Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Cafes
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
Mamma mia! I think I've just found my new favorite cafe!
Everything is premium (imported and/or organic) and the desserts are made from scratch! They serve some of the best espresso shots I've ever had, and I'm pretty sure it's the only place in San…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights
This is my new favorite neighborhood cafe. The fact that it's Italian-centric (coincidentally adjacent to a recently opened Italian wine shop of a different owner) is particularly appealing as I'm currently studying Italian. What better motivation…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Mediterranean
Neighbourhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
Thinking back is dangerous business. Reminiscing is often a sure-fire way to the bottom of a bottle, what with those warm days long lost, and all that Jewel and Duncan Sheik playing for some reason... and why is it always raining outside?
When I…More »
There's balance in the perfect pull of espresso. Small and rich, its robust flavor is balanced by a caramel sweetness and the light froth of crema. Contraband Coffee Bar offers such a thoughtful shot, enhanced by a hip environment and a great bar…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Bakeries
Neighbourhood: Pacific Heights
Jane looks as if an Edwardian-inspired doll's house was built to hipster specifications. Everything is top-notch dainty inside from the unique decor to the nice selection of pastries and foods. The staff are extremely friendly (one guy even called me…More »
A recent 7x7 Magazine independent taste test of a number of artisan coffees resulted in one clear winner: Sightglass Coffee. One of the cities newest roasters and distributors, it was formed when Jerad and Justin Morrison, a pair of coffee experts,…More »
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Mission
My mom makes me weak. My dad makes me depressed.
There are many things I wish I wasn't. Restless. Impatient. Emotional. Delusional. Arugula. And so I blame my flaws on my folks, focusing on what I lack genetically rather than the good I possess.…More »
What makes a coffeehouse lovely:
(1) Quality beans.
(2) Great shots of espresso.
(3) Friendly service.
(4) Hot hipster bariste.
Philz has plenty of (1) and extreme amounts of (3), but sadly falls short in the (2) department. However, their drip coffee…More »
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighbourhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
I love Philz. God, how I love Philz.
I'm pretty sure if Jesus came back and converted water into another darker liquid, it would be Philz coffee. Turkish or Philtered Soul, black like my heart. The only thing that can make this place better is if it…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Cafes
Neighbourhood: Inner Richmond
Ever look into one of those books filled with patron-provided writing? Blue Danube has those. Once blank, they are readily available for your thoughts to fill their pages. And, man, diving into the psyches of coffeehouse minds is an experience in and…More »
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Yelping SinceFebruary 2006
Things I LoveLove, Festizio, Radiohead, Muse, Nero d'Avola, Sushi, Falafel, Italiano
Find Me Inconspicuous, with a monkey wielding telekinetic, pie-making abilities.
My HometownHonolulu, HI
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...Monkeys aren't burdened by labor laws,
Why You Should Read My Reviewsand Costco sells bananas at $0.40/lb.
My Second Favourite Website The Last Great Book I Read(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Harry Potter, East of Eden)
My First ConcertFinally, telekinesis allows Mr. Squiggles
My Favourite Movie(Midnight in Paris, La meglio gioventù, Kingdom of Heaven, Motorcycle Diaries)
My Last Meal On Earth- his name is Mr. Squiggles -
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...to deliver said freshly-baked pie without laying his grubby mitts on it.
Most Recent DiscoveryBecause no one wants a monkey touching their pie before they eat it.
Current CrushThat's just common sense.