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Lazy Flamingo
- Price Range:
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$$
- Accepts Credit Cards:
- Yes
- Attire:
- Casual
- Good for Kids:
- No
- Waiter Service:
- Yes
- Outdoor Seating:
- Yes
- Alcohol:
- Full Bar
- Wheelchair Accessible:
- No
3 reviews for Lazy Flamingo
3 reviews in English
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Review from Rob Y.
Caledonia, ON
4/13/2009
Just stopped by for a drink and an app on the patio. Still pretty cold to be doing the patio thing, but I am super macho so I can handle it. Decided to grab some cajun fries with bruschetta topping on them...pretty good! And what better to wash it down than with a "classy" pint of 50....really why don't more people have 50 on tap??? Delicious! Good place for people watching too...I am sure others do it aswell.
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Review from Tamar A.
8/9/2010 2 photos
Would that there were a zero stars option. Since there isn't, I choose to take this only, lonely, solitary star and chalk it up to success: Well done, Lazy Flamingo, for providing our table with the worst meal of our lives. It's hard to eff up pretty much every element of a dinner, from the flies floating around in my martini to the burned hamburger buns to the EFFING RACCOON ALMOST FALLING ON MY MOM'S HEAD. But you, Lazy Flamingo, you have managed to reach the zenith of depth. Congratulations.
Our waitress, on the gaffes in placing our food orders:
"Omigod, I'm SO sorry. Um, I can give you this [burned, flavorless, grade F meat] burger at a discount, or you can wait, like, 15 minutes? for your chicken wrap. The burger's really good though."
On the salad ordered by my mom that came on my plate after I gave a very specific salad order that was clearly lost in the ether:
[to my mom]: "Um, yeah, I messed that up. But she [me] hasn't started eating it yet, so just take hers?"
On the curious EFFING RACCOONS sniffing atop the fence that sidled our table:
"Yeah, it's weird, right? They used to be under the deck stairs, and they just started popping up over there."
On our obvious displeasure at the end of the meal, which included a private chat with the manager:
"Um, I'm really sorry for everything you guys. You obviously didn't like your food that much. Yeah. Sorry."
[pause]
"Bye."
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"I guess it could have been worse," Allison T. sighed. "They could have punched us in the face."Listed in: Oh Honey No
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Review from Allison T.
Toronto, ON
8/11/2010
If only we had known at the beginning of the meal that the "frickles" we kidded about relentlessly were going to be the highlight of the entire meal.
Such a pity.
While I have had quite a few veggie burgers that were nothing to write home about...this...this was a new creation that could have only been spawned from the depths of an unsavory kitchen. The bun was blackened on the inside (but then covered up in mustard...) & the patty itself was...inappropriate.
I took a bite & set it down, wrinkling my nose. This on top of the always approaching vermin (flies in the drinks, raccoons on the patio) had me waving the white flag & calling it quits.
The management handled it poorly (err, barely?) & we exited, giving thanks that our stomach linings would hopefully recover in a few hours. Ug.
Yes, it could have been worse. They could have punched us in the face.
