Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
I've always stayed away from Pita Pit for a few reasons. The obvious being the standard rule of not eating anywhere with the words "pit, hole, mold and/or angry verbs" in the name, the not so obvious is because I can't eat garlic. Yes, it's sad.
…More »
Wow! I've been eating this string bean dish on a semi-regular basis for the past two and a half years. Time flies when you are chowing down on tasty tasty tofu.
Seeing as each serving of this dish contains 1 level cup of salt, my chances of…More »
For months I have been driving/walking/busing by In the Bowl and have been looking forward to… Read more »
In the spirit of full disclosure: I have an unnatural affinity for kiosks.
But seriously, who wouldn't like a video store that is open 24 hours a day and only charges $1 a day for all the videos in the store. Even new releases! Sorry they don't have…More »
Damn these are some big pies!
When I was struggling to fit the huge box into my car I was reminded of the many times I have fought to fit a flat packed box of Ikea furniture in my car. This should have been foreshadowing to the quality of pizza I was…More »
Categories:
Drugstores,
Cosmetics & Beauty Supply,
Convenience Stores
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Who cares about a Walgreens? Not me!
Unless it's a Walgreens that has parking on the corner of Broadway and Pine. W00t!
Parking! Did you hear me? Parking!
Categories:
American (New),
Pubs
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Talk about some sibling rivalry! These folks have two kids and name a restaurant after each one of them, cute, huh? But, what happens if one of them starts to flop? Then what?
I would mercilessly tease my sister if "Megan's" flopped and/or if…More »
This would be the best food in the world if I was drunk and if I didn't know what institutional dried oregano tasted like. Unfortunately I was sobering up when we popped in here for a quick slice of pizza.
The crust was nice and crispy but lacked any…More »
Tonight, I wasn't feeling well, and I had to stay home while everyone else went out and played in the sun. Boo hoo.
When I heard a bunch of friends were heading to Via Tribunali I wasn't that sad since it's not my favorite place, but since I was…More »
Categories:
Bars,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: Capitol Hill
Ha ha ha ha - it's called Honey Hole - Ha ha ha ha
Ok, now that I've gotten that out of the way I can say that Honey Hole is one of those places that personify Capitol Hill - pretty cool, dark and moody, quirky but a little dated, great taste in…More »
.....So my friend went here once....
.....Ummm and she said it was good.....
Ok, fine, it's me, I've been to Babeland, and while I know these things are not something to be ashamed of, it is something that I would like to keep private (woops! I posted…More »
You've got a couch, you've got a chair, and you've got a coffee table. What more do you need comrade?
Teeny tiny little coffee shop, I think the outdoor seating at Vivace might be more plentiful. Nonetheless a cozy place to while away part of a sunny…More »
Pre.Cis.Ion. Is what's being pulled at Stumptown up on 12th.
These folks are not messing around when it comes to coffee. The attention to detail here is intense to the point manic. When my latte foam was pulled a bit short the guy wanted to do the…More »
Clandestine drinks are the best idea for this tucked away Haitian restaurant. Food is not.
Out of the dozen or so things we tried - including staples like rice & beans and some more adventurous items like a shrimp dish that purported to taste like…More »
Now, you just hold up there a minute buddy!
Yeah, Stumptown, I'm talking to you.
Who do you think you are opening up two stores, mere blocks away from one another, *at the same time* up on Capitol Hill?
Honestly, I'm more perplexed than anything else.…More »
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Sushi Satisfaction in Seattle (8)Whether you want a roll or a chunk-o-sashimi these places do it right. And, as a bonus, they have Sake! |
Belltown - Another Seattle Neighborhood (28)Sometimes you just gotta go down into Belltown. |
Seattle Loves Asian Fusion (42)Chinese, Japanese, Maylasian, Thai, Vietnamese - blend the flavors, this is Seattle, we don't want it authentic, we want it tasty! Enjoy Asian food at any of these fine Seattle establishments. |
Getting Lucky in Seattle (19)These spots have a high date to breakfast ratio. |
Where I Took my Guests in Seattle (18)They were coming from Pittsburgh, so it's not like the bar was set all that high (kidding, kidding) but I still wanted to show them a good time, here is where I took them. |
Insatiable in Seattle (13)I am an irresponsible person, I clearly don't take my job very seriously, because I keep going back to these places over and over even though I should be out trying something new. |
Healthy Happy Hour in Seattle (6)Not all happy hour food has to be fried...stop laughing!!! |
Log on - Free Wi-Fi in Seattle (37)Haul out the laptop and do some work from the comfort of one of these fine Seattle establishments that offer free wireless access. |
Coffee in Seattle...duh! (26)If no one brings you coffee when you wake up, here is where you should go. |
Gifting in Seattle (18)Need to buy me a present? Birthday, Christmas, cause I turned you onto something fabulous and new? Here is where to shop! |
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Seattle, WA
Yelping SinceJune 2005
Things I LoveA Lost Cause, Libraries, Torrents, Daydreaming about Tacos, Documentaries, Initial Descent, Palindromes, Fraggles, Traveling, Skype, Vivace, Surprises, XKCD, Well Disguised Misanthropes
Find Me InAn airplane, hopefully a 777.
My HometownSeattle, WA
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Bedlam!
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecause I'll put just about anything in my mouth. I'm farsighted.
My Second Favourite Websitehttp://explodingdog.com, http://xkcd.com, http://apartmenttherap...
The Last Great Book I ReadToo many to list. You can find them at the library, I (heart) the library.
My First ConcertI wouldn't know - I'm too short to see anything at a concert.
My Favourite MovieThe Painted Veil. W. Somerset Maugham was actually caught on film. Gorgeous.
My Last Meal On EarthA meal with burnt cheese, a dessert with burnt sugar - Goodbye maillard reaction
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I eat an obscene amount of peanut butter & jelly.
Most Recent DiscoveryNoctilucent Clouds. A beautiful sign of the impending apocolypse.
Current CrushAmpersand after Ampersand