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 1. Pointe-A-Calliere Musee D'archeologie Et D'histoire

350, Place Royale
Montreal, QC H2Y 3Y5
Canada
(514) 872-9150

Category: Museums

4.0 star rating
  1/7/2010

Quebec has got the cool museum thing locked down. Musee D'archeologie Et D'histoire is a bravo case in point. We went on a busy Saturday during lunchtime. Good thing too, because when we left the lobby was mobbed out the door. Crowds are one of only…More »

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 2. Marché Jean-Talon

7070, Rue Henri-Julien
Montréal, QC H2R 1T1
Canada
(514) 277-1588

Category: Farmers Market

4.0 star rating
  7/28/2009

Really excellent market. I would mirror what John B. has said: this is a market that has lots and lots of stuff in it. Good quality stuff overall, but selection wins out over total quality across the board; few rotten apples in every barrel, eh?…More »

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 3. Aux Vivres

4631, boulevard Saint-Laurent
Montréal, QC H2T 1R2
Canada
(514) 842-3479

Category: Vegan

3.0 star rating
  7/23/2009

Oh man...I am so disappointed to have to give Aux Vivres only 3 stars. I want to give it at least four, but here's the scoop:

The food is tremendous, really excellent. The portions on everything are huge. I ordered the famous coconut BLT (they use…More »

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 4. Le Café Du Monde

84 Rue Dalhousie
Quebec, QC G1K 4B2
Canada
(418) 692-4455
3.0 star rating
  6/24/2009

Cafe du Monde is not bad, all things considered. They've moved to a new location since the first time I ate there. They used to be across the street in a smaller space, much more cramped. It was bedlam, and that was actually part of the fun. The new…More »

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 5. L'Échaudé

73, rue Sault-au-Matelot
Quebec, QC G1K 3Y9
Canada
(418) 692-1299

Category: French

5.0 star rating
  1/27/2009

L'Echaude is pretty rad. Good wine list and surprisingly full beer selection in a province known more for its vino-philes. I've only ever had steak frites here (it's sort of all I eat in Quebec) and the wife is partial to their salmon tartare with a…More »

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 6. Fairmount Bagel

74, avenue Fairmount Ouest
Montreal, QC H2T 2M2
Canada
(514) 272-0667

Category: Bagels

5.0 star rating
  1/25/2009

This is not a cafe. There are no tables, cafe au laits, or wireless internet stations.

It's a friggin' bagel store. Like, you know, a bakery.

It amazes me that people want so much goddamn razzle-dazzle these days that they'll rate stars down on THE…More »

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 7. Le St Pierre

79 Rue St Pierre
Québec, QC G1K 4A3
Canada
(418) 694-7981

Category: Hotels

4.0 star rating
  10/4/2008 First to Review

I've stayed at the Frontenac and it's all well and good over there, but a bit too stuffy for this kid. My choice for great accommodations in QC is the Saint Pierre, by far.  

I first stayed here about six years ago with my family and was instantly…More »

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 8. Musée de la Civilisation

85, rue Dalhousie
Québec, QC G1K 7A6
Canada
(418) 643-2158

Category: Museums

4.0 star rating
  9/13/2008

A perennial favorite on my trips to Quebec (I've been here about 5 times over the years), the Musee does not disappoint, ever. The lobby is massive, with a smart reception area. Admission is mid-range...not cheap, but not exorbitant.

As somewhat of a…More »

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 9. Le Saint-Amour

48 rue Sainte-Ursule
Québec, QC G1R 4E2
Canada
(418) 694-0667
5.0 star rating
  9/7/2008

Superior dining in a classy setting, Le Saint Amour should not be missed when in QC. The best part is that is not overly touristy like so many other places in the city. Unobtrusive on the outside, the restaurant has a small, but welcoming front hall…More »

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 10. Fairmont The Queen Elizabeth

900 Rene-Levesque Blvd. W.
Montreal, QC H3B 1X8
Canada
(514) 861-3511

Category: Hotels

5.0 star rating
  Update - 7/23/2009

The Queen Elizabeth still rules. Once again, manager Jesse and the Gold "Or" level staff totally have it together; they made our anniversary stay incredible.

The lobby at this hotel is busy as hell and there was a Tauck tour in, so lobby staff seemed…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    8/26/2008

    Fairmont, while one of a dozen supposedly-high-end-but-n ot-quite-making-AAA five diamonds hotel… Read more »

 11. Schwartz's

3895 St-Laurent Blvd
Montreal, QC H2W 1X9
Canada
(514) 842-4813
4.0 star rating
  8/20/2008

Holy Moses, this is one good sandwich. You can find smoked meat at quite a few places in Montreal, but the rest are just fakers. No one can quite get the fat-to-meat ratio exactly right like Schwartz's! Slap on some mustard and eat it up, Joe!

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 12. Insectarium de Montréal

4581 Rue Sherbrooke Est
Montréal, QC H1X 2B2
Canada
(514) 872-1400

Category: Museums

4.0 star rating
  8/20/2008 First to Review

Attached to the beautiful Jardin Bontanique is the wonderfully interesting Insectarium. This museum is NOT for everyone, especially if viewing giant African beetles isn't your thing. If you can suspend your internal nausea factor, this museum is a…More »

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 13. Kaizen Sushi Bar & Restaurant

4075, Rue Sainte-Catherine Ouest
Montreal, QC H3Z 3J8
Canada
(514) 932-5654

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese

4.0 star rating
  Update - 7/23/2009

I am pleased to update this Kaizen review to four stars! We went to Kaizen in its new digs across the street from the old place and we had a really delightful experience all around. The a la carte sushi and sashimi were amazing as ever, the Sapporos…More »

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  • 3.0 star rating
    8/11/2008 First to Review

    Kaizen...what can I say about you? You were once at the top of the sushi heap in Montreal. (Mmm,… Read more »


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