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1. 7-Eleven
THIS 7-ELEVEN IS WORTH FORGETTEN!
OK, so this is a convenience store, so your expectation for service is not at its highest. Basically you expect to pick something off the shelf and walk to the cashier to pay for it. It doesn't get any simpler than…More »
2. AMC Loews Ridgefield Park 12
SCARY MOVIE THEATER!
This theater is perfect for Halloween! Want to go to a dimly lit neighborhood in the middle of nowhere? This theater is just off Route 46 which is essentially a Lost Highway for long since closed restaurants from the last decade.
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3. A Taste of Greece
A TASTE OF GREASE? THIS PLACE LEFT A BAD TASTE IN OUR MOUTHS!
This story begins two months ago when my wife bought a Groupon for a dinner for two from A Taste of Greece in nearby River Edge. The deal was $19 for a meal for two with one appetizer and…More »
4. Berkeley College
COMMUNITY COLLEGE AT PRIVATE SCHOOL PRICES!
Admissions:
While growing weary of my days of waiting tables and banquet managing, I came home one day to find an admissions letter which was addressed to my brother sitting on top of the trash can. As I was…More »
5. Bukhara Bistro
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN BUKHARA BISTRO!
Bukhara is not the first Indian restaurant to do business in this location, another mediocre restaurant called Nyauta was there before them. I discovered Bukhara when I used to bring my Celica to the Toyota…More »
6. East Harbor Seafood Restaurant
EAST HARBOR TASTES MORE LIKE THE EAST RIVER!
Half-priced sushi on Monday and Wednesday nights and everyday before 3:00 PM! Always remember the rule : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is!" Once upon a time this was the best sushi…More »
7. Gateway of India
GATEWAY OF INDIA OR GATEWAY TO HELL?
My wife surprised me with a a Groupon offer for dinner for 2 and one appetizer for $20. And because she referred someone else we saved an additional $10. After dining at this restaurant, not only did I feel…More »
8. Prudential Van Lines
I SHOULD HAVE YELPED PRUDENTIAL PRIOR TO PACKING!
When we moved from Yonkers to Fort Lee we thought that hiring a mover would be as simple as doing a search on Craig's List, getting a quote, checking them out with the Better Business Bureau, and move…More »
9. Red Lobster
EAT AT RED LOBSTER AND YOU WILL NEVER SEAFOOD THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Question: What do you get a man for his 81st birthday?
Answer: Anything he wants.
So when my father asked for my wife and I to take him out to Red Lobster when we told him that we wanted…More »
10. Seoul Garden
New York, NY 10001
(212) 736-9002
Category:
Korean
Neighbourhoods: Midtown West, Koreatown
SINCE WHEN IS RAT-ATOUILLE ON THE MENU?
This is used to be my go to place in K-Town. Hands down, this was the best on the block. My friend Omar and I would grab a bite here every couple of weeks, and why not? Where else are you going to find a…More »
11. The Pavilion
THE PAVILION IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!
Renters and buyers beware! I lived in this downtown White Plains mid-rise "luxury" condo at 10 Cottage Place for a full year and have experienced all four seasons at this condo learning the good, the bad, and the…More »
12. U Like
U LIKE? U CRAZY?
In a Korean town, this place serves up third rate Chinese food. This is your typical hole-in-the-wall Chinese takeout joint. Nothing here is noteworthy and everything is generously greasy. A recent reviewer spoke of authentic Chinese…More »
13. Zagat Survey
New York, NY 10019
(212) 977-6000
Category:
Print Media
Neighbourhoods: Hell's Kitchen, Midtown West
DO "PEOPLE" LOVE US ON "ZAGAT?"
About 15 years ago I bought my first Zagat Guide for NYC. I thought it was cool that every major restaurant in New York City (this includes all 5 boroughs). But I quickly grew tired of my little guide as I had to wait…More »
14. Yonkers Gateway Motel Llc
HOOKER HAVEN AT THE YONKERS GATEWAY MOTEL?
Back in the 90's I used to come here when a date was going particularly well and we felt like we could use a nap for say... a couple of hours. Sure, I lived only a couple of miles away and easily made it…More »
15. Cafe Wall St
SERVICE WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM!
Some say this place was just another casualty of the Great Recession. After all, if you're going to call a place "Cafe Wall Street," then it should come to no surprise that 10% unemployment overall and banking jobs…More »
16. Epstein's Kosher Delicatessen & Restrnt
I FELT BURNED WHEN THEY REFUSED TO TOAST MY BUN!
*** Please note that this review is for the HARTSDALE location which has absolutely no affiliation with the Yonkers location ***
I was in the mood for hot dogs and I was further up Central Ave from than…More »
17. One Sentence Reviews
Chicago, IL 60611
Neighbourhoods: Near North Side, Streeterville
REVIEW HAIKU
One sentence reviews,
can be useful, funny, cool,
but not so for me.
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My Big Fat Greek List (7)It might be just food to you, but it's Greek to me! |
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3 Stars (21)A-OK. |
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Fort Lee, NJ
Yelping SinceOctober 2010
Things I LoveAstrophysics, Cosmology, Droid X, Kindle, M-Theory, Quantum Mechanics, Relativity, RPI, String Theory ... and my Wife
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