This is one of the best bars in the city. But just know that this isn't a place for a quiet cocktail. Zum Schneider is specifically for certain activities.
You should:
1. Drink 1 liter steins of dark German beer.
2. Smash those steins into those of your…More »
I go out to dinner a lot; more than anyone reasonably should. It is perhaps my favorite thing to do. It's why I've got a gut, and it's why I'm broke.* But as much as I eat out, I am not a regular anywhere. I have places I go back to, sure, but there…More »
I just had a dream that I lifted up my couch, and rats streamed out en masse.
The burger at Royale is pretty much the exact opposite of that feeling.* It is large, and juicy, and delicious. They will cook it to order. Correctly. It's around $8, as…More »
The dog park is all fun and games until your buddy's one-year-old puppy gets triple-teamed.
Sadly, I don't have a dog; I don't have the time, money, or space to properly care for one. But I love them, and whenever I'm walking around in Alphabet City,…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
In a neighborhood filled with stellar Italian food, Il Bagatto stands out.
Every time I've been here, they have an extensive list of specials that are delicious, without fail. In fact, there really is no reason to order off the regular menu.
Most…More »
Category:
Middle Eastern
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Love this place. It's a quick, cheap, spicy option for dinner. I used to go with a gyro or chicken kabob sandwich (~$5); both are flavorful, well-constructed pitas with salad and hot/tahini sauce added to your liking. I also ask the Surly Weekday…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches,
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Everything you want in a corner deli.
They make cheap, good sandwiches, and sell beer 24/7.
There's also a nice selection of random items. They even have Pocky.
And they make an official bacon, egg and cheese. But be warned, after noon they charge an…More »
Category:
Latin American
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Generally, when I review a restaurant, I like to focus on the food and drink, and avoid any sort of personal anecdote.*
However, I feel the need to mention that I was legitimately frightened of the party of girls seated to my left. One of these girls…More »
Categories:
Latin American,
Tapas Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Yuca Bar deserves an update, because I come in here ALL THE TIME.
On (Loco) Tuesday nights before 8, tapas are half-price. You probably know this. What you might not know, is that they are running a fall special, and EVERY DAY, before 5 pm., they also…More »
So a friend of mine bartended at Hop Devil for a minute, and one night I was drinking heavily… Read more »
Category:
Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
A fine, upstanding gentleman that I ended up drinking with at Idle Hands said that he has recently realized that all of the best things in life begin with the letter "B."
Beer. Bourbon. Boobies. Burgers. Bacon. Bagina. Beer. Brooklyn. Butter. Bread.
…More »
Category:
Pizza
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
God, this pizza is so good.
I've gotten delivery many times, but, like everything else, it's SO MUCH BETTER at the restaurant, right out of the oven. The Big Pineapple, the Chixpotle, the Meat Lover's, the Fafandone...all winners. The non-pizza items…More »
Category:
Cuban
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
(Yet another installment in the ongoing, "oh my god, how have I not reviewed this yet" series.)
Cafe Cortadito is one of the main reasons I miss living right off Ave B. Warm and inviting, this tiny dining room is perpetually packed but somehow always…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
The weather was so beautiful that eating a meal inside would be a waste; I immediately thought of the garden at Max.
I ordered the lasagna and it was everything I wanted and more. Perhaps just a touch less sinful than the one around the corner at Il…More »
They have a really cute hostess.
I stopped in the other night to grab some takeout, and I ordered…
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Category:
Japanese
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Is it cold and crappy out? Did you find this review on a ramen hunt? Yelp has not led you astray. You've found exactly what you're looking for, exactly what you need. Don't stop now. Make your way to Minca.
Don't decide it's too far from the train.…More »
Category:
Lounges
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
On NYE at about 2 am, I stumbled off the L Train at 1st Ave with three of my friends. Friend 1 had his heart set on Niagara, but the bitter cold forced us to cut our walk short, and we ducked into Bar on A instead.
For the next three hours, Bar on A…More »
Categories:
Bars,
Asian Fusion,
Korean
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Fat Buddha has the sort of menu that I like to see.
There are things wrapped in bacon.
There are things covered in honey ginger garlic sauce.
There are marinated things.
There are BBQ things.
There are chili pepper things.
And nearly all of these things…More »
Categories:
Tapas Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch,
Caterers
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I really know how to make a first impression.
My girlfriend spotted a friend from college sitting at the bar. As I stood up to introduce myself, I jostled our table, and the vase and both glasses on top dropped to the ground and shattered. Smooth.
I…More »
Category:
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
This place sells all sorts of beer, by the case. The prices aren't great if you live in a normal place, but if you're used to buying six-packs at a Manhattan bodega, they are fantastic.
I bought a case of Yuengling here for $26, as opposed to $9 for…More »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
You stole my heart with the grilled chicken reuben on rye. Cheddar, pickles, sauerkraut, chicken, bacon & avocado with homemade Russian dressing...this sandwich just does it for me. I love it like Antonio Cromartie loves having children out of…More »
Do you guys remember your first time? I was so freaked out. It was all happening so fast, and I… Read more »
Category:
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Cocktails and Chicken. That's why I'll be back to The Beagle.*
This isn't to say that there is nothing else of merit to be had here; the dates are delightful (basically candy), and the squid salad was stellar. The burrata and braised celery certainly…More »
The lasagna needs to bake for 20 minutes. And knowing that, you might think that the following two points might be obvious:
1. You will be ravenous from the wait.
2. The lasagna will be really, REALLY hot when it gets to you.
But when you combine the…More »
I know very little about wine. I only know what I like, and APPARENTLY Boone's Farm is not classy. I… Read more »
Categories:
Caterers,
Coffee & Tea,
Sandwiches
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Live Nude Girls, free with brunch at Ciao For Now!
OK, I suppose that's not entirely accurate. And no, of course I wouldn't say something like that solely to entice you into reading this review; if that's the only reason you're reading this, perhaps…More »
Categories:
Ethnic Food,
Modern European
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I'm going to be honest with you: I'm not even sure I was man enough* for the pljeskavica, which I believe is Serbian for THE MEATIEST BURGER EVER. This combination of beef and pork was so huge and juicy...I can't believe I felt the need to order the…More »
Categories:
Wine Bars,
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Are you a short, short man? Does your Amazonian lady friend dwarf your puny limbs on a regular basis? Do waiters offer you phonebooks to sit on so you can look your giraffe-like girlfriend in the eye?
Stop having a short tuna! Stop having a short…More »
Categories:
Brazilian,
Latin American
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I loved this place from the moment I parted the fur curtains.*
They sat us in a booth by the window; one side of the booth was backed by birch tree trunks extending to the ceiling, complete with little birds clinging to the wood.
Fake little birds! If…More »
Categories:
Coffee & Tea,
French
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I am happy to report that instead of the sneaker shop that previously inhabited this space, the corner of 2nd and B is now home to a charming French cafe serving homemade baked goods, crepes, and sandwiches.
La Bonne Bouffe, very simply, means "the…More »
Categories:
Bakeries,
Coffee & Tea,
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
When Sigmund first opened, I thought, "How will they stay in business? It's such a spacious storefront, and they are just selling pretzels. It just doesn't seem like a viable business model, seeing as how those carts can only get by because of their…More »
Categories:
Barbers,
Hair Salons
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I feel as though I have to write this update, for two reasons.
1. In my previous review, I cited Steve and Danny as my favorite barbers. When I went in a couple days ago, I was told that Danny no longer works there, and Steve has taken an indefinite…More »
I've been coming in here about once a month (my hair grows fast), for almost 2 years. In all this… Read more »
Categories:
Accessories,
Home Decor
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
The other night my girlfriend wanted to go for a walk. Thanks to Sustainable NYC, it turned out to be the most expensive walk I've ever been on.
They just have tons of stuff...made out of other, recycled stuff. Wallets made from recycled bike…More »
Categories:
Grocery,
Convenience Stores
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Graceland is next door to Gracefully; owned by the same people (they also own Adinah's). Anything that both places sells, you should get here. It will be cheaper. It's convenient for minor grocery items, such as a bell pepper, some fruit, tortillas,…More »
Categories:
Pubs,
Gastropubs
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Here are seven observations, through which you might be able to form The Picture of Dorian Gray.*
1. Around 8 pm on a Friday evening, our party of seven sat down immediately, sharing the largest table with a couple who were understandably loving the…More »
Category:
Cuban
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Although they do not take reservations normally, Cafecito will accommodate larger parties. Which is why 8 of us were able to enjoy a wonderful little dinner on a Saturday, with no wait and minimal hassle.
We split two of the Saborcito appetizer…More »
Category:
Hot Dogs
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Good Morning: deep-fried, bacon-wrapped dog smothered with melted cheese and topped with a fried egg. This is why I love America.
Ms. Pacman while you wait.
Good morning, indeed.
Categories:
Music Venues,
Jazz & Blues
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I was walking by the Stone, and I stopped to chat with the two guys standing outside.
peter d: Who's playing tonight?
Guy 1: We are.
peter d: Oh...who are you?
Guy 2: [insert name of band]
peter d: Oh...that's cool. How much is the cover?
Guy 1: $10. Come…More »
Categories:
Bars,
Breakfast & Brunch,
American (New)
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
We didn't know that the Cow doesn't open for brunch until noon, so a few friends and I ended up waiting outside for about a half hour. A pretty good crowd developed (unlimited Bloody...excuse me...Moo-Marys will attract patronage).
Being the gentlemen…More »
Categories:
Sandwiches,
Delis
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I just saw a guy drop an unidentified object into the split pea soup.
He glanced around to see if anyone noticed; when he saw me, I just shrugged, because I didn't know how else to react.*
So don't get that soup for the next couple days.
Good sandwiches…More »
Category:
Italian
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
I've been to Supper many times, but not in the last 6 months or so. Every time I try and go, the wait is a bit ridiculous, and with so much good Italian food nearby, I never stick around.
Recently however, I was walking by around 1 pm, and we decided…More »
Category:
Delis
Neighbourhoods: Lower East Side, Alphabet City
Grand Opening! I know because they had those colorful flags strung up across the sidewalk on the north side of Houston. And because of the sign that said "Grand Opening."
Everyone knows I can't resist colorful flags, so I obviously wandered in to…More »
Category:
Dive Bars
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Do you know what NYC public school teachers are doing when they aren't educating the youth of America? Drinking themselves silly. At The Library.* And I don't blame them.
You think you have it bad? Lock yourself in a room full of screaming kids on…More »
Categories:
Indian,
Specialty Food,
Grocery
Neighbourhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
You know how when you're walking/driving west on Houston, right before you hit 1st Ave, and the road splits and you can bear right onto 1st Street? You see all those cabs there, lined up on both sides? Punjabi Deli is why.
They serve dirt cheap,…More »
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so you don't like me. (98)that's cool, no one does. you can all hang out together at these places, because i won't be coming back any time soon. |
diners and the like. (10)diner? i hardly...actually, i know her extremely well. in the biblical sense. |
downtown brooklyn. (24)it's a mad, mad world. |
boston. (11)i'm not going to call it a wack new york. but it is. |
homes away from home. (31)sometimes i'm forced to leave the comfort of NYC; here are a couple places i wouldn't mind coming back to. |
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