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Loews Hotel Vogue
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3 reviews for Loews Hotel Vogue
This hotel is quite lovely. The elevator was really fast, the bed was quite comfortable, the bathroom was amazing (featuring both a shower and separate bathing tub). There was also a tv in the bathroom for those longer trips in there.
I do have an issue that they don't offer free wifi in the rooms and their shower doors allow water onto the floor quite easily. But that's just being picky. Def one of the best hotels I have been to. The help there is very friendly, and definitely lives up to its name.
The hotel is conveniently located in the Temptation District, which features a variety of "danse contact" establishments where you can pay to fondle a young lady's hooters before wandering off to your hotel room, ashamed.
The staff was lovely. Doormen quite friendly and able to point you in the right direction should you wish to get your wife a gift or demean a runaway teen. The hotel bar had sexy, adorable bartenders, to whom drunk businessmen made regrettable comments. One bartender bought me a shrimp tempura appetizer - presumably because I quietly enjoyed my gin instead of offering to finger her.
The room itself was excellent. Clean as a whistle. Well-stocked mini-bar, in case you accidentally bring a tranny home and need to entertain or build courage. There's a room safe. The bed was so comfortable, one could be tempted to relax all day in their magnificent splendor while being serviced by a sex-trafficking victim bought off Craigslist.
Speaking of, internet access is $14.95/day (Canadian).
The bathroom could easily hold all known Baldwins. It had a large shower and even larger tub. Plenty of towels should you find yourself phoning a violent Russian pimp to arrange a Vietnamese soap massage. I was tempted to steal the awesome bathrobe but knew it'd wind up on my Amex statement somehow.
It took me two days before I realized that the DVD remote was not the TV remote. As a result, I didn't see much of what Canadian TV probably doesn't have to offer.
Prime shopping is all around. There's an Apple Store a block away. The high-end Ogilvy department store is across the street. Should you wish to stare at the shaved genitalia of a woman whose dad failed her, Club Wanda's is right on the corner.
Coffee shops and restaurants galore in the area. Good luck getting service in any of them - the French influence runs deep. When waiters sense you're trying to make eye contact they scatter as if you'd lobbed a grenade.
I love this hotel. The rooms are huge, the bathrooms are huge, the service is great. We've stayed all over town and it's our favorite. Rooms are much bigger than the Fairmont Queen Elizabeth and the Ritz.
The bathroom is huge-a-mongus. Deep whirlpool tub, separate shower, huge counterspace, flat screen tv...
Comfy, fluffy beds you just want to wallow in all day....
The only downsides... $15 per day Wi-Fi, expensive daily valet $32.
You can find good deals online and often they have hard to beat specials. We'll keep coming back!