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 1. Brix Tapas Bar and Grill

371 Franklin Ave
Belleville, NJ 07109
(973) 751-7001
4.0 star rating
  2/10/2012

In the interest of full disclosure, I visited this bar and grill after a very filling meal at another restaurant.  Upon entering the place I found it very quaint and cozy.  The atmosphere is not the typical "bar" feel nor "tapas" experience--simply…More »

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 2. Lava Hookah Lounge

69 Montclair Ave
Paterson, NJ 07503
(973) 782-4900

Category: Hookah Bars

4.0 star rating
  1/30/2012

Hey Snooki, Sitch, JWow! What's going on? This is the question you are going to ask yourself when you first enter this place. Although it is a hookah bar it feels like the people that come here are from the extended cast of Jersey Shore. What do I…More »

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 3. 46 Lounge

300 Route 46 East
Totowa, NJ 07512
(973) 890-9699

Category: Dance Clubs

3.0 star rating
  1/23/2012

This review will be short and sweet. The pros: close by, New York City feel, buffet dinner. The cons: stupid, retarded meatheads, most disgusting over-mascara girls. Saving grace is the music and Latin night.

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"Et tu, brûlée!"

Review votes:
34 Useful, 8 Funny, and 9 Cool

Location

Paterson, NJ

Yelping Since

January 2012

Things I Love

saving lives, Mr. Chuck Norris's Beard, Mr. Chuck Norris, giant spaceships, pandas, movies, wine, Food

Find Me In

Operating Room or Shooting Range

When I'm Not Yelping...

I save people! How many times do I have to say it!

Why You Should Read My Reviews

I need someone to do spellcheck...

My Second Favourite Website

Google (actually favorite but let's not go there)

The Last Great Book I Read

Oedipus Rex... and whatever Oprah tells me

My First Concert

N'SYNC (and it really tearin up my heart!)

My Favourite Movie

Air Force One (or any other Harrison Ford movie)

My Last Meal On Earth

Le Bernardin and hot chocolate

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I hate Starbucks

Most Recent Discovery

Twenty dollars in my jacket

Current Crush

Reshma Shetty