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My list of reviews for the Oct '11 Yelp 30 Day Challenge!

 1. Midoco Art & Office Supplies

555 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1Y6
(416) 588-7718

Categories: Office Equipment, Art Supplies

Neighbourhood: The Annex

4.0 star rating
  10/1/2011

Midoco was a lifesaver for me,

I had been hired to teach an art lesson to a grade 3 class and needed some drawing suppplies and of course had left everything untll the last minute.  I asked one of my co-workers if there was any kind of art supply…More »

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 2. Texas Longhorn

803 Dundas St E
Mississauga, ON L4Y 2B7
(905) 275-7200
3.0 star rating
  10/2/2011

I have an odd relationship with Teas Longhorn.  I've been here a handful of times over the past few years, I always go once, then forget about it for a few months untilll someone suggests 'let go to Texas Longhorn' and then I'll go again and remember…More »

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 3. Fionn MacCools

310 Front St W
Toronto, ON M5V
(416) 340-1917

Category: Irish

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  10/3/2011

WIth a name like Fionn MacCools I was expecting a sort of grungy, dark and loud pub.  However, I was pleasantly surprised as FMC's is actually pretty nice looking inside with high top tables. clean bathrooms and several huge screen TV's perfect for…More »

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 4. Toronto Eaton Centre

220 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M5B 2H1
(416) 598-8700

Category: Shopping Centres

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  10/4/2011

The Eaton Centre is a place I got to know well back in 2005 when I was working at the Pantages Spa across the street.  Whenever I had a break between clients I would head to mall to spend cash I hadn't yet earned.  It was these shopping trips that…More »

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 5. The Hideout On Queen

484 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V 2B2
(647) 438-7664

Categories: Dance Clubs, Bars, Music Venues

Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West

4.0 star rating
  Update - 11/25/2011

I did say I would return here, and true to my word I did exactly that!  

The HIdeout is a great place to just hangout.  Maybe that should be thier catchphrase? The overall feel is very casual and the staff is so smiley and sweet.  

You can either grab…More »

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  • 4.0 star rating
    10/5/2011

    I treked in here after the September elite event with one of my favorties, Sara K P!  

    Inside it was… Read more »

 6. Grange Hotel

165 Grange Ave
Toronto, ON M5T 2V5
(416) 603-7700

Category: Hotels

Neighbourhood: Alexandra Park

3.0 star rating
  10/6/2011

I came into Grange Hotel for a photo shoot.  The scene for the shoot was a 'seedy hotel room concept' and GH somewhat fulfilled that description, but I'm sure theres far seedier hotels out there.  

The room was small yet organized and clean.  I…More »

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 7. Yonge Street Tattoos

602 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 1Z3
(416) 929-2285

Categories: Tattoo, Piercing

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/7/2011

I found my way into YST on one of many stops to get a quote for a tattoo I'm wanting to get touched up.  

My impression I got right from the start was excellent.  The girl at the front desk was super nice and greeetd me warmly, I explained why I waas…More »

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 8. New Tribe Piercing & Tattooing

232 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V 1Z6
(416) 977-2786

Category: Tattoo

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Queen Street West, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/8/2011

My impression of NT is a bit of a mixed bag, as the saying goes.  

I've gotten 2 tattoos here spaced about 2 years apart.  They are a matching set of black cats on my feet.  (When I finally finished the set my best friend saw them and said 'oh so I…More »

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 9. Eros Fitness Pole Dance Studio

20 Leslie Street
Toronto, ON M4M 3H9
(647) 350-3767

Category: Dance Studios

Neighbourhood: Leslieville

5.0 star rating
  10/9/2011 First to Review

Eros Fitness is an absolutely beautiful pole studio.

The main pole room is amazing with 6 poles and a super high celing so if you're brave enough, you can climb to the top of the pole and be eye-to-eye with anyone sitting on the landing on the second…More »

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 10. Chapters

1950 The Queensway
Etobicoke, ON M9C 5H5
(416) 622-2838

Category: Bookstores

Neighbourhood: Etobicoke

2.0 star rating
  10/10/2011 First to Review

I used to really love this Chapters.  I lived very nearby and would come in often and usually stay for a few hours each time.  Then I moved and hadn't been back for about a year.  I found myself in the area again recently and thought I'd pop in for…More »

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 11. Smoke's Poutinerie

490 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1X8
(416) 588-2873

Categories: Vegetarian, Canadian (Traditional)

Neighbourhood: The Annex

1.0 star rating
  10/11/2011

I do enjoy myself a good poutine now and again.  I really shouldn't be eating the stuff as it is all fatty and with my dairy allergy cheese doesn't always go over so well, but we're all allowed our guilty indulgences, right???

On my walk home from…More »

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 12. ASA Sushi

18 Jane St
Toronto, ON M6S 3Y2
(416) 604-3001

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese

Neighbourhood: Bloor-West Village

4.0 star rating
  10/12/2011

Bestie and I have this ritual of sorts.

A few times a year he and I head to my mom's gr 3 class and teach an art lesson.  After this we always head out for sushi and while we have our tried-and-true places, every now and then we like to try something…More »

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 13. Serenity Nail and Spa

2410 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6S 1P9
(416) 769-9904

Category: Nail Salons

Neighbourhoods: Bloor-West Village, Swansea

2.0 star rating
  Update - 10/13/2011

I'm not sure why its happened , but the service here has taken a huge downturn.  

I came in for my usual Shellac mani and was greeted by a new girl on front desk.  I asked her if there were any opening for a Shellac mani and she was like, what??  Do…More »

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  • 5.0 star rating
    5/4/2011

    I am beyond seriosuly impressed with this place.

    I popped in today on the hope that they could take… Read more »

 14. Hot Topic

220 Yonge Street
Toronto, ON M5B 2H1
(416) 596-6700

Category: Fashion

Neighbourhood: Downtown Core

2.0 star rating
  10/14/2011

The name Hot Topic brings back so many memories of growing up as a Goth teen in Buffalo NY.  This is was when Hot Topics could only be found in the States.  My posse and I would head there in droves  and spend all our allowance there.  It was the one…More »

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 15. Insomnia Cafe

563 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M5S 1Y6
(416) 588-3907

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, Mediterranean

Neighbourhood: The Annex

4.0 star rating
  10/15/2011

About 2 years ago when I worked in the Annex I must have walked past Insomnia several times a day.  I always thought it looked like a funky place that I'd like to try out, however it took the Yelp July Elite Event which was held here to actually get…More »

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 16. TTC - Toronto Transit Commision

1900 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4S 1Z1

Category: Public Transportation

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant and Davisville

3.0 star rating
  10/16/2011

While I completely get why most hate the TTC (and I am included in that 'most' group) the TTC is also something that I know realistically if it didn't exsist TO would a very different kind of place to live in, and that it would be different for the…More »

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 17. 300 Bloor-Danforth Bus

Toronto, ON

Category: Public Transportation

Neighbourhoods: Bloor-West Village, Swansea

3.0 star rating
  10/17/2011

It was my best friend who first introduced me to this all night bus.  It was about 3 years ago on the eve we were celebrating my birthday and I was completely incoherantly drunk.  Then in a small moment of clarity I looked at my phone and realized…More »

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 18. Shanghai Cowgirl

538 Queen St W
Toronto, ON M5V 2B5
(416) 203-6623

Categories: Canadian (Traditional), Diners

Neighbourhoods: Alexandra Park, Queen Street West

4.0 star rating
  10/18/2011

SC is a funky sort of place.

I ended up here for dinner with Bestie one night.  I wasn't so sure what to expect as neither the name or decor really gives off any indication as to what sort of eating genre SC belongs to.  The menu was fairly extensive…More »

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 19. Hyperion Tattoo

5868 Transit Rd
Depew, NY 14043
USA
(716) 681-7872

Category: Tattoo

5.0 star rating
  10/19/2011 First to Review

I really really wish that either I lived closer to Hyperion or that Hyperion could be located closer to me.  It of course would just be the luck that the best tattoo shop I've ever gone to and would love to return to again and again has to somewhere…More »

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 20. The Second Cup

1881 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4S 3C4
(416) 322-1179

Category: Coffee & Tea

Neighbourhood: Mount Pleasant and Davisville

1.0 star rating
  10/20/2011

I found myself in the Yonge/Davisville area one morning while running an errand.

I popped into this Second Cup to grab something to eat quick while on my way back to work.  

I stood in line and was ignored for a bit.  The staff seemed disorganized…More »

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 21. Churchmouse & Firkin

475 Church St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2C5
(416) 927-1735

Categories: Pubs, British

Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/21/2011

For the longest time it seemed that whenever Bestie and I would head downtown we would either meet here at the Churchmouse or end up at the Churchmouse.  This was were we met for birthdays, the first stop of many drinking spots in an evening filled…More »

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 22. Royal Meats Barbecue

710 Kipling Ave
Etobicoke, ON M8Z 5G5
(416) 251-1144

Category: Barbeque

Neighbourhood: Etobicoke

4.0 star rating
  10/22/2011

For almost 11 years I was a vegetarian.  This was between the ages of 15-26.  I used to drive my dad crazy because when I lived with him and he would cook something with meat in it for dinner I would kick up a fuss about how I would not eat it and he…More »

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 23. Swan & Firkin

2205 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6S 1N5
(416) 767-9222

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhood: Swansea

2.0 star rating
  10/23/2011

Let me begin this on a postive note--the best part about Swan & Firkin is the upstairs patio area.  Its spacious and also heated in the winter, and you get a fun view of all the comings and goings all along Bloor Street,  I always like to watch…More »

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 24. Zipperz

72 Carlton Street
Toronto, ON M5B 1L6
(416) 921-0066

Category: Nightlife

Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/24/2011

Zipperz is has got to be my most favorite dancing/drinking club.  The reason for this is because when you go to Zipperz, you are there to get drunk, dance and socialize.  There is no pretention or douchewaffles, it is just a crowd of fun people there…More »

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 25. Sempre Pizza & Pasta

3038 Bloor St W
Etobicoke, ON M8X 1C4
(416) 234-8677

Categories: Italian, Pizza

Neighbourhood: Etobicoke

2.0 star rating
  10/25/2011

I met up with my mom here the other night to celebrate her birthday.  She loves Italian food and therefore picked Sempres as she insisted that they serve up the Best Gnocchi Ever.  

Its a cute cozy kind of place with lots of photos and memorabilia on…More »

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 26. Hair Of The Dog

425 Church St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2C3
(416) 964-2708

Category: Pubs

Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/26/2011

Personally I think one of the best things about HOD is its cheeky name.  On a total sidebar, didn't the whole 'hair of the dog that bit you' saying come from the ancient cure for what to do if a werewolf bites you?  That just randomly popped into my…More »

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 27. Woody's

467 Church St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2C5
(416) 972-0887

Category: Gay Bars

Neighbourhoods: Church-Wellesley Village, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  10/27/2011

The first time I came into Woody's I couldn't help but notice I was one of the only females there.  However there was lots of eye candy sauntering around so I really didn't mind.  

Woody's is a great laid back type place.  I've been here both when its…More »

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 28. Bar Vespa

167 E Liberty St
Toronto, ON M6K 3K4
(416) 533-8377

Categories: Italian, Bars

Neighbourhood: Liberty Village

3.0 star rating
  10/28/2011

As the elite event was wrapping up Elaine K, Nicole H and I all grabbed a table and hunkered down to try what Bar Vespa had to offer on thier menu.  

I went for what I beleive was called the Harvest Salad, which was a spinach base salad with chicken…More »

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 29. ServiceOntario

777 Bay Street
Toronto, ON M5G
(800) 268-8758

Category: Public Services & Government

Neighbourhoods: Discovery District, Downtown Core

2.0 star rating
  10/29/2011

After looking over the reviews here it really does confuse me how SO has managed to get so many positive reviews.  I have had to grace this place with my presence many times and every single time I had a frustratingly stressful experience.

I had to…More »

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 30. Express To Go

198 Queen Street W
Toronto, ON M5V 1Z2
(416) 593-0350

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Queen Street West, Downtown Core

4.0 star rating
  10/30/2011 First to Review

If you've ever wondered to yourself, hmmm its about 2.20pm on a Saturday, where could Chris possibly be?  If you guess that the answer to that is oh of course Chris is at Express To Go Convenience then congratulations, you are absolutely correct.  

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 31. Gabby's

309 King St W
Toronto, ON M5V 1J5
(416) 979-9790

Category: Canadian (Traditional)

Neighbourhoods: Entertainment District, Downtown Core

3.0 star rating
  10/31/2011

I came in here one night for some drinks after I had already been drinking a lot somewhere else.  Wow now theres a great opener.

My companion and i grabbed a table on the sidewalk front patio which was very crowded.  It took awhile for a server to…More »

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January 2011

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Pole dancing, tattoos, daydreaming, Beck, Neko Case, A.C Newman, being upside down, walking with my ipod cranked.

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