Category:
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
My friends, always remember rule number one of being a bachelor: have more of whatever SHE is drinking back at your place. For this date, that means I need some red wine.
Now, I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to wine. I'm…More »
Categories:
Vegan,
American (New),
Vegetarian
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
I used to not believe in organic. I'm still not 100% sure what it means. It's probably just food that is farmed inefficiently and has more bugs. Yet Veggie Grill has at least convinced me that organic can be delicious.
I'm surprised that vegetarians…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Desserts,
American (Traditional)
Good fresh food at an affordable price with great people watching. The portion sizes are large enough that you'll be taking some food home with you. I think that Cheesecake Factory is probably one of the best large chain restaurants. And I'm not…More »
Thank God that I don't have Manorexia. You know, anorexia for men. How dreadful. I think that it may even be worse than Brolimia (belimia for bros). With such an affliction, how would I be able to enjoy such a delicious burger?
Stout wins the…More »
Categories:
Gyms,
Martial Arts,
Yoga
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
This gym slaps your gym on the ass and then when your gym turns around to see who it was, this gym gives your gym a tittie twister.
I started out with the one week free pass. I could only go two times in that week. Not because I was too busy; they…More »
Categories:
Hookah Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Hollywood
You'll rarely ever hear me say this, but I'm drunk with love. I think I piddled a little in my pants when I first arrived here. I'm addicted and I don't want rehab.
I called before coming and I coyly asked if they allowed cigar smoking. Kim said…More »
I don't know if I should thank the genius that put a dog park next to a water reservoir or if I should be mad at the idiot that put a dog park next to a water reservoir. Perhaps that's the same person.
What a great use of space to make otherwise…More »
Categories:
Juice Bars & Smoothies,
Vegetarian
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
I knew that I was going to like this place. The location is awesome. It's across the street from my barber and a few doors down from my local cigar shop. Plus, they're putting in new restaurants in nearby storefronts. What I didn't realize is who…More »
A one nighter in Vegas is always a good time and I got the Pet Stay dog-friendly room so Maddy could come along. Just to fill you in, those pictures with the dogs playing poker is not true. Maddy does not have opposable thumbs to be able to hold…More »
Don't even think about opening that calorie counter app on your smart phone. Let me just lay it out there for ya: if you're going to Skooby's... then you're off the diet.
Now I'm a guy that really likes hot dogs. I don't care if they're all lips and…More »
Category:
Parks
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
I had heard that this park was a great place to take my dogs that was fenced in and had grass. "Fantastic," I thought. Not 100% acurate: there are plenty of open gates in the fence and there are signs to keep your dog on leash. Well, I don't live…More »
Category:
Burgers
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
Thank goodness for the immigration policies of the United States. We've allowed Andy, the South African owner of O! Burger, to delight us with his delicious burgers. He's going to give you friendly efficient service with a smile and warm greeting.
…More »
Drop everything, get in the car RIGHT NOW, and drive yourself down to O! Burger.
I had the best…
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Categories:
American (New),
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
I sat on the outdoor sidewalk-side seating area with my two dogs, Jack & Maddy, on a Friday afternoon. The waitress, Natalie (say it with a French accent), was very attentive and friendly. They brought a water bowl for Jack & Maddy and I took…More »
Category:
Pet Stores
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
I had some coffee at the coffee shop next door, The Commissary, and happened upon this pet store. Upon entering my two dogs and I were greeted kindly by the staff and not only did they give treats to my dogs on the spot, but they also gave us a free…More »
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
The drinks are good and poured with care. Water is help yourself and free. Very good place to bring your dog for outside seating (and next to a pet store, Tailwaggers). Staff is friendly.
Category:
Dog Parks
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
My dogs, Jack and Maddy, love coming to this dog park. There are all kinds of dogs that come here: big, small, friendly, aggressive, energetic, chill, slobbery, barking... the dog-owners come in the same varieties.
There's no grass, it's all mulch.…More »
Category:
Burgers
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
Not totally terrible, but nothing special either. I had the pastrami burger with cheese and onion rings with fresh squeezed orange juice ($14 total). The onion rings were pretty good, but the burger was so so. Next time I have something unhealthy,…More »
Category:
Hot Dogs
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
Look, if all you want is a hot dog, then you can go to AM/PM and get a hot dog for 99 cents and put all the toppings you want on it and not have to wait in line. And here's the shocker: it's not health food... it's a freakin' hot dog, made of lips…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Tobacco Shops
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
What a great man-cave! The ventilation is good and it doesn't get overly smoky inside. You can always sit outside and chill with a (nonalcoholic) drink. There is a coffee shop a couple stores down to get a sandwich and a beverage.
The staff and the…More »
Category:
Parks
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
Three words: Indian Food Picnic. Bombay Grill is a stone's throw away and you can get some great Indian food to-go and bring it to the benches at Plummer Park. It's well-lit at night and very safe. Great for people watching too.
Category:
Farmers Market
Neighbourhood: Mid-City West
The farmers have really evolved in the past 100 years. They're not just selling fruit and vegetables anymore. Farmers Market is an outdoor area that has a plethora of dining options that are food court style, you go up to the counter and order then…More »
Category:
Shopping Centers
Neighbourhood: Mid-City West
It's an outdoor mall with great people watching and you can bring your dogs. The water fountain at the central square has a water show set to music that plays regularly. The shopping is all medium to high end corporate chain stores. There's no mom…More »
Welcoming, comfortable, and friendly. That's exactly what a cigar lounge is about. Louis was cleaning the windows and mopping the floors the afternoon that I came in. He was friendly, inviting, and helpful. After he got his work done, he lit up a…More »
I could make a fortune by opening a stomach pumping clinic next door to Oki Dog.
I walk in and the cook is playing arcade video games. The decor looks like a rummage sale full of crap that you don't want to buy. They made some of the seats out of…More »
Category:
Vietnamese
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
I classy joint with great pho. The courtyard allows dogs and has a nice fountain in the middle. The light jazz music makes you forget that you're in the middle of the city. The food is fantastic and you won't go home hungry with the generous…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Hookah Bars
Neighbourhood: Hollywood
The last time I was here, as written in my previous review, the owner, Freddy, didn't have a backgammon board but promised to have one the next time I was in. He delivered and the next time I saw him (he recognized me) he had the backgammon board…More »
Great place just to chill and have some tea or coffee. It's open 24 hours and has wifi so you can… Read more »
Categories:
Vietnamese,
French
Neighbourhood: Beverly Hills
Very, very, very good stuff. My Vietnamese food credentials: my mom is Vietnamese and I've been all over Southern California for Vietnamese food.
I was amazed to find good pho at a very reasonable price in the heart of the Beverly Hills high end…More »
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Tapas/Small Plates
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
Dinner isn't a luxury, actually, breakfast is. Usually I'm rushed in the morning and I'm trying to hurry out the door so I don't get a decent breakfast. I might have a banana or a bowl of cereal. I might even go get a bagel at a coffee shop. But…More »
What a great place to go for a hike and spend the day. Check out the Pack Station where donkeys/mules will carry your stuff to your cabin- Clampers mounted a plaque about it. The Pack Station has food and a store. Sometimes they have music in the…More »
The front area looks like it's inside, but it's really outside. They even allow dogs in the outdoor area. They brought my dogs some water.
The menu looks like a little book. There's so many choices of food that is all over the map. The prices are…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
This is a great neighborhood cafe for an all around good dining experience. The staff is friendly and the meals are healthy and reasonably priced for the area.
And since my name is Sam, how could I not have the Green Eggs & Ham? They scramble up…More »
Category:
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhoods: Hollywood, West Hollywood
You poor thing. Until you have breakfast here... you haven't lived. It's a celebration of everything that's good about the morning meal.
You're gonna wonder why people would stand outside and wait for a table. You're gonna wonder what's the best…More »
Categories:
Burgers,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
The food is nothing special. It's grilled short order food. This review is not about the food.
What makes this place shine is the service. You have never seen a friendlier staff. They make you feel like they are genuinely glad to see you and to…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Gastropubs
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
You no longer have to tie your dog to a tree or stuff him in a crate in your dank apartment when you go out for dinner and drinks. This is the most dog friendly gastropub that I've ever been to. There are drinks named after dogs (like the chocolate…More »
Category:
Barbers
Neighbourhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
I've been living a lie. I thought that I was fine with the haircuts that I used to get. I used to go to Supercuts. Yeah, I was that guy. Then I started going to a hair salon in the mall. I never made an appointment so if they were busy, I'd just…More »
Now I've only been to Philly once, and that was over 10 years ago. So it's safe to say that I can't properly compare the Philly cheesesteak here, to the original in Philadelphia. But I can tell you that they make a fantastic sandwich here. Sure…More »
I feel as though I've found a treasure that no one else knows about.
Don't want to wait for a table? Enjoy
Bringing your dog out for lunch? Enjoy
Don't want to be overcharged? Enjoy
Just want a small bite to eat? Enjoy
Looking for something health?…More »
I get it. They're trying to turn a brownfield into something more useful and aesthetically more pleasing. But did they have to keep the electrical power lines? You can hear the power lines buzzing overhead. It feels like you're in a giant…More »
Categories:
Bakeries,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: West Hollywood
Fresh Bites is like that chick that you pass by in the hallway, but never took a minute to really take a good look at her. Then once you do, you realize that she's the girl of your dreams.
You wanna talk about good food at fair prices? Advertisers…More »
Great location in the middle of Old Town Temecula. With the outdoor seating, you can watch all the tourists walk by. Bring your dog and just chill with a stogie.
The atmosphere is relaxing. A lot of regulars go here and are very welcoming and…More »
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Stogies: smoke 'em if you got 'em (14)Designated smoking areas for enjoying cigars. |
Drinks first, questions later (31)Where and where not to get crunk. |
What the Pho?!?! (9)Here's where to get pho near my home. |
Burger Wars (11)In the intergalactic battle for the best burger, who will come out on top? |
My Funniest Reviews (at least to me) (22)I cracked myself up writing these reviews, maybe you'll get a chuckle out of reading them. |
Yelp Shout Outs (4)These reviews made it to Review of the Day and the Weekly Yelp review. Thanks to CMs Katie and Brittany! |
SAMmiches! (17)Where to get that sandwich you've been craving. |
Hot Diggity Dog! (6)When all you want is a hot dog. |
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Los Angeles, CA
Yelping SinceJune 2010
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