Categories:
Sandwiches,
Delis,
Caterers
Neighbourhood: SOMA
It's hard to remember Neeto's since it's so hidden away on Stevenson unless, of course, you happen to work nearby. It's not that they do anything particularly wrong. In fact, there is quite a hard-working regular crew here. It's just that the food…More »
Categories:
Internet Cafes,
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Give the guy credit for trying something neighborhoody in an area that isn't neighborhoody. He decided to open an Internet cafe in a compact space next to my dry cleaner. There are six Apple terminals available to rent on a high counter and several…More »
I've been oh-so hopeful that the audacious architecture of this standalone building would portend a new and unique eatery in an area in great need of one. My hopes have been dashed completely...I actually waited for this place to open and tried the…More »
Categories:
Bars,
Gastropubs
Neighbourhoods: Piedmont Ave, North Oakland
Now I didn't have the full salumi-and-wine experience at Adesso, which is apparently the basis for Michael Bauer's enthusiasm for this corner spot on Piedmont Avenue, so much so that it has made his Top 100 list for the past two years. I came here on…More »
Make no mistake. AK Subs is a manly man's place with man-sized sandwiches. No femmie quiches here. Forget Miss Manners. Only grunts will do. I didn't wear my tool belt and hard-hat when I came in earlier this week, but they decided to serve me anyway…More »
Category:
Vietnamese
Neighbourhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, SOMA
Popping out of the Civic Center BART/MUNI station on the 7th Street side can be quite a...err...ummm... a random surprise. There are a number of unofficial greeters hanging about in front of the check cashing store on the corner, and of course, the…More »
So who knew such a nice deli could be found in the Contemporary Jewish Museum? You could've knocked me over with a paper towel. I almost got verklempt when I realized I didn't have to take the fakakte bus to Moishe's Pippic (http://www.yelp.com/bi...…More »
Prather Ranch has just opened a fast-food kiosk across the hall from where they were when they were selling their high-end meats. They still have the meat shop, but turn the corner and you'll see quite a crowd gather for the take-out counter on the…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Sandwiches,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: SOMA
My 1400th review... EGAD! Fourteen hundred! I'm getting a hernia thinking about it... my 1400th review is a patriotic, pre-4th-of-July salute to a temple of melty goodness, an enclave of edible delight, a palace of palate-piercing pleasure. Sounds…More »
Categories:
Cajun/Creole,
Southern,
Seafood
Neighbourhoods: UC Campus Area, Downtown Berkeley
Gee, I wish somebody told me it would be overkill to bring my washboard and accordion to this place. No wonder my tin cup was empty when I started to play "Jambalaya on the Bayou" ...http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=hOlYKNIiooQ
...and then people…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Desserts,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: Hayes Valley
Arlequin, I hardly knew ya... or maybe I should say "vous" because it looks très Frenchy-French these days with a touch of N'awlins, y'all. You can probably tell I haven't come here much recently. Nothing personal. I have Arlequin in my head as a…More »
Pssss...there's an urban oasis on Hayes Street, and it's not Hayes Green park.
Squeezed between the…
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Categories:
Bakeries,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: Temescal, Rockridge, North Oakland
I have updated the film noir classic "Double Indemnity" to present-day Oakland. Miramax has green-lit the picture for an undisclosed budget and signed Bakesale Betty and myself to star...
http://www.youtube.com...
(Voiceover: Trying to do my Bogart...I…More »
Before you decide whether Mary Ann or Ginger should have won the Miss Castaway contest on the island, let me sing you a song with my squeezebox...
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a tasty place
That responded to my hunger pang,
Shown…More »
Category:
Bakeries
Neighbourhoods: Japantown, Lower Pac Heights, Pacific Heights
This has to be the oddest-looking diner-bakery combo in San Francisco. I've passed by this miniature space at the end of the cobble-stoned Buchanan Street walkway in Japantown a hundred times, but I was never tempted to go in. From the outside at a…More »
Categories:
American (New),
Seafood
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, SOMA
The real question here is whether Blu is true blue or bluer than blue. Judging from my cafe experience, I'm gonna have to go with the latter. And this is not a one-time opinion from me. Truth be told, I was a member of Sportsclub LA for years before…More »
Category:
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Castro
Nearly two years later, Blue is still a little bit country and a little bit rock n' roll to me. The rock n' roll side comes from the hipster vibe that permeates any eatery in the Castro, especially the ones with young, skinny waiters in tight black…More »
It's a wonder Madonna doesn't have an Oscar after seeing this performance...
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Categories:
Dry Cleaning & Laundry,
Cafes
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Multi-tasking is always a good thing, especially with the mundane job of doing your laundry. And you have to eat. So why not do both at the same time?
I'm surprised the novel concept Brainwash has in combining a cafe-like setting with a Laundromat…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Delis,
Juice Bars & Smoothies
Neighbourhood: Oakland Chinatown
Hey, it's no coincidence this place is called Brown Couch Cafe because sure enough, there is a big brown couch that pretty much provides most of the seating in this compact space. Apparently, it came with the place where he couch was moved from a…More »
Categories:
Soul Food,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: West Oakland
I've thought often about the Brown Sugar Kitchen since my virginal visit about a month after it opened (see my original review below). That was a year and a half ago, and well, I had been dreaming about their mac-n-cheese lately. I think I was…More »
This place does rock...just like Mick and Tina when they duet on that ol' time rock n' roll.
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Categories:
American (New),
Sandwiches,
Steakhouses
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, SOMA
"Meat!...Meat!...Meat!"
....Nope, this is not an encore performance at the Nob Hill Adult Theater.
Hell must have frozen over...since I am actually going to give an almost favorable review of one of the price-insensitive eateries in the Westfield…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
American (New),
Burgers
Neighbourhood: Financial District
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be buckhorns.
Don't let 'em eat tri-tip or have mashed potaters.
Let 'em eat tofu and jicama and such.
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be buckhorns.
'Cuz they'll never cook and they'll order takeout.
Even…More »
Categories:
Vietnamese,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: Lower Pac Heights, Pacific Heights
Bun Mee? BUN MEE?... BUN YOU!... and twice on Sundays!... Is anglicizing the term, banh mi, really necessary in a city as ethnically diverse as San Francisco? Oh yes, it is... especially in an upwardly mobile neighborhood like Pac Heights where the…More »
Categories:
American (Traditional),
Cheesesteaks
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
If you think pizza and pasta are your only dining options in North Beach or the thought of seeing fries in your sandwich at Giordano's makes you reach for the Pepto, then get your ample butt over to Buster's or at least get mine there. There's a…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Come to the Casbah, and I will wear my little red fez while making wild, passionate love to you all the while slipping the diamond bracelet off your wrist. OK, so Algiers conjures up black-and-white images that may be a little dated and a little too…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Juice Bars & Smoothies,
Bagels
Neighbourhood: SOMA
I'm kinda surprised there are so few reviews for this outpost of Cafe Venue considering how long the queues can be at lunchtime. I have to admit I get a weird shiver every time I come in here because I constantly see people from my previous places of…More »
Categories:
Breakfast & Brunch,
Sandwiches,
Caterers
Neighbourhood: Financial District
Caffe Bianco will never be extraordinary, but it's been there on Sutter next to the Flatiron as far as I can remember working in the FiDi. In fact, I recall having one of my first job interviews there back in ...oh never mind. Besides, I didn't get…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Breakfast & Brunch,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: SOMA
I knew Caffe Moda was somewhere down 7th Street, but I just didn't know what motivated them to move to my neck of the woods. There isn't much foot traffic in these parts during the day when they're open. I don't blame them for not being open in the…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: SOMA
I've never had a decent meal at an art museum cafe. They always look nice since they have to complement the design of the museum. But they're always these cafeterias with plenty of choice but nothing of interest. I wonder if that's intentional. Caffe…More »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: Union Square, SOMA
Meh... that pretty much sizes up Charley's to me. Jamie W. is always in the mood for a good cheesesteak sandwich. We found one in North Beach in a place called Buster's. It's one guy with a sharp spatula at a hot grill. Charley's takes a village to…More »
Category:
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhood: Excelsior
Yo, Adrian!!
Finally a San Francisco hofbrau worthy of a Bronx cheer. It's like an East Coast eatery you'd fine near a big retirement home...but hey, I'm not picky about decor when it comes to good eats.
Good thing since it is a complete throwback to…More »
Categories:
American (Traditional),
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Castro
A three-year old episode of "Check Please! Bay Area" brought me and Jamie W. back to Chow for dinner this past Saturday. It wasn't so much his effusive review of the food - which I already know is very good (see below) - it was the intoxicating sight…More »
If Chowing down is wrong, I don't wanna be right...
This place is always so busy and stuffed to the…
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Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhood: SOMA
I had a moment of serendipity when I visited Crossroads one evening several years ago...not monumental but I'll take it. I was having an intense conversation with someone I was working with at the time. She was having a hard time with her boss, and…More »
Gee, who would think of coming to a clubhouse for a bite unless, of course, you're playing a round of golf in Harding Park with your buddies? Jamie W. and I came upon it accidentally last Saturday because we had never been to Lake Merced before and…More »
There are sights of rare beauty deserving of a moment of silence. The Taj Mahal at noon. The Grand Canyon at sunset. DeLessio's bowl of baked mac-and-cheese (with that nice crust just cracked) anytime.
DeLessio is one of those cozy Parisian-looking…More »
Categories:
Delis,
Sandwiches,
Caterers
Neighbourhood: SOMA
Baravelli: "You can't come in unless you give the password."
Professor Wagstaff: "Well, what is the password?"
Baravelli: "Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell ya what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish."
Professor Wagstaff:…More »
Categories:
American (Traditional),
Seafood,
Breakfast & Brunch
Neighbourhood: Fisherman's Wharf
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. (Pounding my forehead on the wooden railing in front of the invisible sea lions at Pier 39). Not the Eagle Cafe. No, the owners are actually savvy. I'm talking about me. What was I thinking that I could possibly have a good,…More »
Tongue taco!...Tripe taco!...Brains taco!...Head and cheeks taco!
Name an internal organ...they'll put a tortilla around it...Que Aproveche!
Y'know, I think "Check, Please! Bay Area" is starting to become more of an addiction than I care to admit. I've…More »
Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
...gee, that doesn't sound like "It's a Long Way to Tipperary" on the speaker, but what do you expect from a…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Breakfast & Brunch,
American (New)
Neighbourhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
I am the king of wishful taste-making, so why are you making eye contact with me? Yet another reason for you to be on your knees.
I discovered today that I may be on the edge of relevance for the Yelp populace. What a rush, what a thrill...and how did…More »
Categories:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt,
Diners,
American (Traditional)
Neighbourhoods: Piedmont Ave, North Oakland
I used to live and breathe Fenton's Creamery when I was knee-high to a man...yeah...gave me a peace of mind my daddy never had. Actually I think Elton had me dancing to "Philadelphia Freedom" when I first visited Fenton's back in the stone age when I…More »
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Talk to Me of Mendocino (46)"Closing my eyes I hear the sea / Must I wait, must I follow / Won't you say come with me?" ...Ah, I can hear Linda Ronstadt sing that song now. So pretty...and so is this part of California. In navigational order, here are the stops I made along the way to and from Mendocino. |
Over 150 Ways to SoMa-size Me, Baby (154)The good, the bad and the ugly...sometimes you just have to put convenience above anything else. Here are some places within a stone's throw of my home in SoMa...and a few deserve stones... |
A Trail of Fortune Cookie Crumbs Outside of Chinatown (31)There is no law that says you have to go to Chinatown to eat Chinese food. In fact, there may be a law against it if you are seen waiting in line for a table filled with German tourists. Here are some alternatives in our great rainbow city of ours... |
Vegetarian Anyone?...ANYONE? (18)I treat my body like a temple, which is why I must be developing a mold problem. Regardless, I must pay penance for all my carnivorous binges of protein and celebrate healthy eats like tofu and...and... Oh well, here's a list of places I've visited in order to alleviate my guilty, meat-obsessed conscience: |
Go East, Young Man! (125)I'm no SF snob. Honest. I went to Cal and lived in Oakland for umpteen years. That's why I like to venture back periodically across the pond. I just need to find my bulletproof vest... |
A San Franciscan's Guide to His City's Idiosyncracies (57)This above all...San Francisco is perfect. Anyone who makes fun of it has me to deal with...but sometimes you have to plant tongue firmly in cheek, sometimes your own, and call them as you see them. Here are my observations pitched somewhere between hopelessly wiseacre and sincerely adulatory... |
Explore the Roar of the Richmond (45)A jiggity-jiggity jaunt on the 38 Geary can yield both perks and bruises, but the sights and tastes can be enthralling if you navigate with purpose. Let this list be your torch of clarity in the sprawl of the Richmond. |
CASTRObation (55)- n. - 1. the liberating, PG13-rated act of satisfying oneself by visiting the happiest place on earth north of Disneyland. 2. the indecent, NC17-rated act of offending the far right by supporting businesses in what they deem a din of inequity. |
Just Call Me Danish Modern (21)I finally made it to Copenhagen, one of those mythic cities that actually lived up to my expectations. Here are a list of places that put one of my five senses into overdrive while I was there: |
Don't Mess With a Missionary Man! (73)I was born an original sinner. I was borne from original sin. And if I had a free BART pass to 16th Street, there'd be a mountain of salsa piled up to my chin. Hey! Here are the places that have drawn me back there time and again... |
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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceJuly 2006
Things I LoveLime Calippos, Barcelona, Red Velvet Cake, Burt Bacharach, Prosecco, Stephen Sondheim, Saimin, Rice Pudding, Cava, Modern Family, Kathy Griffin, Morcheeba, Pork Belly, Raul Esparza, David Sedaris, Sade, Barenaked Ladies, Ginger Cake
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My HometownSan Francisco, CA
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When I'm Not Yelping...I'm the S.F. Travel Examiner at http://www.examiner.co...
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI yelp...therefore I am
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I ReadThe Four Agreements; To Kill a Mockingbird; Moral Politics
My First ConcertHerb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass at the Cotton Bowl in 19-none-of-your-business
My Favourite MovieOn the Waterfront; Two for the Road; Tokyo Story
My Last Meal On EarthChef's Tasting Menu, French Laundry, Yountville
Don't Tell Anyone Else But... Most Recent DiscoveryPeanut Butter Pie at Homeroom & the Honolulu Hangover at Bluestem