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A list for those looking to lock it down. These places will guarantee some bahww-chicka-wah-waahaawwww.

 1. Linda Penwarden Jewellery

631 Mount Pleasant Rd
Toronto, ON M4S 2M9
(416) 484-1843

Category: Jewellery

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant and Davisville

5.0 star rating
  3/30/2010

Years ago, I considered myself lucky when my girlfriend told me that she didn't want an engagement ring and that a wedding ring would be enough.  At first, I thought this odd, as I hadn't asked her to marry me.

My broad then showed me a picture of the…More »

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 2. Langdon Hall

1 Langdon Dr
Cambridge, ON N3H 4R8
(519) 740-2100

Category: Hotels

5.0 star rating
  Update - 1/31/2010

Just confirmed what I already knew. Beautiful place. Great grounds for strolling around. Bed & Breakfast, fine dining restaurant, wine tastings, etc.

Rooms are huge with old school trimmings with working fireplaces.

The interior of the main house…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    1/18/2010 First to Review

    Wow.  Decadence.

    I've visited here a couple times (both times with the good luck of having gift… Read more »

 3. The Little Inn of Bayfield

26 Main St N
Bluewater, ON N0M 1G0
(800) 565-1832

Categories: Hotels, Gastropubs

5.0 star rating
  8/26/2010 First to Review

I've stayed here thrice now and love it.

Once this past June and a couple times at Christmas (kinda like a calm before the Storm of seeing in-laws and family).  Beautifully decorated rooms with the most comfortable bed outside of my own home. The…More »

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 4. Le Mas Regalade

Quartier de la Senancole
84220 Gordes
France
+33 4 90 76 90 79

Category: Bed & Breakfast

5.0 star rating
  5/21/2010 First to Review

Stayed here for three nights in May and can't say enough about the place.

Surrounding gardens were beautiful. Room was modernized with A/C and a well-updated bathroom. Breakfast was included; minimal and perfectly sized with a different set of jams…More »

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 5. Restaurant Garde-Manger

408 Rue Saint François-Xavier
Montreal, QC H2Y 2S9
(514) 678-5044

Category: Diners

4.0 star rating
  1/31/2011

I must be getting old, as by the time we showed for our 9:30 reservation, the place was so very dark and blaring some cheesy...but awesome...tunes. Where else would you have a candle-lit dinner with a little mix of Metallica and Run DMC?

We were shown…More »

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 6. Windsor Arms Hotel Tea Room

18 St Thomas St
Toronto, ON M5S 3E7
(416) 971-9666

Category: Tea Rooms

Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Yorkville, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  3/15/2010

Every once in a while I'm dragged here for "Afternoon Tea". But once I arrive, I'm glad I came.

Little waiters ask each member of your group which tea they would like and off they scurry to get everyone's order. The little, tiny sammiches on…More »

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 7. Le Bouquet de Basilic

Route de Murs
84220 Gordes
France
+33 4 90 72 06 98

Category: French

4.0 star rating
  6/30/2010 First to Review

I'm not sure how we found this little place, but it was one of my favourite meals in Gordes.

Seated on the patio, it was a lovely evening as the sun set...for those that are claustrophobic, the foliage is all-encompassing.

A great list of local wines…More »

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 8. Carens Wine & Cheese Bar

158 Cumberland St
Toronto, ON M5R 1A8
(416) 962-5158

Category: Wine Bars

Neighbourhood: Yorkville

4.0 star rating
  1/25/2010

After a hard day of following women around shopping, we fell into this place by chance.

I have to say that we only participated in wine and cheese, but with the selection of cheeses and wines, it took the rest of the afternoon to try most of…More »

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 9. Ambiance Chocolat

753-A Queen St E
Toronto, ON M4M 1H3
(416) 406-2462

Category: Chocolatiers and Shops

Neighbourhood: Riverdale

4.0 star rating
  10/4/2010

Small but wonderful selection of chocolates.  Plus, they carry my wife's favourite selections of tea.  Score!

Friendly staff are willing to clean the display after I drooled on the glass.

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 10. Mariebelle Fine Chocolates

484 Broome St
New York, NY 10013
USA
(212) 925-6999
4.0 star rating
  1/6/2010

Visited here a month ago.  I'm not a chocolate-fiend by any means, but the wife is.  So we go.

I had the aztec hot chocolate made with milk and it was honestly like drinking chocolate.  Awwwwesome.  Wife had something equally chocolatey and we shared…More »

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 11. Hotel Britannique

20 av Victoria
75001 Paris
France
+33 1 42 33 74 59

Category: Hotels

Neighbourhood: Châtelet - Les Halles

4.0 star rating
  5/21/2010 First to Review

Stayed at this hotel for 3 nights. Perfectly located in Paris - completely accessible by foot down Rivoli to the Louvre, Notre Dame, Hotel de Ville, surrounding shopping and endless amounts of restaurants, boulangeries, Metro, etc.

Staff were very…More »

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