I deem your Valentines Day unnecessary

Category:
Nightlife
When:
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:00 pm -
11:00 pm
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Artie's Delicatessen

3.5 star rating
based on 155 reviews
2290 Broadway
New York, NY 10024
(212) 579-5959
Cost:
Free
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Ben F.   See all events submitted by Ben F. »
What/Why:
I see some people are actually looking for something fun to do and for me this isn't a holiday its a F*ckin Tuesday night.
So I said to myself "Self, lets have a mixer/BEER PONG TOURNY'
I did not disagree and a matter of fact I would "Like" NAY! "LOVE" to kick the crap out of Yelpers in Beer Pong
Why sit at home surrounding yourself with sad/happy tissues and your favorite brand of lotion and or cucumber shaped veggies(for the ladies and some guys, i guess).

I will plan some great drink specials to get yall nice and shitty and of course I will be making all my fatty Mcfatass specials, such as Death BY Fries!, Pastrami Spring Rolls, Burger Sliders and anything else my genius will allow.  You may think the extra ingredient is LOVE but in fact it will be CRACK. Just Sayin.

Hope you guys can make it, I'm not doin shit anyway.

If you wear Blue or Yellow(artie's colors) First shot is on me.
If you wear Red you just get a shot in the crotch.

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2/9/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

What if I wear crotchless speedos? What will you give me?

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

I'll be there towards 9ish (have a class) but expect me to be there!

Phil... can I borrow your crotchless speedos if you don't come? HAHAHA jk

2/9/2012 Melissa "explains it all" F. says:

sounds amazing, but i already have plans to sulk with another single gal friend whilst we eat/drink our feelings. have fun, guys!

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2/9/2012 Joey "Bones" H. says:

Death by fries.  I can't imagine a better way to go.

2/9/2012 Melanie "atomic" B. says:

haha if phil doesn't come. heyooo.

2/9/2012 Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:

I prob won't get there til 8:30pm-ish.

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Ben, Melissa has a point. You better have chocolate ice cream at your place because I plan on eating out your stock. haha

2/9/2012 Monique "Das It" R. says:

Im supposed to have a Galentines dinner with Diana... but this sounds funner.

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

i have icecream u moody bitches

2/9/2012 Ileana S. says:

Woot! :) Thanks for putting this together. I should get there by 8/8:30pm.

2/9/2012 Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:

I want a heart shaped black n white cookie ice cream. Thanks.

2/9/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

I want ice cream too!

2/9/2012 Jenn "Corporate Goth" C. says:

If I show up wearing black, just remember, I'm a goth. I don't do colors. Will be great to meet y'all.

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2/9/2012 Ming "No Ming Ate Me, Gnome Sayin'?" T. says:

Monique "Diva" R. says:

Im supposed to have a Galentines dinner with Diana... but this sounds funner.
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Funny, I used the word "funner" today and my sis was like, "is that even a word..."  
Yea, random thought...

Anyways Leslie you betta skip yo class...LOL

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Haha Ming my class gets out at 8:30. I can't skip it; it's the first one! I'll come straight after and drink beer and eat ice cream.

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

So Ben is going to be surrounded by sexy single women at this point... I should have known this was his plan all along! lololol

2/9/2012 Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:

Sadly for Ben, all these sexy single women are not Asian.

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

O_o
my only concern is kicking shit in beer pong and showing u fuckers a good time

2/9/2012 Monique "Das It" R. says:

No ice cream for me. Just gimme those fries!

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

... and secretly feeding us crack!

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2/9/2012 Mary "frkn" H. says:

Nothing says Valentines day like the spread of herpes playing beer pong!

2/9/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

There better be some white ho's up in here.  Or one tall, tanned Palestinian broad.

I'm giving up a night of cougar target practice for this.

2/9/2012 Evan R. says:

$10 says every Asian girl that shows up is working at Artie's by Thursday

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Ha!

2/9/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

I wanna see Evan go into the meat sweats again!

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2/9/2012 Ming "No Ming Ate Me, Gnome Sayin'?" T. says:

meat sweats???  o_O

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Uh... yeah I agree with Ming o_O

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

P.S. the more people u get to come the less u pay for drinks jus sayin, i run shit, i make shit happen

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Well considering all my friends who are not Yelpers are either knocked up or married, it's going to be kind of hard to convince them to come to this... lol

I'll see what I can do!

2/9/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:
the more people u get to come the less u pay for drinks
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how would you know this? do you check their boxers?

seewhatididthere

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Oh... see, this is where Phil's crotchless speedos would come in handy then!

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

ill have graphs and color charts and shit........ pi charts i like pi

2/9/2012 Evan R. says:

Last time I went to Arties I ate so much pastrami that I went into shock

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

The last time I went to Arties I met Garrett P. for the very first time and he asked me straight up if I was a stripper O_O

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2/9/2012 Ming "No Ming Ate Me, Gnome Sayin'?" T. says:

Wait, crotchless speedos?...what happened to the assless chaps?

2/9/2012 Lara G. says:

Leslie, if you're a pole dancer, does that necessarily mean you're a stripper?

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Bad JEW EVAN! u had corned beef

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

I do pole dancing exercise classes... that neither makes me a stripper or a legit pole dancer! haha

2/9/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

oh great, another asian clique thread

2/9/2012 Evan R. says:

Haha I didn't remember...that whole night is a blur

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

What Asians do you speak of?! The only one I see is Ming! lol

@Ben.... so I recently had pastrami at Katz's. Is yours just as good?

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Louis u actually gonna show up or u just talking shit again

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2/9/2012 Leaf "The Original Miz" W. says:

I don't know about this Beer Pong...

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Leaf... want to eat ice cream with me?

2/9/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

I'm in there like swim wear, homeboy.

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2/9/2012 Leaf "The Original Miz" W. says:

what if I wear a red dress and yellow undies??

2/9/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Mexican Leslie - not a stripper, but an "adult erotic entertainer".

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

BAHHH!

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2/9/2012 Brian "Blancito the Gentlema" N. says:

can i bring a date?

2/9/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

I heard Mexican Leslie starred in the donkey show in Tijuana.

2/9/2012 Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:

I might wear the tshirt you got me, chef lol

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Brian u can bring whoever u like

Lets Get Pissed

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

You should definitely wear that Tshirt Robin, i will forgive that red

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2/9/2012 Brian "Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Donny." H. says:

Fuck love. I'm in.

2/9/2012 Monique "Das It" R. says:

any illegitimate children conceived this night will have to be named artie.

2/9/2012 Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:

But I want to be shot in the crotch!

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Two words: Body Shot

2/9/2012 Chris B. says:

I may stop by late on my way home from class.  Around 1030/1100 ish.  It's been too long since I've seen all you a-holes

2/9/2012 Chris B. says:

...and this is close to the Dead Poet... any excuse to get a signature drink and another mug woot woot

2/9/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Which one of the guys are going to bring a pole for Leslie to dance on?

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Which one of the guys will shoot Julia in the crotch? lulz

2/9/2012 Monique "Das It" R. says:

she doesnt need poles...

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

monique!

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2/9/2012 Ming "No Ming Ate Me, Gnome Sayin'?" T. says:

Yikes...

2/9/2012 Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:

Oh snap!

2/9/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Snap crackle pop?

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2/9/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

wtf is going on here

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2/10/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Lets go people we have a few more days for movement

2/10/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

I only know you people!!! *cries*

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2/10/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

pay attention to me!!

2/10/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

o_O

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2/11/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Pay Attention To Me!!

2/11/2012 Alessa "Vampire Slayer" M. says:

Hmmm I'm thinking i'll be there around 8.

2/11/2012 Katie K. says:

Did someone say crack?

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2/11/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Yes yummy yummy crack, not of the butt variety unless ur into that then ill see about some loos fitting chef pants

2/12/2012 Wing L. says:

Julia "do you have a wife?" B. says:
Sadly for Ben, all these sexy single women are not Asian.
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Ming is going, problem half solved.  

Sorry Ben, can't make this one but I promise I'll make it to your place one day.... one day.....

2/12/2012 Wing L. says:

Leslie "Dancin'" D. says:
I'll be there towards 9ish (have a class) but expect me to be there!

Phil... can I borrow your crotchless speedos if you don't come? HAHAHA jk

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The pole dancer wants crotchless speedos.... must resist comment.... must resist comment....

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2/12/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Wing u better have a hot date!! Fuck yo ass up

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2/12/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Getting Closer to Tuesday if "your in" i would start thinking about your partner for the Beer Pong Tourny

Im assuming it will be Batman and Robin so watch out for Team BJ!

2/12/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

How appropriate Ben. Hahaha jk.

I choose you, Ming! We shall lose with honor! lol

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2/12/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

u made her sound like a pokemon

realizes what i just said hangs head in shame ive never even seen that show

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2/12/2012 Leaf "The Original Miz" W. says:

Wait, we need a partner?
I'm out.

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2/12/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Leaf u ass u can get one when u come ur not out ur freaking coming

2/12/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

Imma be there either early or late...depending on when I decide to stick my date with my cupid arrow.

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2/12/2012 Leaf "The Original Miz" W. says:

I only partner up for two things, and i'm not doing either of those things @ Arties

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2/12/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

if ur gonna be a dick about it then dont come ass

2/12/2012 Nydia "Karaoke Queen" C. says:

I had one reason for no coming out, now I have 3!

2/12/2012 Louis "The Situasian" R. says:

Where's Amal? She better show up.

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2/12/2012 Leaf "The Original Miz" W. says:

of course i'll come i'm being a dick now not later lulz

2/12/2012 Jordan "Mr. Monday Night" W. says:

I haven't played Beer Pong is forever but I will be there around 8.

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2/12/2012 Ming "No Ming Ate Me, Gnome Sayin'?" T. says:

I don't do beer, but i'll do pong...

2/13/2012 Alessa "Vampire Slayer" M. says:

oy! beer pong.

2/13/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Ben... I hope you restocked your chocolate ice cream supply! Oh and do you have bananas and whip cream? I love sundaes. haha

2/13/2012 Garrett "slinky" P. says:

I'm coming.

Tomorrow.

2/13/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Wow you should get a doctor to look at you Garrett if it takes you that long.....

Hahahahaha. Yaye another man! Ben's fantasy is over.

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2/13/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Nay on bananas bring ur own perv

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2/14/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

Well well well, today is the day Hope everyone is in a Lovey mood get ready to play with some balls tonight. Have a great day see you all tonight

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Ben, I brought my banana! You better deliver with ice cream and whipped cream! lulz

So.... I wore black today. I think that should still merit a shot or something. Just sayin'

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2/14/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

shot in ur mouth maybe

2/14/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Ben will be giving out Money Shots.

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

BEN!

*reads more*

PHIL!!!!!!!

2/14/2012 Garrett "slinky" P. says:

I should be there around like 9:45 or so. Can't stay too long though, you know the drill.

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

The drill = stay for shots, lose your phone and umbrella, get your penis grabbed by a crazy man then go home and not remember any of it the next morning when you head in late for work?

Ah, I love drills!

2/14/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Yes, Leslie loves to be drilled.

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Stop spreading lies! I'm a good girl! 0:)

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Yes I make some bad decisions sometimes, but who hasn't?

*points at Garrett accusingly*

lol

2/14/2012 Leonard "Leo" L. says:

this just went from rated R to NC-17

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Please, it's not NC-17 until you have Phil and Garrett alone in a room with you.

2/14/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Leslie also loves to suck on..........lollipops.

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Only till they turn my tongue red. Then I get bored with them or they break... whatever comes first.

2/14/2012 Leonard "Leo" L. says:

and eat bananas? amidoingthisright?

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

I make it wayyyyyy to easy for you guys to make fun of me at my expense.... I hope you're enjoying the party!!!!

*stares at Phil*

haha

2/14/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

I dunno Leslie, it looks like you are going a good job in that pic above.

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Oh GAWD. I need to shuttup forever... then maybe in 10 years when I return to Yelp, everyone will have forgotten what was said on here....

lulz

2/14/2012 Garrett "slinky" P. says:

Geez, a guy leaves the room for 15 minutes and look what happens.

I'm trying to avoid losing my umbrella/phone combo anymore. It's getting ENTIRELY too expensive.

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Uh what about your penis being held in a choke hold by a drunk guy?

2/14/2012 Garrett "slinky" P. says:

Yeah that too. We're gonna not mention that ever again, though. My therapist said it's the best way to get over a trauma like that.

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2/14/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

O_o what the shit just happened

2/14/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Garrett - I thought the best way to get over that is to teabag someone.

2/14/2012 Leonard "Leo" L. says:

Leslie "Dancin'" D. says:
Uh what about your penis being held in a choke hold by a drunk guy?

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wut da heckkkkkkkk!!

2/14/2012 Phil "Time for a cold one!" H. says:

Leslie "Dancin'" D. says:
Uh what about your penis being held in a choke hold by a drunk guy?

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wut da heckkkkkkkk!!

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Actually, I was not really that drunk, and Garrett seemed to like it.

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2/14/2012 Ben "ForgetaBoudit" F. says:

had a couple of bumps in the road but we will make this work

2/14/2012 Leslie "Hey I heard you were a wild one" D. says:

Good! See you at 9 Ben. I already want to die in this class o_O

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