I deem your Valentines Day unnecessary

What if I wear crotchless speedos? What will you give me?

I'll be there towards 9ish (have a class) but expect me to be there!

Phil... can I borrow your crotchless speedos if you don't come? HAHAHA jk

sounds amazing, but i already have plans to sulk with another single gal friend whilst we eat/drink our feelings. have fun, guys!

Death by fries.  I can't imagine a better way to go.

haha if phil doesn't come. heyooo.

I prob won't get there til 8:30pm-ish.

Ben, Melissa has a point. You better have chocolate ice cream at your place because I plan on eating out your stock. haha

Im supposed to have a Galentines dinner with Diana... but this sounds funner.

i have icecream u moody bitches

Woot! :) Thanks for putting this together. I should get there by 8/8:30pm.

I want a heart shaped black n white cookie ice cream. Thanks.

I want ice cream too!

If I show up wearing black, just remember, I'm a goth. I don't do colors. Will be great to meet y'all.

Monique "Diva" R. says:

Im supposed to have a Galentines dinner with Diana... but this sounds funner.
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Funny, I used the word "funner" today and my sis was like, "is that even a word..."  
Yea, random thought...

Anyways Leslie you betta skip yo class...LOL

Haha Ming my class gets out at 8:30. I can't skip it; it's the first one! I'll come straight after and drink beer and eat ice cream.

So Ben is going to be surrounded by sexy single women at this point... I should have known this was his plan all along! lololol

Sadly for Ben, all these sexy single women are not Asian.

O_o
my only concern is kicking shit in beer pong and showing u fuckers a good time

No ice cream for me. Just gimme those fries!

... and secretly feeding us crack!

Nothing says Valentines day like the spread of herpes playing beer pong!

There better be some white ho's up in here.  Or one tall, tanned Palestinian broad.

I'm giving up a night of cougar target practice for this.

$10 says every Asian girl that shows up is working at Artie's by Thursday

Ha!

I wanna see Evan go into the meat sweats again!

meat sweats???  o_O

Uh... yeah I agree with Ming o_O

P.S. the more people u get to come the less u pay for drinks jus sayin, i run shit, i make shit happen

Well considering all my friends who are not Yelpers are either knocked up or married, it's going to be kind of hard to convince them to come to this... lol

I'll see what I can do!

Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:
the more people u get to come the less u pay for drinks
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how would you know this? do you check their boxers?

seewhatididthere

Oh... see, this is where Phil's crotchless speedos would come in handy then!

ill have graphs and color charts and shit........ pi charts i like pi

Last time I went to Arties I ate so much pastrami that I went into shock

The last time I went to Arties I met Garrett P. for the very first time and he asked me straight up if I was a stripper O_O

Wait, crotchless speedos?...what happened to the assless chaps?

Leslie, if you're a pole dancer, does that necessarily mean you're a stripper?

Bad JEW EVAN! u had corned beef

I do pole dancing exercise classes... that neither makes me a stripper or a legit pole dancer! haha

oh great, another asian clique thread

Haha I didn't remember...that whole night is a blur

What Asians do you speak of?! The only one I see is Ming! lol

@Ben.... so I recently had pastrami at Katz's. Is yours just as good?

Louis u actually gonna show up or u just talking shit again

I don't know about this Beer Pong...

Leaf... want to eat ice cream with me?

I'm in there like swim wear, homeboy.

what if I wear a red dress and yellow undies??

Mexican Leslie - not a stripper, but an "adult erotic entertainer".

BAHHH!

can i bring a date?

I heard Mexican Leslie starred in the donkey show in Tijuana.

I might wear the tshirt you got me, chef lol

Brian u can bring whoever u like

Lets Get Pissed

You should definitely wear that Tshirt Robin, i will forgive that red

Fuck love. I'm in.

any illegitimate children conceived this night will have to be named artie.

But I want to be shot in the crotch!

Two words: Body Shot

I may stop by late on my way home from class.  Around 1030/1100 ish.  It's been too long since I've seen all you a-holes

...and this is close to the Dead Poet... any excuse to get a signature drink and another mug woot woot

Which one of the guys are going to bring a pole for Leslie to dance on?

Which one of the guys will shoot Julia in the crotch? lulz

she doesnt need poles...

monique!

Yikes...

Oh snap!

Snap crackle pop?

wtf is going on here

Lets go people we have a few more days for movement

I only know you people!!! *cries*

pay attention to me!!

o_O

Pay Attention To Me!!

Hmmm I'm thinking i'll be there around 8.

Did someone say crack?

Yes yummy yummy crack, not of the butt variety unless ur into that then ill see about some loos fitting chef pants

Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:
Sadly for Ben, all these sexy single women are not Asian.
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Ming is going, problem half solved.  

Sorry Ben, can't make this one but I promise I'll make it to your place one day.... one day.....

Leslie "Dancin'" D. says:
I'll be there towards 9ish (have a class) but expect me to be there!

Phil... can I borrow your crotchless speedos if you don't come? HAHAHA jk

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The pole dancer wants crotchless speedos.... must resist comment.... must resist comment....

Wing u better have a hot date!! Fuck yo ass up

Getting Closer to Tuesday if "your in" i would start thinking about your partner for the Beer Pong Tourny

Im assuming it will be Batman and Robin so watch out for Team BJ!

How appropriate Ben. Hahaha jk.

I choose you, Ming! We shall lose with honor! lol

u made her sound like a pokemon

realizes what i just said hangs head in shame ive never even seen that show

Wait, we need a partner?
I'm out.

Leaf u ass u can get one when u come ur not out ur freaking coming

Imma be there either early or late...depending on when I decide to stick my date with my cupid arrow.

I only partner up for two things, and i'm not doing either of those things @ Arties

if ur gonna be a dick about it then dont come ass

I had one reason for no coming out, now I have 3!

Where's Amal? She better show up.

of course i'll come i'm being a dick now not later lulz

I haven't played Beer Pong is forever but I will be there around 8.

I don't do beer, but i'll do pong...

oy! beer pong.

Ben... I hope you restocked your chocolate ice cream supply! Oh and do you have bananas and whip cream? I love sundaes. haha

I'm coming.

Tomorrow.

Wow you should get a doctor to look at you Garrett if it takes you that long.....

Hahahahaha. Yaye another man! Ben's fantasy is over.

Nay on bananas bring ur own perv

Well well well, today is the day Hope everyone is in a Lovey mood get ready to play with some balls tonight. Have a great day see you all tonight

Ben, I brought my banana! You better deliver with ice cream and whipped cream! lulz

So.... I wore black today. I think that should still merit a shot or something. Just sayin'

shot in ur mouth maybe

Ben will be giving out Money Shots.

BEN!

*reads more*

PHIL!!!!!!!

I should be there around like 9:45 or so. Can't stay too long though, you know the drill.

The drill = stay for shots, lose your phone and umbrella, get your penis grabbed by a crazy man then go home and not remember any of it the next morning when you head in late for work?

Ah, I love drills!

Yes, Leslie loves to be drilled.

Stop spreading lies! I'm a good girl! 0:)

Yes I make some bad decisions sometimes, but who hasn't?

*points at Garrett accusingly*

lol

this just went from rated R to NC-17

Please, it's not NC-17 until you have Phil and Garrett alone in a room with you.

Leslie also loves to suck on..........lollipops.

Only till they turn my tongue red. Then I get bored with them or they break... whatever comes first.

and eat bananas? amidoingthisright?

I make it wayyyyyy to easy for you guys to make fun of me at my expense.... I hope you're enjoying the party!!!!

*stares at Phil*

haha

I dunno Leslie, it looks like you are going a good job in that pic above.

Oh GAWD. I need to shuttup forever... then maybe in 10 years when I return to Yelp, everyone will have forgotten what was said on here....

lulz

Geez, a guy leaves the room for 15 minutes and look what happens.

I'm trying to avoid losing my umbrella/phone combo anymore. It's getting ENTIRELY too expensive.

Uh what about your penis being held in a choke hold by a drunk guy?

Yeah that too. We're gonna not mention that ever again, though. My therapist said it's the best way to get over a trauma like that.

O_o what the shit just happened

Garrett - I thought the best way to get over that is to teabag someone.

Leslie "Dancin'" D. says:
Uh what about your penis being held in a choke hold by a drunk guy?

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wut da heckkkkkkkk!!

Leslie "Dancin'" D. says:
Uh what about your penis being held in a choke hold by a drunk guy?

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wut da heckkkkkkkk!!

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Actually, I was not really that drunk, and Garrett seemed to like it.

had a couple of bumps in the road but we will make this work