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Situation: you desire a breakup. The other person in the relationship just ain't getting it. Bring them to any one of these places for their anniversary/ valentines/ birthday, and they will be sure to take the hint.

 1. Booster Juice

200 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1T8
(416) 966-1400

Category: Juice Bars & Smoothies

Neighbourhoods: The Annex, Downtown Core

2.0 star rating
  10/2/2011

Cramped and mildly dirty. Filled with loud obnoxious music.

They run out of sammies fairly early in the day (due to the central location) and don't think it's their responsibility to restock... they actually made me feel foolish when I asked if there…More »

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 2. Subway

170 Bloor Street West
Toronto, ON M5S 1T9
(416) 925-4334

Category: Sandwiches

Neighbourhoods: The Annex, Downtown Core

2.0 star rating
  10/2/2011 First to Review

Tiny basement location.

The lady's bathroom was foul.

We were there during lunch hour, so understandably, it was a tad full. But it was significantly less busy than most Subways during noon hour. This should have been my hint to GTFO. The lady's…More »

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 3. Church of Scientology

696 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2A7
(416) 925-2145

Category: Religious Organizations

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

2.0 star rating
  4/11/2011

I went here with an open mind and with my skeptical boyfriend in tow (he was brought along for security purposes). We both had very different experiences. After completing the free personality test, we were both given the results in separate booths…More »

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 4. Pho Hung Restaurant

200 Bloor Street W
Toronto, ON M5S 1T8
(416) 963-5080

Category: Vietnamese

Neighbourhoods: The Annex, Downtown Core

2.0 star rating
  10/2/2011

My water was not refilled even once.
I was ignored repeatedly.

I ordered a chicken vegetable noodle soup. I think they use a different molecular definition for 'chicken' than I do. I was afraid to eat any in case it was more rubber and chemicals than…More »

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 5. Sobeys

81 St Clair Ave E
Toronto, ON M4T 1M7
(416) 413-0594

Categories: Seafood Markets, Grocery

Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park

3.0 star rating
  4/6/2011

This is my most frequented grocery store
I love that they make an effort to create a small town feel in such a big city
The ladies will make small talk with you and they'll take the time to answer your questions
Apart from that, well, they have the…More »

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 6. McDonald's

11 St Clair Ave E
Toronto, ON M4W 1A7
(416) 323-3173

Category: Fast Food

Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park

2.0 star rating
  6/4/2011

I just don't understand.
A) it's FAST food
B) it's McDonalds
C) this is NOT a sit down location at all

And yet, the many time I have ended up here inebriated craving something greasy and fast, it has always taken at least ten minutes for the order to be…More »

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 7. Captain John's

1 Queens Quay W
Toronto, ON M5J 2H1
(416) 363-6062

Category: Seafood

1.0 star rating
  6/16/2011

Myself and three friends were wandering along Queens Quay and saw this absolute gem!! A restaurant on a ship - how could this possibly go wrong? Our excitement was further spurred as we stepped into a wood finished dining room - it was like we had…More »

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 8. The Second Cup

1560 Yonge Street
Toronto, ON M4T 2S9
(416) 927-0727

Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park

4.0 star rating
  8/17/2011 First to Review

Outdoor seating, cleaner than most Starbucks/Second Cups, friendly service.

I often exploit their wifi when I'm sitting at Xococava, and for that reason, I feel obliged to give them at least four stars. It's quiet fast too and they don't ask you for…More »

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 9. Mr Thai

1521 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4T 1Z2

Category: Thai

Neighbourhoods: Yonge and St. Clair, Deer Park

1.0 star rating
  6/17/2011

No. No. No.

I'm so sorry for cheating on you Thai Express. I hath been punished.

When I walked in, I was in a bit of a rush so I decided to grab the menu on my way to a table. The surly Asian teenager wouldn't let me. She made it a point that she…More »

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